Wednesday, October 11, 2006

THERE'S THIS THING I DO...

...when the post situation is particularly bleak (i.e. days and no spandex). I call it "Today in Jake History" in which I comb through the extensive Jake Watch archives (aka the IHJ media section) and search for pictures from the day in question. Except all one other time I've resorted to this feature, it happened to be a day when Jake didn't do anything. So that's why you've never seen it.

Today was different, although I kinda wish I hadn't run across what I found. Look at what happened on this day in 2004:

Son of a bitch! That ain't multitasking! Where's the Jake I know and love? The one who wouldn't have wimped out and put the damned coffee cup on top of the car? He's got at least 3 fingers free from what I can see. I'm disgusted. The only thing that makes this series of pictures tolerable is the fact that the necklace makes him look like a freaking pimp and that's awesome.

Plus, tongue action. That never gets old.

Maybe tomorrow one of us will have something a little more timely to post. But probably not.

49 comments:

said...

PG, I love how you refer to paparazzi-less days as times when Jake "didn't do anything", as if all celebrities just sit in corners without blinking until someone comes along and photographs them, in which case they walk around and drink coffee.

I love it because sometimes I think that is how they operate. ;-)

SquallCloud said...

Okay I want to climb onto my computer desk and hump this pic.

Jake should wear black tees more often!

Damn. Damn! Damnity! Damnit!

Also, this has nothing to do with anything but Tower Records has gone out of business. What a world What a muthafuckin world! Shit!

Anonymous said...

MUTHA FATHA HOT! HOT! HOT! HAAAAAWT!

Yeah that tongue never gets old - but it could get us some new scenery - like in my mouth! booooya baby.

FUCK TOWER RECORDS - pussy asswipes need to learn some dam muth fuckin bookkeeping - hell there's some ole lady name Agnes probably could of set their asses straight.

I'm sticking to Newbury Comics biatches.

Jake can go PIMP on my ass - anyday, any time! BOOYAH Y'ALL!

In other NEWS:
Jake is laughing off rumors about him and fellow stud actor, Heath Ledger, teaming up in the Batman Sequel. Only one guy from Brokeback is the movie - haven't you all heard? And I don't mean cash whore Randy Quaid!

Smurfeyshmoo said...

Jake just hadn't learned his multi-tasking skills yet. It takes time, you know? Cut the poor boy some slack. Just looking that good in a black tee and a pimping bling as well as breathing and popping the tongue should count for something!

veeveevee said...

Britpopbaby...anytime you give us some extra maybe-never-before-seen pictures of Jake, we're happy/thrilled/ecstatic and ever so grateful.

Or maybe that's just me...I appreciate any Jake fix I can get any day of the week, and I know I can find it here!

Anonymous said...

Aw, you're kidding us PG!

This isn't from 2004 ...

Check out that damn yellow bracelet ....

Or was he already affiliated to Gyllenstrong back then???

amerita said...

Yeah, Jake has been wearing that yellow bracelet back in 2004 indeed. Why is a damn yellow bracelet now? It is in support of cancer research for God sake, have no idea why people have to keep bitching against Livestrong.

The black t-shirt looks gooood on him. So does a white one

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jake has been wearing that yellow bracelet back in 2004 indeed. Why is a damn yellow bracelet now? It is in support of cancer research for God sake, have no idea why people have to keep bitching against Livestrong.

Apologies, Amerita. You're right, it was there back in 2004 - my bad.

I was under the mistaken impression he'd only been wearing it since he hooked up with Lance earlier this year, and I'd mentally linked it to all that Lance/Jake stuff (squick!) - that's why it became a 'damn' bracelet to me. I have NO problem with anyone supporting cancer research. I just don't care too much for LA and his brand of humor when it is at our Jake's expense ...

Anonymous said...

Do you think he realizes how hot he is and how he affects us???? I think he KNOWS. Gawd! I love that about him. He is such a tease.
When is the NYC MArathon? Is there any indication of whether he might participate? Lance is supposed to be in training for it. He's in Texas as we speak. Lance, I mean.

claire said...

Jake is such a chav

S4M985 said...

amerita said...
The black t-shirt looks gooood on him. So does a white one


Babe, ANYTHING looks good on jake. Dont think ive ever seen him in black jeans before but he looks fine!

claire said...
Jake is such a chav


Haha thats so true goin by this pic! hes def a hot chav tho.

phoebe said...

Aww, darn it! Mr Multitasker, come BACK!!

However, I'm willing to overlook this whole not-multitasking-incident because HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! He's SO hot in this black outfit!! Those jeans.. man, can he wear those jeans.. And one look at his arms is all it takes for me to forget my own name.. *THUD*

Anonymous said...

I really l o v e your blog (and Jake ..) you´r so funny . for you i will try to improve my english...it´s getting better and better.

THANK YOU SO MUCH !

Katie said...

It's a stormy old day today but nothing cheers it likt the eray of sunshine that is a photo of Jake - old or new. Loving Jake in black and glad as ever to see our friend Jake's Tongue.

cina said...

I don't know what to say. He's just.... AHHH!!

*thud*

only1annabel said...

Pimped out Jake is hott!!! God bless slow news days...love the pic!

Agnes said...

*Thud*

Anonymous said...

His right arm looks mighty weird.Like it's bionic or something.

Prophecy Girl said...

PG, I love how you refer to paparazzi-less days as times when Jake "didn't do anything", as if all celebrities just sit in corners without blinking until someone comes along and photographs them, in which case they walk around and drink coffee.

A day that Jake isn't unintentionally entertaining us is not a day he spent well! :) Ha ha! Just kidding obviously. I don't know what it is about that outfit, but it's seriously doing something for me.

phoebe said...

I don't know what it is about that outfit, but it's seriously doing something for me.

I'm SO with you, PG!!

Dumbo said...

He is also wearing a ring on his right ring finger that reminds me of an article I read over on IHJ a while ago. It talked about him wearing an engangement ring from himself to himself. Way to work the pimp photo today :)

nice anonymous said...

All I can say is that I really hope that Jake remains deeply committed to his caffeine habit. If he ever detoxed completely & stopped leaving his apartment to get the occasional overpriced cup of coffee, then my world would effectively end, for there'd be no more pictures of his stubbly, sunglassed face to brighten up my mornings at the office. I do enjoy having my first morning cup while toasting my computer screen image of Jake doing the same. (It's the only way he & I will ever have coffee together [sob, sob].)

Anonymous said...

It talked about him wearing an engangement ring from himself to himself.

Is that Jake being philosophical again?

JoyceDavenport said...

^^^ Yup, seems like it. Our Jakey is a deep thinker, meditator and is into some heavy reading. I now have a deeply embarrasing obsessive confession to make. You remember a while back he was spotted reading a big ass book which was id'ed as being 'Infinite Jest'?
Well I have to confess I went out and bought it. It's a thousand pages long - yes I said a THOUSAND. I'm about half way through it. It is deep, heart wrenching stuff with some of the most touching depictions I've ever read on the subject of addiction - and it is laugh out loud funny. It is as you can guess no casual read- our Jakey's is no lightweight in the brain department.

Simon Agent 002 said...

^^ LMAO!!!
That's where you've been?(I was wondering)
Joyce, I swear he carries those books around sometimes, to send his msg thru the paps to the blogsphere...

Thousand? ;) ...lololol

sorry...well it's one of those reads that you needn't worry about it ending too soon.

I think he starts "War and Peace" tommorrow...

Remember, if the sneakers match the book cover than it must be important...
just one of those
"Book Watch™" tips
I'd like to pass along.

PS
get yourself some eye drops.

smurfette said...

^^ bookwatch, i love it! and david foster wallace is genius. i haven't quite made it thru infinite jest yet either, joyce, but you should check out his essays too.

OT: i have a feeling that with the marie antoinette press junkets in full swing, we’re gonna get a lot of new distorted kirsten comments in the news these days-- there’s a new kirsten interview with a lot of interesting info that’s new to me, but i’m not sure how much i can trust it. it also has a lot of stuff that seems pieced together from old/existing interviews. it says she drives a x5—what happened to her prius? also, did she really try out for satine from moulin rouge? I was under the impression baz lurman wanted nicole kidman from the start. that’s funny if true, since jake almost got the christian part. And george clooney, really?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=i-won-t-lose-my-bead-over-marie-antoinette-&method=full&objectid=17908277&siteid=66633-name_page.html

Anonymous said...

You're not alone. I did the same damned thing. I bought Infinite Jest....after deciding my mind and attitude that day was not ready to tackle Buddhism...LOL!!!!

I LOVE him in black like that. Remember the scene in Jarhead at the end when he's sitting, in profile, on a chair smoking? Then he gets up and walks to the window?

nice anonymous said...

Oh, good, another Wallace groupie is born. Next, JoyceD, I'd recommend "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" and "Brief Interviews With Hideous Men." After you finish the Infinite Book, they'll be like skimming articles in an airline's onboard magazine.

nice anonymous said...

BTW, Is anyone planning on attending Mr. Gyllenhaal Sr.'s poetry reading this Sunday night, down on Houston? I'm debating with myself over going. (It's being held at the Zinc Bar, which I haven't entered for a few years. Maybe it's time, again?)

Anonymous said...

Um, what is a "chav".

Simon Agent 002 said...

"The Decider" is talking...he's jabbing his finger into the podium...
It must be election season...he could never give a press conference for years...now "Decider" is on television every day...
If he shows up on the "Price is Right"...
I'm gonna be very pissed!

Prophecy Girl said...

Nice Anonymous, yours truly will be in attendance, thus, you have to come. :)

JoyceDavenport said...

Anon 4.32 (can some of our regular anon's get a handle- like 'nice' did- you could be 'lovely' 'fantastic' 'superb' or 'marvelous'- better than just plain 'anon' no?)

'chav' is a derogatory term for asomeone with cash - but no taste- or someone with no cash who likes to look flash- but with no taste.

Glad I am not alone on the sea of the Infinite Book- it will be like saying goodbye to an old friend by the time I'm finished. To be honest I don't read much fiction but this one is definitely food for serious thought. My favourite line so far has to be 'something smells delicious' the funniest punchline in a long time!-and no I'm not going to explain the joke- if you want to get it read the book- nuthin' for nuthin!

On the Stephen poetry reading isn't our very own PG going? If you are and Jakey makes an appearance yopu have to get a pic with him. Just explain it's so we can cross off the 'JW agent' square on paparazzi bingo - he's sure to understand...

JoyceDavenport said...

BTW Smurfette I wouldn't believe anything I read in the Scottish Daily Record- not even the date at the top of the page.

smurfette said...

you're right, those publications don't seem very reliable.

hey, found something doing a jake blogsearch-- apparently jake is one of many who had something to say about nat'l coming out day in the following video for the HRC:
http://a4.g.akamai.net/f/4/19675/0/newmill.download.akamai.com/19677/anon.newmediamill/comingout/2006/finecut.mp4

i can't check it from work-- can anyone view??

wontingwitch said...

mmmmmmmmm tongue action...God he looks hot...

wontingwitch said...

My lover wears one of those yellow bracelets and everytime I look at it I think of Jake...

Simon Agent 002 said...

Smuff, your address isn't working...when they are long like that (and going outside the post margins)

What I do is find a spot along the address and hit the "enter" key...this will cut the address to the next line and fit the entire thing ...;)

smurfette said...

simon, does this work?

http://a4.g.akamai.net/
f/4/19675/0/newmill.download.
akamai.com/
19677/anon.newmediamill/
comingout/2006/finecut.mp4

or try seethingmom.blogspot.com. that's where i found the link

kaydee said...

love the blach outfit, adore the tongue action, hate the bloody chain - an italian macho look brrr. disgusting. come one, jake don't do it to me, please

kaydee said...

our Jakey's is no lightweight in the brain department.

our jake is no lightweight in the looks department neither. god, i drooled all over my keyboard. and of course, i 'a staring fixedly at his pictures instead of doing some serious work which i should have done during the weekend, but didn't as i was busy staring at his pics...

is there any cure for the addiction?

Simon Agent 002 said...

Smurf, thanks I'm trying again...maybe it's my connection?
I'm at the blog page but no recording as of yet...

smurfette said...

simon, apologies for the bad directions again! try this:

http://seethingmom.blogspot.com/
2006/10/happy-national-coming-
out-day_11.html

there's a link to this recording there.

Simon Agent 002 said...

It's not you Smurf...her link on her page isn't working for some reason?...but I searched her HRC link and there's a YouTube Video which is the one she's refering to (I think) ...I'm loading it now.

try:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Qep_w6GBE

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the video link, Smurfette! It shows a very short clip of scenes from BBM and then Jake, from his videotaped HRC acceptance speech (he couldn't attend the NYC HRC event because of "Zodiac" filming and the Oscar luncheon. He said a very sweet thing about the movie being a love story equal to any love story. And he looked yummy!! It is a compilation of a lot of celebs at different HRC events, including Ang Lee and Anne Hathaway talking about her brother getting married to his partner. Nice tape.

Btw, thanks for the explanation of "chav". But Jake a chav...aww he has good taste most of the time and usually looks great. ;)

Anonymous said...

Simon, that is it!

7:29 PM

kaydee said...

thank you simon. it's really a very touching film. i esp. liked ang lee's opinion. i too hope one day we won't have to fight for it but will be able to celebrate it. sigh

smurfette said...

thanks for finding a working link, simon, and describing the video as well!

SquallCloud said...

That link was beautiful. The comments are terrible. But this is the world we live in. Thanks guys! Does my bi heart good!