A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S PHONE
"Hey, jst a msg 2 say soz. L8ly I feel like I've been neglecting u, wot wit nu stress @ work & u disappearing 4 1 mnth. R sex life has gone way down hill. But now I c u voting in semi-tight black tee...
...boots of sex, five o'clock shadow, ...
...and er, TOUNGE & I'm like, he's totally bringng seXy bck! Luv u 4eva BPB xxx"
Hmmm, do I ring back britpopbaby, who I owe so much to for futhering my career at every opportunity, or do I cross this road?
BOTH BABY! I am Jake Gyllenhaal, premier multi-tasker and that is why people worship me!
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