I meant to do this last Sunday but er...I didn't. So after sixth months of Sunday Projectness I have now gathered together our findings, processed the data with an Excel spreadsheet, made some pie charts and bar graphs and put together a Powerpoint presentation. I present to you here now, things that we here at Jake Watch officially approve of and what shall now recieve the Jake Watch Seal Of Approval:
Officially Approved Partner (if you really must have one, Jake)
Winner: Natalie Portman
Runner Up: Austin Nichols
So what, you're just friends? Ring her up, treat her to a MacDonalds - who knows what magic can happen in plastic yellow booths? Sorry, is this embrassing?
Officially Approved New Movie
Winner: Any, as long as you get your butt out again
Runner Up: Jane Austen's Persuasion
Better re-read that Rendition contract and see if you can get out of it or at least insist a butt scene be written in.
Officially Approved New Pet
Winner: The Animal
Runner Up: Inconclusive
Er...yeah, sorry about that one.
Officially Approved New House
Winner: English Country Manor
Runner Up: Beach Hut
Oh, Mr Gyllenhaal! How you delight us with your exquisite balls!
Officially Approved Holiday Destination
Runner Up: Mexico
Officially Approved Tattoo
Inconclusive as comments veered into, 'Oh my God, Steve Irwin is dead'.
Officially Approved TV Career
Again, sadly inconclusive. britpopbaby has made the executive decision to officially approve CSI:NY even though it wasn't an option. I think you know why. Lab coats? Totally hot.
Officially Approved New Hobby
Runner Up: Jousting
We are just so bored of the damn biking! Get down the Bingo hall with Gladys and Mavis will ya?
Officially Approved New Charity that Jake should be pimping
Winner: Talk Like a Pirate Day
Runner Up: Save Katie Holmes
Dude, who cares about liberities?
Officially Approved Resturant Venture
Winner: Burger Van
Runner Up: Swedish Experimental Bistro
It may get cold in the winter but think of all the cooking you get to do! Greasy, horrible cooking!
Officially Approved New Friend
Matty and Lance out, Lt. Dan IN. End of conversation.
Right, everything sorted? Good.