Saturday, September 23, 2006

WE'VE BEEN SLACKING ON ALL FRONTS

I guess you can blame me. Apparently I'm unable to balance a 9-5, gin addiction, blogging duties and full-time stalking. I better quit my job.

Yeah, while I was out putting pounds in the tax man's pocket I missed this baby: innocent passer-by. Look at him with his tie-dye sweatshirt and ill-fitting pants; he just passed Jake right. on. by. Shocker.

65 comments:

mrs_dalloway said...

Brits,forget about gin and save your money for the Jake Gyllenhaal auction!!This is it!Check out IHJ at Gyllenhaalics or this link posted by green:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140029857996

marcus said...

Whats more of a shocker is the state of Jakes hair.I reckon he has invested in a set of clippers and runs them over his head every week.Won't be any left soon.Looks horrible.To skinny by half as well.What happened to the sex?

Anonymous said...

Why isn't pissed crossed off yet?Or do you mean pissed as in drunk?

Anonymous said...

Anyone would pass by Jake.He's unrecognisable.

Anonymous said...

Surely there were plenty of unauthorised females? The one who was beside him at the concert for instance?

Anonymous said...

Dare I say he's no longer boyish looking and is beginning to look like someone closer to 30 than 20 - which of course he is!

Funny someone said Heath was looking old. (I don't think he is!) well considering he's 20 months older than Jake,and has a baby in the house, I think he's 'ageing' better than Jake is - just going by these latest pics. I'm sure the camera's just caught him badly, is all.

Anonymous said...

OT: Jake and Chris backstage atthe Thievery Corporation concert on 9/15, a bit blurry but it's them! Also a few more shots of Jake and Lance, not s great. Slideshow is here:

http://flickr.com/photos/adcard/246504372/in/photostream/

Anonymous said...

Whatever, with all the hate on Jake's new look. It is only a haircut folks. Did people freak out when he completely buzz cut it off for Jarhead? I am sure it will grow back as thick and lusious as ever. I think he looks really good. No one is going to smile when they cross the street, btw. Seems some camer angles make him either look very skinny or bulked up. I think he may be the same weight, but so what he isn't emaciated or anything. And in other pics these jeans looks sexy on him, as does the T-shirt. I also don't think Jake looks older/worse than Heath, wtf??? Eh, everyone is allowed their own opinion.

hedda parsons said...

Jake is like a human chia pet, the hair and scruffy face can be easily back by next week if he doesn't saheve or cut his hair again!

The Bearded Lady said...

I have to say I like him cleaned up.
At least he's shaving!..and the hair will grow back in.
Hair grows, it's hard to keep at one length.
He looks alot like his dad here.
@2:34 I agree with you and his jeans look good.

mrs_dalloway said...

@TBL: didn't you say that when he shaves you will shave too?Look,he even cut his hair!The man is willing to do anything!

Anonymous said...

OT: Jake and Chris backstage atthe Thievery Corporation concert on 9/15, a bit blurry but it's them!

Doesn't look like Chris to me. Probably someone else.

Anonymous said...

How can Jake looks so different between two days? His haircut looks shorter than 21.Spet. I like his look in 21.Spet.

cina said...

What's with you people?!? He looks so hot hot hot I can't believe you guys are complaining! Ageing badly?? Too skinny? I don't get you. I really don't. *shakes head in amazement*

britpopbaby said...

Pap bingo has rules you know. I'm not just accepting any old blurry shots here.

nice anonymous said...

Are we all looking at the same picture? God, he's beautiful. If I saw someone who looked like that walking on the street just ahead of me in Manhattan, I'd sort of lean in to get a whiff of whatever he smelled like, and I'd enjoy walking behind him for a couple steps, just for the view -- that is, if he happened to be going my way. And then, of course, he'd disappear from my sight at the next corner or crossing, and I'd feel happy for a while afterward, thinking to myself: "I just saw the most amazing-looking guy out on the streets today. Way out of my league, yeah, or gay -- but what a pleasure it was to bask in the ambience of such beauty for a little while."

Ugla said...

Hey, you who know the most about Jake's whereabouts, I was dining in Mallorca on september 3 and I thaught I saw Jake dine at the same place, is it possible??? Or did I just have too much wine with dinner?

phoebe said...

Cina, I'm SO with you! He looks gorgeous (good grief, the arm!!). I don't get the complaints either..

So he cut his hair, big deal. It'll grow back! I do prefer his hair a little messier than this, but I kinda agree with TBL too, it's nice to see him all cleaned up.

Anonymous said...

I also don't get the "aging badly" thing, look at the paparazzi pictures just the day before this, he looks really young and handsome!

Anonymous said...

Heath fan's here. hahaahaha

The Bearded Lady said...

"@TBL: didn't you say that when he shaves you will shave too?"

Mrs Dalloway,
Yes I did...and Jake has kept it off (more or less) for a number of weeks now...
If I remove my beard, I will no longer be a "Bearded Lady" ....

Former Miss Bearded Lady ...does not exactly roll off the tounge.

Maybe I should make BPB,NRM,NA,KOS,PG ( the nasty anons I confronted )among others happy, and just kill her off?...

Prophecy Girl said...

Jake is selling himself now? Doesn't he know I would generously offer to spend the day with him for free?

Simon Agent 002 said...

There's a good question to submit.
Who pays for lunch? LOL...or is that considered accommodations?

"The best things in life are free"...or so the song goes...but everything else is expensive. ;)

PG perhaps you could negotiate
a payment plan...like lay-away? ...

Anonymous said...

AWW,those pictures of him dancing backstage are so cute.He looked nice there.His hair was sweet too.

muffin said...
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dani said...

I really like the way Jake looks with the hair cut and and the clean face. I gasped when I saw those set of pictures on IHJ. OMG he is beautiful. He is certainly not aging badly. He looks very manly. And the day before he looked boyish. It's all good. This guy can't go wrong. But I definitely like this older Jake. And he does look like his dad in these pics like TBL said. Absolutely devine!!!

muffin said...

anon 2.21, thanks for giving me a good laugh.

Guess my browser is distorting these pictures cos to these old eyes Jake looks pretty darn gorgeous.

He was too skinny a few weeks ago, then chubby on the beach and now he is too skinny again....poor Jake is such a bagger!! Surprised he dares show his fug mug in public.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!!! They are bidding on a date with JAKE???? What the F!!! Holy crap - lets all pool our funds and send Brit! And I'm a little depressed to see that Jake's only gotten $3ooo so far - the fricking shirts went for more!! I mean - this is one of the guys that wore em!

Anonymous said...

Okay now the ACLU has a bunch of other goodies - Jake is the 3RD highest bid they got going...here's whats beating our Sexy Man!

http://tinyurl.com/kow38
On Set Visit with Dustin Hoffman $4,000


DINE WITH LYRICISTS ALAN & MARILYN BERGMAN! $5000

Okay I understand Dustin - but who the hell are these lyricists??

Anonymous said...

Oh Hey - there's also MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL SIGNED SHERRYBABY POSTER!!!

Simon Agent 002 said...

Look closely Bergman dinner sadly did not have a bid as of yet, when I looked last...that is the 5,000 dollar opening bid required.
Dustin Hoffman is ahead of Jake ...but Jake has more bidding going on ...so he may well pass Mr. Hoffman.
There are services on the internet which will conduct the bidding on your behalf.

If you follow these Ebay auctions...the leading bidder may change a number of times in the final split seconds, of the auction.
A thing to note is the visitor count at the bottom of the ad ...it will show the number of people who viewed the ad. ;)

Anonymous said...

Maybe I should make BPB,NRM,NA,KOS,PG ( the nasty anons I confronted )among others happy, and just kill her off?...

Oh, nooo! That would be so callous. Perhaps she just need a rest, and come back for the occassional "farewell appearances" (ala Streisand's oft repeated farewell concerts)? And only if there are other interesting characters in your repertoire of course.

Simon Agent 002 said...

The lyricists only wrote "The way we were" , the theme to The "Thomas Crown affair" 1968 (with Steve McQueen remember?)
on and on I could go.... but here's their website:

http://www.alanand
marilynbergman.com/


"Summer Me, Winter Me"
has to be among one of my favorite songs...(if I can have favorites.) it's so beautiful.

kaydee said...

sigh...sigh.. sigh... how beautiful - no beard, no messy head, STILL no spandex or flip-flops - just perfect. only I WANT HIM TO SMILE AND SHOW HIS DIMPLES

i know, there's no way to satisfy me. i'm just so grumpy.

now off to admire the pic some more

as for the auction, if i had 2000$ i wouldn't be spending my days working on my computer

Anonymous said...

But, but, but, Simon, if it were Michel Legrand or Marvin Hamlisch, I might consider it for $5000. The lyrics are very nice, but it's the tunes that made the songs.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Anonymous people of what ever near the top! How can you say Jake looks old and his hair is a state!

This is a nice picture of Jake and no where near looking 30!

Cina we need to despatch of these people!

cina said...

^^Amen, sweetie!

Simon Agent 002 said...

Michel Legrand
Yes, I shouldn't forget him!... (Je m'appelle Barbra 1966)is my favorite Streisand album
I'm aware he collaborated with them...shame on me!...
I was in a hurry to defend the Bergman's

Anonymous said...

Jake makes EVERYTHING look SMOKIN and SEXY!

Justin Timberlake is a liar - JAKE BROUGTH SEXY BACK! and he can do it in a god dam grandpa weater!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't this picture also qualify as a 'Pissed' look?

mrs_dalloway said...

Maybe I should make BPB,NRM,NA,KOS,PG ( the nasty anons I confronted )among others happy, and just kill her off?..

Noo!!So,no big deal,you'll break a promiss and not shave.Bummer.Jake will survive.And he'll still like you,I'm sure.As long as you can still think and type coherent (your age is worrying me..),stay!;)

amerita said...

Nothing really matters, if you and cina need help I am here!!
Jake looks so sexy with the short haircut and the pissed expression. The anons at the top I have no idea what they are talking about and that Jake is aging worse than Ledger, sure ... in your dreams!

I think I am starting to realize that his mouth is what I like the most even more than the eyes and the mole and ... etc. Love that curled down shape when he is pissed... sigh!

kaydee said...

"Love that curled down shape when he is pissed... sigh!"

sure, but i like it even more when it is curled up and together with dimples... double sigh!

muffin said...

Does John Mayer count as a random celeb in the pap bingo?

cina said...

Amerita - I SO do love his mouth too! I've been having the same thoughts as you lately, it being my favorite part of him that is. Those lips are so incredibly kissable! And the shape of his upper lip... ahh! *thud*

Anonymous said...

3:39PM: That is Chris with Jake in those pictures. There was a few other pictures floating around from that same concert and they were much clearer. Also Chris was with Jake in TX, you can also catch him dancing along with Jake and two girls on that video that was posted here.

SquallCloud said...

This definately counts as pissed.

And he's beautiful. Whatever his hair is doing ... except for the frosted tips. What the hell, but the crew cut, bald, and soft and flowing are all good looks for him. Yum, yum, and yum.

amerita said...

Kaydee, I am just in this Jarhead phase I guess. There is a pic of him with Santa hat staring up at Jamie with those curled down lips and I think he is to kill for. Cina, double *thud*, indeed.

Of course when he smiles and the mouth curls up he is really kissable too, kaydee!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous people of what ever near the top! How can you say Jake looks old and his hair is a state


Quite easily!

Anonymous said...

Yes anon 2.34 EVERYONE is allowed there own opinon.and mine is i don't like the current look.Jarhead doesn't count.It was for a film,not out of choice.If this mess he calls a hairstyle is out of choice,up to him.Don't mean i have to like it!It's vile and suits him longer!THAT'S JUST MY OPINION .

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't look old at all! This is just a bad picture! Stop praising Heath with debasing Jake!

SquallCloud said...

I'm too lazy to look again but someone upthread suggested Jon Maher as a random celeb and I have to agree.

So how's about it? pissed and random celeb, brit?

dani said...

People vary in what they like. That's ok. But no way in hell is that a bad picture. He looks mighty fine to me. And the lips! Perfection whether they are turned up or down, Not too thin and not too full. Just right!!

amerita said...

A 'vile' haircut? Never heard before I'll try to remember. Wish there were many more guys around with such 'vile haircut' looking so 'horrible' as Jake does in that pic... Alas, maybe in Heaven?

Summor said...

Ohhh...I love everything about this pic, and am close to slapping down my Visa for the top ACLU prize. Is that the grandpa sweater from the other day? So sexilious...

alexa said...

Oh yeah, his mouth. That´s why I´m loving this clean shaven look, you can see his lips in all their kissable glory. Yummy

britpopbaby said...

It's paparazzi bingo. Only pap pics allowed - no fan pics or random concert posed pics.

If we didn't have rules then where would we be? That's right, France!
(this joke was brought you courtesy of Al Murray)

muffin said...
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veeveevee said...

Gorgeous, of course, as always. Liking the skinnyness, and don't mind the short hair either, but for some reason, I'm really missing the sideburns - that's what really changes his look for me. Would not complain no matter however he looked if he were to show up on my doorstep...all Jake looks are perfection!

amerita said...

How comes with all the biking pics bycicle has not been crossed out yet?

anotherbrit said...

No no no. The hair is VERY hot; much sexier than that passe semi-bouffant thing he had going on for way too long. Keep it trimmed Jakey.

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