Tuesday, September 26, 2006

UM, JAKE, WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?

Now, Jake. I know that we've had some issues with this in the past. And I know it must be confusing for you since you have this thing with britpopbaby but then every once in a while I show up out of nowhere and lots of times you can't even tell which one of us is with you because we're so alike it's sort of like we're twins separated at birth except for living on different continents and being different ages and looking nothing alike. So, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're scoping out potential Sock Watch (copyright Jake Watch 2006) material and just forgot that we don't really care about other people's socks because why would we when we have your socks to look after?

Erm, anyway, I guess I'll let you off the hook this time. By the way, did I ever tell you you look good in jeans? 'Cause you do and, uh, these get the PG Stamp of Approval. I know that means a lot to you, so you're welcome.

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, I think Jake just likes to take a moment to admire a well-developed calf when he sees one.

BTW: I just noticed Papa's ARMS!!!
So that's where they come from...

cina said...

Motherf*cker! I just died and went to heaven!! Just LOOK at Jake in the picture with pappa Gyllenhaal!!!! Sweet Jesus Jake, you ought to wear a warning sign, that much hotness, gorgeousness, sexiness - you name it - this early in the morning is a serious health threat!! My heart almost exploded in my chest, ok?

Daym. You're one good-looking man. Did you know that? Shit!

*THUD*

alexa said...

I ditto that, cina!

I really have to work, getting paid and all. But it all went downhill when I looked at that pic. Good-bye to concentration. :)

green said...

Got to love that smile :-)

http://socialitelife.com/images/2006/09/jake-5.php

cina said...

Gotta say that pappa G looks mighty fine too! :-)
I'm loving the piggy shirt. LOL!
Wonder if they've gotten their JakeWatch and Puggle shirts yet..?

thesweetestone said...

YUM!

thesweetestone said...

his dad seems so cool, modern... i just love his whole family

Anonymous said...

He's looking at bird crap on the pavement.Trying ever so carefully not to step in it!

Anonymous said...

<>BTW: I just noticed Papa's ARMS!!!
So that's where they come from...<>

God only knows what you're looking at.His pops arms are skinny!Nice and brown though.His dad is kinda cute.

Kendra said...

When I was a dutiful college student, I was in love with a Literature teacher fan of Talking Heads who resembled Stephen.

The Bearded Lady said...

Ladies, some black socks and corrective shoes,and he's putty in your hands.

Anonymous said...

Can any man think that he is not looking at the posterior of the ample-sized female? Whether he was looking in awe, fascination or horror we can't tell.

nice anonymous said...

Love the way that Jake's looking over the tops of his sunglasses. (Practice that look, Jake, for the day in the far-off future when you require bifocals. Paul Newman is a master at it; learn from him.)

Much as I'd like to imagine that Jake would be attracted to a woman with a sturdy, non-Hollywood physique, I really doubt that he's looking at her calves. We need one of those directional lines, tracking his gaze, but I suspect he's got his eye on something we can't see.

And yeah, I really do like seeing him with his father. I think of that picture as Gyllenhaal present & Gyllenhaal future. I hope that's the body that Jake will have in about 20 years. (But I think that Jake's facial features mostly come from Naomi.)

[I'm rather subdued today because my mechanic has just reported that I need $800 brake job. So, no bidding for lunch with Jake.]

JoyceDavenport said...

Noooo! You've got it all wrong- you see that kerb? (OK- 'curb' in American speak. It's uneven at the edge and we all know how Jake is with kerbs/curbs. Like the careful multi tasker he is he's scoping it out in advance of approach - checking where he will place his feet, making sure he won't stumble- 'cause he knows he's in trouble if he ever gets found lying on a pavement (aka 'sidewalk') he may never get up again when some passing unauthorised female suddenly realises all her fantasies have come true...

Girl Friday said...

And yeah, I really do like seeing him with his father.

It must be too early because I read that as "I really do like sleeping with him and his father."

Yes, Pops G is hot - but he looks way too much like my own father. Oh my!

The Bearded Lady said...

"Make no payments for 3 months - Apply"

Mr. Dustin Hoffman's ad is pulling out all the stops!

http://cgi.ebay.com/DUSTIN-HOFFMAN-ON-SET-VISIT_W0QQitemZ14003163
4867
QQihZ004QQcategory
Z16071QQ
ssPageNameZWDVWQQrd
Z1QQ
cmdZViewItem

Agnes said...

Motherf*cker! I just died and went to heaven!! Just LOOK at Jake in the picture with pappa Gyllenhaal!!!! Sweet Jesus Jake, you ought to wear a warning sign, that much hotness, gorgeousness, sexiness - you name it - this early in the morning is a serious health threat!! My heart almost exploded in my chest, ok?

Daym. You're one good-looking man. Did you know that? Shit!

*THUD*


Ditto that cina!! And even though it's afternoon your heart almost explodes anyway ;)

And PG he's getting my stamp of approval too for the jeans!!

smurfette said...

yay! thank you thank you thank you for posting that pic of (as nice put so well) gyllenhaal present and gyllenhaal future. and i think you’re right about the sock watch hahaha. black, mid-calf length, with black shoes, golden! tho the first anon has a pt about the ample calves. they are fascinating, and somehow l get the sense that jake is a legs kinda guy =)!

bubblegirl said...

OMG! Jake looks gooooood!

Is everyone on the look out for the Boo shirt? I assume they have them since everyone else does. How cool would it be to see him wearing it.

Anonymous said...

The bidding for Jake will be finishing in an hour and a half, should be getting exciting now. Bidding can shoot up towards the end. $4000+ now, will get higher I expected.

reitina said...

*URGENT*

dear britpopbaby and all jw agents,

do you know about the auction of jake's lunch date on e-bay? there're just one hour or so left and ...... I'M THE HIGHEST BIDDER! nonono, please don't congrats me.. cuz i'm in distress!!
i must confess to you all.. i was not thinking at all when i placed the bid, with the single thought on my mind: to raise the bid! 3500 or something (the price at that time.. now it's 4250 US!!) was just too low for jake.. so i raised it to 4250 and felt confident that someone would ourbid me in no time... ! but indeed no time at all.. NO ONE OUTBID ME! (sobbing and crying..) i got the money, still that's a lot of money.. the worst thing is, it'd be awefully awkward to meet jake that way, if i really win the bid...

if you read my post, could you help me spread the news to the wealthier, crazier and more desperate human being who'd like to meet jake (god knows not that i don't), please? thank you all!

HELP!!!

reitina said...

oh btw, the e-bay site for JAKE GYLLENHAAL ON SET VISIT:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140029857996

nice anonymous said...

It must be too early because I read that as "I really do like sleeping with him and his father."

I understand one's imagination may become overheated after viewing photographs of the Gyllenhaal. But girl, that's one scenario that would squick me out. I mean, I really like seeing fathers & sons bonding together ... but that kind of "sharing" is just ... ewwww.

The Gyllenhaals do readily lend themselves to incest jokes, don't they? -- but I believe they are a good, clean-cut affluent American bohemian liberal bunch. They're for all kinds of freedoms in loving & living one's life -- just not that particular one.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Maybe he sees biking talent in those calves?

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Buy the damned date and brits and I will take care of it for you! We are both crazy and desperate. And poor. Everyone wins. I seriously thought about bidding, but the damage it would do to my bank account makes me hyperventilate. :(

Prophecy Girl said...

Oops, sorry, Simon. I'm laughing uncontrollably at my statement when read in reference to your calves statement. Ha ha ha!

nice anonymous said...

Reitina, I sympathize, but have you read the eBay user's agreement? The one you agreed to by registering with the site? Saying you enter into a contract when you place a bid?

If you beg seller, he or she might cancel your bid. But really, they're within their rights not to ... and to reprimand you if you bid, win & don't pay. This is for a cause that Jake & his family believes in, after all.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Reitina, I don't talk to you for a few weeks and see what mischief you get into?
Answering your blog more often is a far cheaper outlet! (better for me)

I think Ebay will allow you to retract a bid....but it may negatively affect your record with Ebay.
You can live it down with time.

Or you could hold pat...
bidding on popular "items" (oh Jake why has it come to this?) often moves in multiple bids in the last split second.
His ad has many bidders involved plus quite a number of visitors...well over a thousand at last check...all this bodes for rapid last second run-up in the bidding.

Or you could calm yourself, take a deep breath, realize this is a once in a lifetime experience,and stay in to win!...and I be more than glad to accompany you our your trip to America ;)
I'm happy to be your guest , I know the language, customs,rules of the road and the currency...
I can be a terrific asset to you.
I'll fetch your coffee...anything you name it....please!

Simon Agent 002 said...

Oh I almost forgot to add
I promise to make you laugh each and every day!;)

Simon Agent 002 said...

Reitina, in all the excitment I confused you with "Wesntia".
I'm not sure I know you.


Ah what the hell?, the offer still stands. :)

Diana Rigg said...

Someone from Taiwan I think is in the lead of the bidding.
My taiwanese is rusty. I can't make heads or tails of the Ebay page.
The translate feature of google is not working either.

Anonymous said...

My experience on eBay is that the winner often only bid in the last few minutes, I've lost quite a few bids that way to someone who popped up on the last minute. Nothing to panic about just yet.

The Bearded Lady said...

^^ there are bidding services like "Sniper" which use a comupter system to excute your bid at the last second.
It will just top the bid at the last fraction of a second before the close of the auction.
Provided you have allowed a high enough maximum amount to exceed the previous bid.

I'm still hoping that the Dutch magazine will win this for Brit.

reitina said...

oh simon agent, and prophecy girl..

thank you so much for your analysis and kind offer.. i was going to say, if i really must swallow this i'd definitely need your help, though i'm sure the line of agents waiting to make me smile and keep me company while meeting jake would probably run for one mile or so..

then i saw this new figure on e-bay: 4300!!! and now 4350!

i'm not sure if i'm relieved or at a loss.. i want to go to bed to cry now.

this is too much exercise for my heart in one night..

bye bye jake..

Anonymous said...

Someone from Hong Kong came in at the last minute. Anyone know who won and how much?

Anonymous said...

I think possibly Japan?
6601.00

britpopbaby said...

Don't worry, PG. Our moment to meet the Gyllenhaal will come. Maybe not in this lifetime but still...

And to the socks he's checking - definitely doing some recon for us. I see no other explanation.

kaydee said...

he's cheking HER out? i'm not sure if i'm in desperation over his taste in women or hopeful that even I stand a chance...

he looks sooo nice in those jeans and a v-necked white t shirt. hmmm

still clean shaven and nice hair too

reitina said...

nice anonymous,

i know. you're right. and i really wasn't going to cancel my bid (i didn't know i could till you tol d me). i was actually prepared to take the result.. my last effort was just hoping to encourage others (including the previous bidders) to join the bid. like i said, money isn't an issue. now the crisis is over. it's both a relief and a loss. but trust me, i've learn my lesson.

thank you sooo much for the advise.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Reitina ,
Thanks, it was a fun dream while it so briefly lasted.

I'd still happily fetch your coffee anytime! :)

As for PG? she's only met the Vice President of the United States...had him sign her book.
Visited the famous "Sprinkles",tasted their cupcakes.... can Jake be far behind on her menu?

She's a Maneater.

(why's that song in my head)

BPB?...PG wouldn't met him alone? ...now would she? (ha)

I'm not jealous...no not me!
na

nice anonymous said...

Reitina, I probably sounded sort of bitchy in my post. I did not mean to shake my finger at you. But I know people who earn their income from eBay, and some of them have told me that they occasionally suffer at the hands of "sport bidders" and underage kids who never mean to pay, but think bidding on items is really cool & fun. And these sellers tell me it's a pain in the butt if someone changes their mind after bidding & winning: The seller still has to pay the listing fee to eBay & has to make a "second chance" offer to the second-highest bidder. So that's where I was coming from. But it's all good, right? You learned a little more about how to use eBay and you fortunately got outbid by some rich Jake fan.

Lucky, lucky Jake fan. (Man, at that price, I'd want some Gyllenhaal sperm in a test tube. Well, preferably not in a test tube, actually.)

Dumbo said...

I think Jake is wearing those green shoes I remember him having on while in Austin. Which reminds me that I really need to get a life. First I was lured into the sock watch, then fixated on those green cargo shorts, and now I find myself noticing his shoes. I'm not sure it will ever end.

kaydee said...

"Which reminds me that I really need to get a life."

Dumbo, I think that is a common problem around here. in August I really tried to quit the JW, promised myself that i will never visit again, because there was that post with him wearing different jeans, remember? i realised that i had examined ALL those pictures before and recognised them. it is pathetic...

think that some of ex-JW addicts should form a group? My name's kaydee and i started visiting JW...

Anonymous said...

Stephen looks like his hunky older brother rather than his dad!

SCHWING TWICE! Hot dam! I think I get hit by bus if I was walking down same street and saw that enchanted vision coming towards me - I'd be blinded and wander stupidly into the street and
*WHAM* smack dead.

So they are drop dead gorgeous.

SquallCloud said...

Guhhhhhh

Jake is so fucking hot. It makes no sense. None at all. None.

britpopbaby said...

Er, I'm afraid there shall be no quitting of Jake Watch. Once you're in, you're in.

Trying telling yourself. 'It's okay, it's ironic'. That's what I do.

Prophecy Girl said...

She's a Maneater.

Ha! Simon, you made my afternoon. ;)

The Bearded Lady said...

What is wrong with this street woman?
Is she operating sans one of her senses?...sight?

snap_to_it said...

Oh my god...I think I know what Jake is looking at...I think he SPILLED HIS DRINK.

Could this be? The Multi-Tasker in a moment of um...flawed tasking?

dani said...

Jake may look great in a tux, but imo there is almost nothing better than the sight of him in jeans and a T shirt. And as much as I didn't mind the beard, I am really loving that pretty, clean face!!!

Dumbo said...

Kaydee and Brit,

I've come to that realization too. I was on vacation this past week so I missed alot going on here. And what was the first site I checked when I got back?

Hi my name is Dumbo, and I'm a JW/Jake addict

Anonymous said...

Jake + Potato Sack = Hot
Jake + Smelly Shirt = Hot
Jake + Acid Wash Jeans = Hot
Jake + Tux = Visually Crippled with Lust
Jake + Nothing = Flatline into Bliss

jfan4ever said...

I hope that is all he is staring at is the socks bcuz there is nothing else there worth staring at..heck if he'll stare at that..I'll give him something better to look at!!!! ME!!!!
Fine in jeans!! He works those jeans very well! LOVE IT!

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