Sunday, January 21, 2007

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Nooooooo!
What's going on?

Anonymous said...

^ What s/he said.

Anonymous said...

agent kaydee awaiting your orders

Anonymous said...

What, is he back with Kirsten? What else merits a code red?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Oh i say!

Anonymous said...

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

don't scare us..

Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP IN A FAJITA!

Grab your Puggles and RUN!!!!!!

I'm hysterical now - SOMEONE CALL 'THE SEX' IN!

Anonymous said...

zio cristoforo.. what's going on.. is he going to marry some unauthorised human being or what???

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Anonymous said...

Eeeek! Jake has his thumb bandaged in the new IHJ pics - is this all eeirly connected?

Anonymous said...

Link to the new forum:
http://jakewatch.conforums.com/

I think we're allowed to post now.

Nothing Really Matters said...

^^ Oh sweetie you can stay with me! Just don't pee on my laptop!

Anonymous said...

oh pooer Terrence.....I have been listening to some radio clips from last year with Jake being interviewed about Jarhead and he gets askes about Boo in several of them....I just adore the way he says the word puppy.

Anonymous said...

you should add some Fear Music to the post. i would be even more dramatic then. :D

i love drama

veeveevee said...

Agent Veeveevee, ready and awaiting orders!!!

Don't worry, Terence, we're on the way!

Anonymous said...

Terence, don't panic. a real agent always stays calm and controlled. help's on the way. the guns primed and ready

Anonymous said...

Should we make a call out to Jack Bauer? After being stuck in a Chinese Prison for 18 months; he's kinda in a pissy mood. I say just the person we need for this code red!

Anonymous said...

*ready for commands*
(and agrees with kaydee, drame is fun:P<3)

Anonymous said...

I read your blog, Terence. So you're just the office manager not an actual agent?

Anonymous said...

ok, i've been on post since 1:43 PM this morning (after my whole night shift yesterday:) and i'm still waiting for orders.

really, agents get restless here. nad you know that when you leave us alone at HQ for too long we tend to do strange things out of sheer boredom.

we want some action!

Anonymous said...

I had to reboot again to make sure I was in the right place. I hope everyone and everything is fine. Please update us ASAP.

This is where I come for my Jake fix.

veeveevee said...

Oh, Terence - if you get scared, you can always call one of us. No worries about the alarm.

But I am worried about Brit and PG - are they out having fun without us???

Anonymous said...

So there has been an intruder in JW HQ? Who? Who? Who?

Agnes said...

Code red!! Agent Agnes is ready and awaiting orders!!! ;)

Jess said...

What the heck is going on?!

Anyways, reporting for duty!!!

Now what?!

Anonymous said...

*awaits orders*

Anonymous said...

Great pics of Jake and Tobey McGuire at IHJ!

And when are we going to hear what we need to do next?

Anonymous said...

Oh no...I think our Jakey has been injured in the madness! We failed at protecting him....*cries*

Anonymous said...

I will loose countless dreams over this tonight! Please tell me he isn't getting married, isn't stepping out the closet, and isn't getting rid of Boo and Atticus. Oh how the mind wanders during times of despair!

Sam said...

omg whats going on. I KNEW something would happen when i went away for 2 days *scurries off to the new JW board and IHJ!*

khildeb said...

Agent j######## reporting late, as usual, am I too late????

Anonymous said...

Me again, still worried!!
Who is the intruder? Please update us asap!!

Anonymous said...

If this is a joke, it is not funny.

Anonymous said...

Brit or PG, what is going on with Terrance and JW headquarters? And can we please get the regular banner back?

Anonymous said...

^^ Sorry, that should be spelled Terence.

Anonymous said...

I confess to my addiction & powerlessness over my Jake-relasted Web surfing habits. Take away Jake Watch for a day like that, with those alarming "code red" headlines, and I go into withdrawal. I mean, I was **pining away** yesterday. Have some pity!

Jake said...

Jake Watch will resume normal service soon.

Anonymous said...

Brit or PG, what is going on with Terrance and JW headquarters? And can we please get the regular banner back?

It's a joke everyone, lighten up!

Anonymous said...

does it mean that jake watch HQ has to transfer from beta blogger to google account or smth like that?

Anonymous said...

yooo hooo! i don't know how i did it, but my pic appeared. now you may all admire my readiness for duty :)

Anonymous said...

Gary A here...

Terence - You administrative stiffs are all alike - you ain't never no good.

Dammit - half of them sheep running through HQ aren't even Prophecy Girl's!

I wasn't paying you to sniff the rose Terence - now go see your momma about some labrador with ammonia.

Anonymous said...

Re: those pics of Jake on IHeartJake

OH MY GAWD HE GOTS A BOO BOO!
Not even the puggle kind!

Okay - and here's an observation and my 5 cents but DAM Tobey looks totally weird next to Jake. My advice to Tobey is if you want to keep that Spiderman job - DON'T take photos next to The Sex.I thougth they looked similar but man next to each other - HELL NO!

Anonymous said...

6:20PM, I know it was a joke and was playing along...yeesh.

LOVE the new look, banner, etc, Brits and PG!!!

And YES 7:09 PM, you can't compare the greatness that is The Sex, in talent or looks to Tobey. Although I really do like Tobey and his movies. Jake is just all that and a bag of chips, lol. ;)

salailama said...

ooh, the background color changed-- is that a sign that the code red will be lifted soon? hope so.

and hey there agent number 6-- you seem in the know (at least more than hopelessly frazzled terence), any more news for us? eta of the new JW?

Wet For Went said...

What's going on? <=== a day late

cina said...

Ooooh! It's alive! ;)

Anonymous said...

The Red is gone, does that mean that JW is going to code orange??

veeveevee said...

This Agent 6 character...are you Brit or PG in disguise?

Anonymous said...

Well, glad to see things are back to semi-normal! Y'all had me really worried for a while!

Agree with the poster that said Tobey should never be photographed next to our man Jake. I was thinking the exact same thing when viewing those pics! To use an analogy....

Jake is 100-year-old Scotch....fine, smooth, full-bodied, sophisticated...

and Tobey is a glass of tap water. Lukewarm tap water.

Anonymous said...

perfectscore_goldstar said...
...Tobey is...Lukewarm tap water
With a hair in it ;)

LOL, perfectscore!!

BTW, love the Highway references. That's one of my fav Jake films too.

Anonymous said...

Love the update! I'm so happy everything is back to normal.
Missed you guys!!!

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