Tuesday, January 09, 2007

JAKE, YOU REALLY NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL

In an act of uncharacteristic foolishness, Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed leaving the top secret Jake Watch Headquarters last week carrying the Jake Watch: The Movie script. Note the deer-in-the-headlights look as he realizes he's been caught:
Unfortunately, the tragedy didn't stop there. Despite his hurried attempts to escape, Jake was unable to stop paparazzi from capturing a fellow Jake Watch Agent on film. I would like to commend our Covert Ops and Makeup Team for successfully making britpopbaby look like a middle-aged balding man.
But where was he taking the script? Ah, my dear Agents, all will be revealed soon. Very soon...

Pics from IHJ.

45 comments:

veeveevee said...

Ooh, Brit...it must take hours of makeup to change your leather-loving, cleavage-baring self into THAT! ;)

Now where is that Jake off to???

The Bearded Lady said...

Oh Brit, your not middle aged, you just think you are.
Your only as old as you feel! :)

dottieb said...

Agent Dottie has been at work!

The building seems to be 435 N. Bedford Ave in Beverly Hills, part of a plush complex of medical office buildings. It is managed by B&L Realty Co., which describes it thus:

"435 North Bedford Drive is a four-story, approximately 54,000 rentable square
foot reinforced brick and masonry MOB with a penthouse, basement, and ground floor retail space. Built in 1950 and extensively remodeled in 1984, the building features oak molding, wall sconces and paneling in the hallways plus
stained runner boards and built-in stained hardwood cabinets in some of the
medical office suites."

http://sec.edgar-online.com/2006/03/31/0001193125-06-070837/Section3.asp


I haven't learned why - or even if - he had a medical appointment; or perhaps he lives in the penthouse?

dottieb said...

Oops, make that "G&L Realty."

Nothing Really Matters said...

Jake i want that script back! I'm not done with it yet!

cina said...

Aha. I knew it. It was the script he was reading, just as I suspected. Damn you boy, you just can't keep your fingers away can you?!

Anyway, I'm glad you seem to be on top of things PG. I trust you know exactly where he went with it. ;)

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ Dude, Jake is quite the reliable messenger when he has to be. I can verify the script arrived safe and sound. :)

cina said...

Oh that's very reassuring PG. *phewww*

phoebe said...

I would like to commend our Covert Ops and Makeup Team for successfully making britpopbaby look like a middle-aged balding man.

Brilliant!!

Now. Tell us. Where did he take it?!?!

cina said...

Oh btw, what do you mean Britpopbaby in disguise?? I thought that was Nothing Really Matters entering the building?!

;D

phoebe said...

^^ *giggles*

Nothing Really Matters said...

Dude they must have caught me on an off day! Danm the hair and makeup people!

nice anonymous said...

The script looks so very thick in the first picture, and then so very thin in the second picture.

I get it ... the second, thinner script consists solely of the dramatic monologues that will eventually garner Jake his second Academy Award nomination next year.

[Nice Anonymous, who's still recovering from her disappointment after the DGA nominations were announced.]

agent H said...

Can't wait to hear the future of Jakewatch the movie!
H

The Bearded Lady said...

"Hail the Boo!"

cina said...

Dude they must have caught me on an off day! Danm the hair and makeup people!

Sweetie you know you look fabulous!

smurfette said...

The script looks so very thick in the first picture, and then so very thin in the second picture.

oh no, i smell a new conspiracy theory brewing! now, why would jake’s pr want to photoshop out those extra pages? hee. couldn't resist. apparently, there are still people in the world who have never heard of perspective.

nice anon, what are you disappointed over?

veeveevee said...

^^Exactly, Smurfette! Another drama brewing indeed! :D

playitagain said...

I gather from other pictures that Jake is carrying a prescription: and he looks awful.

Newport Girl said...

Is he wearing snowshoes or does he just have really nice *big* feet?!

S4M985 said...

i hate to mention it but someone said in a few posts back that it was a place to plastic surgery?!! :S but im SURE thats just a rumour

smurfette said...

^^plastic surgery, really? i would think medical office buildings usually have a lot of different types of doctors in one building, so really jake could be going for anything, right?

besides, i've gone to a plastic surgeon to remove a mole on my leg--which i don't really consider cosmetic. hmmm, speaking of, hope jake doesn't remove any of his trademark moles! heeh

nice anonymous said...

The script is thinner, I tell you. I mean, did Jake drop half the pages between photo No. 1 and photo No. 2?

Or did someone messenger him the latest rewrite in between the pictures?

Smurfette, as far as the DGA nominees list goes, I am disappointed on behalf of Eastwood, Greengrass, Cuaron and Del Toro. (A little less for Eastwood than for the other two, though. He's The Man -- he can take it.)

Newport Girl said...

dottieb said "the building is part of a plush complex of medical office buildings."

Very clever, Brits, to have the Jake Watch Headquarters posing as a medical office! Jake is probably still baffled on why his "exam" took over seventeen hours and consisted of numerous "sexual performance tests" along with "tongue checks" and giving "sample donations" to ten "doctors" who, by the way, wore only thongs, nippleless bras and stilettos and why the only acceptable payment required was a pair of his socks.

Poor guy, he's so confused. All he wanted was an antibiotic for his cough.

nice anonymous said...

If the mole is threatening Jake's health, then, mole begone! Out, out, damn'd spot!

If it's not, then he ought to leave it alone. I consider it an embellishment, pointing out his most admirable features. Sort of like a beauty patch appllied by an 18th century marquis.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Well we know Jake was not soliciting! It says your not alound on the door!

Simon Agent 002 said...

That's no problem you just call it something else.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh! i hope Jake isn't feeling flu-ey! I want him in TOP FORM for the SNL thing. No barfing on stage, Jake! Since it's Tuesday, wonder if he's heading east for rehearsals and creative input???

claire said...

The fact that he's wearing that frumpy old cardigan is what I find even more alarming than anything else.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's Jake's "comfort cardigan." And if he is flu-ey it will help with chills. I'm off to vote! Having Jake drop to 7th place is totally unacceptable!

Anonymous said...

OK. Scratch James Cameron from my list of directors of movies I might want to watch. Google alerts tells me our very own Jake was competing (! I know.) for the lead in Cameron's next project, called Avatar (sci-fi gimmicky commercial thirller) and lost out to an Australian actor! And the lead character's name was Jake. He wouldn't even have had to concentrate all that much! Life is SO unfair!

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Very clever, Brits, to have the Jake Watch Headquarters posing as a medical office! Jake is probably still baffled on why his "exam" took over seventeen hours and consisted of numerous "sexual performance tests" along with "tongue checks" and giving "sample donations" to ten "doctors" who, by the way, wore only thongs, nippleless bras and stilettos and why the only acceptable payment required was a pair of his socks.

I am *SERIOUSLY* wondering about you, Newport Girl.

But I love it, I LOVE IT ! ! ! :)

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Oops, make that "G&L Realty."

*G*yllenhaal & *L*edger Realty ???

gummybug said...

You guys are voting, right? Apparently, some people feel Jake isn't as sexy as Bon Jovi and Hugh Laurie. Let's set this right!


http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/grand-finale2006/hombreatractivo.html?pantalla=hombreatractivo

anonymous blonde said...

Jake tempted to do another movie this soon? We should only be so lucky.....

His one movie a year thing really depresses me. I want to see more of him! But, I'm not at all surprised that "Jake Watch: The Movie" has him intrigued. Who else could capture his hotness better than JW, I ask you?

Kendra said...

If Jakee is flu-ey he should button better this short grey cardigan he fancies so much, and wrap himself around a wool scarf.

Girl Friday said...
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Girl Friday said...

A couple of points ...

1. Jake's picture is finally on the SNL page ... and they didn't spell his damn name correctly!

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/

I can't wait to see the artsy shots between breaks.

Personally I only watch the show when I like the host. While there's a gem every now and then ("Dick in a Box!") or Natalie Portman rapping (Run a search on it at the website to check it out) there hasn't been much to laugh about in years. I still watch it though when I can just for those moments.

2. Jakewatch the Movie! I'd like to play myself and yes, I'm willing to do nudity - artistic of course.

3. Medical Offices? Jeebus that's personal. There's a lot of stuff I don't give a flib about but I really wouldn't want to be photographed carrying a bag of EXTRA Absorbent Tampax or anything. Luckily that will never happen, Simon don't get any ideas.

cina said...

Jake's picture is finally on the SNL page ... and they didn't spell his damn name correctly!

JAKE GYLLENHALL!?!

Seriously, how fucking hard can it be?? Geeeez. (I know first hand about having a last name people just don't seem to know how to spell. Even though it's really not that odd.)

Sorry, I'm in a bad mood this morning.

j01560403 said...

You are right Cina, there is no excuse for this!! grrr. I am just waiting to see how long it takes for them to fix it.

BTW, it seems like some of us have given up on the Hello! poll, and that's a dam shame. Keep voting for Jakey you guys!

Anonymous said...

Very clever, Brits, to have the Jake Watch Headquarters posing as a medical office! Jake is probably still baffled on why his "exam" took over seventeen hours and consisted of numerous "sexual performance tests" along with "tongue checks" and giving "sample donations" to ten "doctors" who, by the way, wore only thongs, nippleless bras and stilettos and why the only acceptable payment required was a pair of his socks.


LOLOLOL

heddaparsons said...

I haven't watched SNL in ages but I will this Saturday. Spelled his name wrong?? Morons. And I would think he would be very intereseted in Jakewatch the Movie, it should be the next film after Rendition!

veeveevee said...

What a bunch of idiots - the guy is an Oscar-nominated actor, not to mention THE SEX, and they can't spell his name right???

I'm keeping my eyes out for those promo commercials they do in the couple of days leading up to SNL...

nice anonymous said...

Maybe that will be one of the jokes on Saturday Night Live ... that people still can't say Jake's name right or spell it correctly.

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of idiots - the guy is an Oscar-nominated actor, not to mention THE SEX, and they can't spell his name right???

not to mention that he can make a perfectly ordinary shirt look like
that :)