Wednesday, January 17, 2007

RUBRIC RODEO

It's that time of the year again; caption it!


Pic from tekio @ IHJ Forum.

The winner of last months competition was (drumroll...no?) Anneka!
"Although Jake tried to bring an air of professionalism to his role as 'Chorus Member No. 5', he could not help himself when he spotted Sarsgaard in the audience."

34 comments:

kokodee said...

Meet the "Brothers Grin"...

cina said...

Sorry, but is that from the set of Zodiac or...??

britpopbaby said...

Nah, I think it's just from his personal candid collection. He's the new Michael Jackson!

smurfette said...

hahaha, that pic is priceless, and anneka's caption is a deserving winner, so i won't even attempt to top it. jake does like to give peter the eye, doesn't he?

S4M985 said...

"Do u think i can grow my hair like these little guys, their front parting totally rocks *turns face side to side trying to imagine it*"

get real said...

LOL, great picture! Guess those are the kids who play his sons in Zodiac? Btw, what thread on IHJ is that from?

Also, the GQ with Jake is out on stands (see last thread for deets) and IHJ already has some scans up. Love the one of him leanin against the wall. There is one more with him in a suit in the mag.

veeveevee said...

"Some of us think we're too old for Jake now...just wait until his clones grow up!"

My pathetic attempt. Too bad I can't get a slightly older clone! ;)

:::off to go search out a GQ:::

pavonine said...

Sigh...the hands, the hands in this pic...such long, elegant fingers, so gentle looking...sighing some more...

Because of how he keeps those arms looking and how he uses those perfectly-manicured hands while he talks, I have always harbored the little notion that he is probably vain about them if he is vain about anything. He seems not to give a hoot about everyone's yammering about his blueblue eyes.

Anonymous said...

The Hanson Brothers pose for their newest CD album cover.....

pavonine said...

What thread is this from on IHJ? I tried searching for Tekio's recent posts, but couldn't get it to work. I really want to know the story behind this pic!

Anonymous said...

pavonine you are right!

Anonymous said...

LOL - HITCHASER described Jake's drag performance as 'part fantasy, part horror'

http://www.hitchaser.com/jake-gyllenhaal-in-drag/

Anonymous said...

Caption:

Jake upstages Brangelina and Madonna and adopts AMERICAN ORPHANS!

pavonine said...

4:05, that's brilliant! Do you work for Gilded Moose?

smurfette said...

GQ scans up on ohnotheydidn't, from justjared!

http://community.livejournal.com/
ohnotheydidnt/10376960.html#cutid1

Anonymous said...

Good god, I had that same striped shirt when I was about that age....I feel O L D.

Anonymous said...

pavonine - this is 4:05:

you're making my head swell ... dam I'll need a new hat.

Smurfette - insanely gorgeous link. thank you thank you ... dam again- I really should of put newspaper down before saw that.

Anonymous said...

Pavonine -- The picture of Jake and the two boys is from the Zodiac set. I found the picture on IMDB with a caption.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/2032163/HH/2032163/iid_1207563.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Sauers,%20Zachary

Caption reads: "Zachary Sauers and Micah Sauers with Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of Zodiac. Photo by David Sauers"

lolalemon said...

"Ya know, it would have been nice if Britpopbaby had let me know that knocking back Bombay in the hotel lobby and then gettin frisky in our room had led to THIS...TWICE. I know she's been busy trying to keep Lt. Dan off the streetsweeper, but this is just ridiculous. I mean, I could have got a phone call. Sheesh."

Anonymous said...

Would it be possible to have a link to last month's pic? Shame on me, I cannot remember which pic it was.

I was hoping someone else would ask for it... save myself from embarassment.

cina said...

Pavonine -- The picture of Jake and the two boys is from the Zodiac set. I found the picture on IMDB with a caption.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/2032163/HH/2032163/iid_1207563.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Sauers,%20Zachary

Caption reads: "Zachary Sauers and Micah Sauers with Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of Zodiac. Photo by David Sauers"


That's exactly what I had a feeling it might be! Jake's shirt sort of gave it away. ;)

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Agnes said...

Sorry another try:

http://community.livejournal.com/
ohnotheydidnt/10376960.html

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Agnes said...

My news wasn't new news but the link is worth to repeat ;)

cina said...

WOW, thanks Agnes!!! Those pictures are absolutely STUNNING!! It's funny though, his eyes look brown in them!

I can't wait to get my hands on that magazine. I'm SO buying that one!!

S4M985 said...

yes cina i just noticed it. Why did they make his eyes brown! Gah!

Agnes said...

I saw that too...

atk said...

I love the pic, but really...brown eyes? Sacrilege!

Can´t wait to read that interview!

nice anonymous said...

So glad that GQ magazine's Jake issue is already available -- something to drowse over during the long flight back to NY. The pictures will give me sweet dreams.

Pavonine, if Jake's vain about anything, don't you think it may be his hair? Remember the head- shaving for "Jarhead"? He looked sort of apprehensive, don't you think? Like, "Okay, I am making a sacrifice for my art ... but this damn well better grow back later ... exactly the way it was ... Or there'll be hell to pay."

Also, I'd imagine Jake must be extremely health conscious & aware of the hard work involved in keeping his physique honed. (Not like he has body dysmorphic disorder of anything, though I'll bet that's more common than is admitted among good-looking male actors.) "Jarhead" maybe was a turning point. Not so much for "Brokeback" since I recall thinking in the Thanksgiving dinner confrontation scene that his body still looked rather slight & boyish, compared with his father-in-law's.

pavonine said...

It's funny, here's a pic without pecs or a closeup of those eyes or anything, but I can't stop looking at it. The combination of him looking so at ease with the two little kids (boy did I believe it when he said he wanted like four kids--just from pics with him and kids, or with his dogs, you can tell he's a natural and can't wait to have a family) and the impish look on his face conveys so much about the cute personality we love him for. Not that I don't think he is damned fine looking, but I think it's his endearing personality that pushes me over the line from "well that's a nice looking fellow" to "this guy really does something to me."

pavonine said...

Oh, and Nice Anon, I think you are right about the hair. I hope he doesn't lose it--not just because it's great, but because I think it would really hit him hard!

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