Wednesday, January 03, 2007

SIGH

The look of lurve...(sing it with me)

I don't think I've ever seen Jake so happy or his eyebrows so voluptuous. There must be something in this, a happiness to brow width ratio.

Hollywood power couple? Yuhah!

Whose this guy? What does it matter, baby, what does it matter.

Unedited beach photos - what bliss!

Jake + Sarsy = Jarsy. Jarsy = fucking cute! Too fucking cute!

Despite the lack of recent pictures, he's the one and only. Don't even try to deny it.

Oh wait...that's a puppy in a teapot, not Jake. My bad!

Y'know, I don't know if Jake is still dating any of these people but I know, for sure, that at some point, he loved them all deeply and I totally support that 100%. I just gotta throw that out there. I'm in a loving mood.

Laters, my fellow lovers.

53 comments:

cina said...

*snicker*

; D

Anonymous said...

Whoever his choice is, is fine with me.

He's just lovely :)

Anonymous said...

I'll see your *snicker* and raise you a *snerk*.

Very funny! :-)

Anonymous said...

Great pics BPB. But then all Jakepics are. Love the bushy brows, so masculine. Sweetest one is the one with Boo. Funniest, the one with the strange smiling man. (Who the hell is he?) Hottest, Jarsy by far. What a combo!!

You are a genius.
1. Keep us busy with the poll. Voting every 15 minutes.
2. Put up amazing pics with funny captions.

I expect you will be asking us to analize ink blots next.

Completely takes my mind off the current flap.

The Chemistry Guru said...

You mean he's not two-timing 'Le Sexx', and impregnanted with Clooney's love child???

Grrr...I have nothing to live for now! My world's just collapsed around me.

Anonymous said...

LOL.

Love Is In The Air

Anonymous said...

i love his profile in that pic with peter. sigh

Anonymous said...

I have this vision. In it Clooney is making Ocean's 14. But the object of it is to pass the torch so to speak. So instead of having all the old standbys, there are cameos from a few of them, but a younger, smarter, funnier gang is taking over, Jake, Mark Wahlberg, Peter, Heath, Orlando,Leo, and like that. I can actually envision a scene where Jake is trying to explain something to the Korean gymnast and Heath is trying to figure out WTF the Korea gymnast does actually. I see some delightful verbal sparring involving Jake Heath George and Orlando. I see a caper movie that's smart, hilarious and suspenseful. OK. Who's gonna write it?

Nothing Really Matters said...

How sweet does Boo look!

cina said...

^^ He sure does! But where is he these days really?!

veeveevee said...

I wanna be Boo! Actually, I wouldn't mind being any of those people if Jake would look at me like that, with that face, those eyes...

...but if I were Boo, then I'd get to go home with him! ;-)

veeveevee said...

And I agree, Kaydee...his profile in the Jarsy pic is utterly, deliciously amazing!!!

Anonymous said...

i think that pic is quite revealing as well as far as jake's true feelings are concerned :P

Agnes said...

Not what I excpected to find here today but LOL as always ;)

Anonymous said...

I raise your snickers and snerks with a *hearty guffaw*

cina said...

And I agree, Kaydee...his profile in the Jarsy pic is utterly, deliciously amazing!!!

The jawline. The. Jaw. Line.

THUD.

Anonymous said...

The jawline. The. Jaw. Line.

THUD.


The. Nose.

DOUBLE THUD

cina said...

LOL I think we could point out every single feature on this man and go THUD!

Anonymous said...

Hehe, priceless, Brits.

Btw, there is a new pic of Jake and Chris in LA, at IHJ but it is from Perez and he of course has the most pathetic comments about it.

Nothing Really Matters said...

I think Boo is on vacation!

cina said...

Dear GOD how gorgeous is he in that new pic?!? It's been so long since we've seen a new pic of him that this one simply killed me and sent me to heaven.

God I love him.

*pathetic* is my middle name, I know....

It's nice to see Chris is till with him in LA btw. :)

Anonymous said...

Quick, you better send Perez the "heterosexual" "e-mail" so he can know that Jake is "heterosexual" and not dating anyone at the moment. Or basically, he's "heterosexual" until he comes out. LMAO!

You girls are nutsy.

veeveevee said...

The jawline. The. Jaw. Line.

THUD.

The. Nose.

DOUBLE THUD

The. Lips.

TRIPLE THUD.

(Hey BP, and PG, you've got quite a few unconscious agents over here!)

Anonymous said...

8:50PM: Oooh look! Jake is walking with his friend Chris and Perez makes a comment about it, i'm so totally shocked! Perez has stated several times believe it or not that he doesn't think he's gay, he's just joking a round. You know a joke as in ha, ha. At least he doesn't take the rumors seriously (anymore).

Anonymous said...

8:50, grow up, seriously, just grow up.

Anonymous said...

so:

The.Eyes.

QUADRUPLE THUD (is that how you spell it?)

:D

(someone has to come clear out the corpses)

salailama said...

haha, hilarious. the hearts are a great touch, BPB. who is that random guy, really?

8:50, if poking fun at the ridiculousness of speculating on celebrities’ love interests based on so-called body language photos makes us “girls” (who’s making the assumptions here?) “nutso”, then sure, happily so.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, that should be you little girls are nutsy. Oopsies.

salailama said...

oopsies? and you're calling us little girls? you make it too easy. i'll just stop now and let you carry on with your genius comebacks.

cina said...

Ignore the troll. Let him have his fun. I don't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

mmm Jarsy...I like it...but where oh where is Heath?

Anonymous said...

Perez has stated several times believe it or not that he doesn't think he's gay, he's just joking a round.

Yes, its so funny when Perez doctors photos of male celebs he suspects are gay so it looks like cum is dripping out of their mouths. What a class act your hero is. So funny.

Anonymous said...

Jake`s "grizzly" look is appearing...no "Rendition" shootings at the moment???

I love that Chris is always wearing socks with his shorts...perhaps we should create a "Chris-Sock-watch"...

britpopbaby said...

I thought you didn't read JW? Weird.

veeveevee said...

I like the "just pre-grizzly" look - so I'm all good with this picture.

And although we really can't do a sock watch - he did get new shoes!!

cina said...

perhaps we should create a "Chris-Sock-watch"...

Perhaps we should start a "Jake Sneaker Watch". That man seems to have more shoes than Imelda Marcos for crying out loud! lol

Anonymous said...

"That man seems to have more shoes than Imelda Marcos for crying out loud!"

Question at the "Who wants to be a millionaire" show - "Which HW actor owns more shoes than Imelda Marcos?" Hihi...

The shoes Chris is wearing look familiar...I am sure I have seen the same on Jakes feet...

Jess said...

Oh my.. I'm SO with you guys on all the THUDS!! The jaw line, the nose, the lips, the eyes... DEAR GOD!!

(someone has to come clear out the corpses)

LOL!! Yep! Can't be me, though, cause I'm one of them!

cina said...

(someone has to come clear out the corpses)

I vote for Jake to come and give us mouth-to-mouth.

Anonymous said...

You can't see it, but I'm totally giving this post the 'look of love'.

Jess said...

I vote for Jake to come and give us mouth-to-mouth.

I doubt that would help! I, for one, would've died all over again!!

cina said...

Oh but what a sweet way to go! ;)

Jess said...

So very true, my friend! :) *SIGH*

Dumbo said...

Okay Boo-ga-loo may be the one and only, but the beach pic with Att-a-boy is too cute for words.

Anonymous said...

Those little doggies have been MIA a lonnnng time. Do you think he got rid of them bcz of Maggie's baby? Sometimes pets get jealous of a baby.
He is SO totally gorgeous, and clearly what ever he's got workin' works on everybody. People just light up for him. Of course, I would totally pass out for him. Hyperventillate.

britpopbaby said...

You can't see it, but I'm totally giving this post the 'look of love'.

Perhaps my favorite line ever.

Anonymous said...

That's it, Boo is the one and only, too cute for words!

Sam said...

i LOVE the subtle (or no so subtle ;) ) Message in this post..

Anonymous said...

I think the mystery guy is artist Jeff Koons who recieved an award the same night as Jake in NY.

Anonymous said...

He is double-delicious, when he is in luuurve!

Agree - hottest is the one with Sarsy!

HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!

Anonymous said...

I vote for Jake to come and give us mouth-to-mouth.

now that would cripple me for life! for sure. but what a way to go

Anonymous said...

People can speculate all they want. . .personally, I think Jake will wind up married to some All-American girlie (like Reese Witherspoon, perhaps?-- don't laugh! weirder things have happened in celebrityland) and have a bunch of squealing kiddies!
And since that's what he says he wants, I hope he gets it.

Anonymous said...

oooooh, yeah. just imagine the gyllenbabies... i want him to marry a beautiful girl, not to spoil the beauty. not reese - the chin's awful.