Sunday, September 10, 2006

JAKE'S TONGUE MAKES APPEARANCE AT COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME!

Oh, Jake's tongue. How we have missed thee.

Source.

118 comments:

Smurfeyshmoo said...

Woot! It's about damn time!

nice anonymous said...

Yay for a glimpse of Jake's pink tongue! Is that the "longhorn" sign that he's making with his fist and two outspread fingers? Or is that the sign against the evil eye? Are the fundamentalist Christian groups going to accuse him of devil worship now?

Anonymous said...

Isn't rooting for Texas devil worship as it is?? ;)

...utters a true Buckeye fan...

Anonymous said...

*shudder*

Football.

I kind of liked Jake more back when he was all indie and hot. This All-American boy thing.... I dunno. Not feeling it.

*ducks*

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ Er, I kinda feel the same way. I can't stand football...I don't care how un-American that makes me. I can't even sit through the Super Bowl.

said...

(I'm anon 11:39)

I'm so relieved to hear that, PG. What's worse is that I live in Buckeye Country and I loathe everything about it. You absolutely can't escape Game Day... and to see my beloved Jake join in... Well, it's just not a good thing in so many ways.

And I am proud of having never watched the Super Bowl.

mpom said...

Jake really doesn't know what kind of man he is yet. He is just coming out of being a boy. He is trying to have some fun with the big boys just now. Maybe he tried being in love with KD, got his tail feathers burnt a bit so he is trying other things. Kids do that till they find their way. He is only 26. He has a lot of living to do. I think it's fun watching him try to be a big bad boy with these two. Don't you?

Anonymous said...

"I kind of liked Jake more back when he was all indie and hot. This All-American boy thing.... I dunno. Not feeling it."

Same here, I gotta say.

Den Of Thieves said...

Eh, I kinda hate all sports. But I started freaking out in the middle of Applebee's last night because that game was on the television and I knew Jake was there. Unforunately, I only saw McBongo jumping up and down like a damn fool. Oh McBongo..

srioghal said...

I can see McBuddy in the photos, but where is Lancy-poo?

Or have I just missed him in the tongue frenzy?

only1annabel said...

Woo hoo Jake's tongue...glad to have you back!

SquallCloud said...

Yah, I like Going-To-Music-Festivals, Staring-In-Daring-Indie-Movies Jake waaay better than Chugging-Beer-With-McBongo-And-Lance-Watching-Football Jake but quite frankly any day with Jake is a good day. :)

dottieb said...

Speaking of Dunst, she tells at at http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds36906.html

Here's the article:

Kirsten Dunst has revealed that her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal ended due to their different lifestyles.

The Spiderman actress tried desperately to liven up their romance but has now realised that she wants to stay single.

"Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl," Kirsten told the News of the World. "We tried to spice things up - we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel
because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.

"I'm so young, he's so young and I just keep thinking now I need to be on my own."

However, Dunst hasn't ruled out a happy ending for their relationship in the
future.

"Despite what has happened, though, I still have this whole fairytale vision
in my head because I was brought up on movies and storybooks that say I'm
going to find my soulmate, get married and have a perfect life," she added.
"Maybe one day that will be with Jake."

Anonymous said...

LOVE the pics with tongue!!! Also love the black t-shirt! He said in an interview with someone in Texas that he likes all sports but prefers basketball. I'm partial to Indie films, concerts and political Jake. Can't help but think that while he's there and having fun, there's a part of himself he kind of holds back and is more observer than participant.
Like, going to Texas with "the guys" was kind of like going to the North Pole and meeting the eskimos! LOL!!

Anonymous said...

12:51, I don't think you can participate much more than by sticking your tongue out, making ridiculous gestures and wearing a promotional t-shirt.

Becky said...

okay...I'm gonna kick Kirsten's butt....did you guys read her new interview? go to perezhilton.com for more info cos it's just sick!

Anonymous said...

I think we established that the Kirsten article was made up of bits and pieces from old quotes, be they true or not. BPB can probably have great fun making up stories using old quotes from Jake.

Sarah G said...

Lol, McGyllenstrong. I like it!!
Now why didn't we think of that....

Sarah G said...

OMFG!! Kirsten!!! She needs to die!! Good lord, I had no idea theyd had sex that much!! Holy Jesus! Motherfucking Christ!! This is so not right! It hurts bad. Ouch, Burn, Jake, Burn. God, did she hafta rub it in so much?!?!?

S4M985 said...

Love the pics, love everything you do, i just love jake! and im sorry...bout the Kiki thing...i really dont like her she makes me a little sick.

bubblegirl said...

^^^I don't like her at all. Not only did she have the great fortune of getting a chance with Jake even though she is so nasty then she has the balls to brag. Damn can you imagine Jake having sex in a car or by the sea? In the bathroom is kinda gross well not if it was in the shower. Jake in the shower wow what a fantasy!

Damn Jake can do way better than her!

Anonymous said...

I'm probably the only one here who doesn't mind Kirsten. I don't know why everyone thinks so she's so horrible (besides the jealous factor). I can totally see them getting together again at some point. Before I didn't think she was interested in getting back with him, but it seems she isn't ruling it out so I'm betting it'll happen one day.

Anonymous said...

Sheeeeat! If I were Kristen, I'd be wantin' him back now too.I'm rememberin' the "baseball" pictures. Jake in green shorts, no shirt, all hot and sweaty. She was there and was like totally ignoring him. IS SHE CRAZY??? Jake, baby, she is SO not worth it. And how can you profess to love someone and then tell the world all about your intimate sex life. Fie!

amerita said...

Is there anyone other than Natalie Portman people don't mind seeing around Jake (and self)? What's wrong being a sport fan anyway and how does that need to compete with being Indie and political, I mean he can still do both right? The time will come he will be at a indie festival or something, right now he went to see a football game, big deal. Hope he continues to be a Laker fan so perhaps I'll see him at the arena.

Anonymous said...

1:54 AM: No you are not the only one. I think there is a jealously factor in the venom spewed at her.
Even though I fantasize about Jake and Natalie(Too perfect), i wouldn't be shocked to hear they got back together.

PS: Those quotes are old and even when they 1st came out I thought that they were made up, Dunst is pretty private about her personal life. The only stuff i believe she did say was that he was the stay at home type and she was a party girl.

Anonymous said...

I saw her on talk show circuit when she was promoting Spidey I and she has no personality and is totally boring...and she giggles a lot and thinks she's cute. Before I ever heard about her being with Jake I didn't like her. She's a mediocre actress. She's very ordinary looking. What irritates me about her is there are hundreds of young female actors more talented and better looking but she got lucky with the Spiderman franchise and then hooked up with Sophia Coppola and that's her claim to fame. I don't think I'm jealous of her being with Jake, per se...(yeah.) I mean Michelle Williams is a good example. She's pretty and talented and I guess I should resent her bcz of Heath, but I don't. And I adore Heath. For like years. I didn't like him with Heather Graham, but I loved when he was with Naomi. And now Michelle.

Anonymous said...

I just got done reading comments in the thread below this one and it's pretty clear the tabloids slander Kiki pretty regularly, never mind if she actually said it or not. And then people who already don't like her usually just believe any new awful thing they make up cause who wants to take the time to check if she actually said it. And it goes round and round. Sad and unfair.

jakeNme said...

Regarding the 'stay at home type' vs. the 'going out type', doesn't that sound like a major cover up for the 'real' reason (unknown to us of course) as to why they decided they had to break up? I mean, differences like that can be worked through via compromise...I have to believe there were more serious issues there...

Anonymous said...

2:53 that was one of the made up quotes actually. She never said that about Jake.

Anonymous said...

^It's been repeated everywhere so much though that everyone takes it as fact she said it. But the rags never mention her statement where she denied ever saying any of that. It must benefit them to keep people thinking negatively about her.

Anonymous said...

If she has no personality and is so dumb do you really think Jake would have stayed with her for 3 years no less? That's a pretty long time in the dating world, especially in Hollywood. I also don't really think it's cool to be throwing such venom her way considering he really seemed to care about her.

Kendra said...

I agree, anon 3:14, I have tried to ignore all that hatred towards Kiki, but I have just updated my blog about this issue. You can read it here

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link, kendra, I'll check it out.

3:05pm said...

Thank you, to these most recent commenters. Finally, a little perspective. =)

I only became interested in learning more about Kirsten because of her involvement with Jake, but even I could see from reading old interviews that what gossip columnists regularly present as Kirsten didn't seem to mesh with the Kirsten from those legitimate publications. She never called herself a party girl, for example, or said Jake was too dull. She said SHE was boring for the paps cause she wasn't scandalous enough for the paps and only ever did ordinary things with the same group of friends she's had since high school. Gossip columnists labeled her a party girl. Think about it, have you ever seen Tara Reid like pics of Kirsten falling down drunk? But they call her a drunk. Apparently because it interests readers that she be branded the bad guy in the breakup while Jake is the good guy.

IMO it's no wonder that after being dragged through the mud she and Jake no longer like to talk about their personal lives. Look at how they've both been treated for it. She can do no right while he can do no wrong (or is foolishly naive).

Anonymous said...

Yes, Amerita, I'm sure that someday we'll see him at a concert (if not, I'm going to find another object of obsession), but it's really hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel when said tunnel is occupied by McGyllenStrong, spandex, sporting events and no career plans.

I sort of doubt that he'll ever go back to indies. I just have a feeling that he's done with them now that he's seen the bright lights. He'll probably turn up in good films, but nothing on the intellectual and risky-career-move-levels of Donnie Darko or Brokeback.

Ah, the hardships of being a fangirl.

Kendra said...

It's so annoying, 3:05 pm, I blame on the misogyny of the bulk of girls towards successful girls like Kirsten. Most of these gossip magazines are vicariously enjoyed by these assholes girly chicks.

3:53 am said...

3:05 pm, VERY good point. I agree. People just need someone to hate, so they picked Kirsten.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree, Kendra. And what's funny and ironic is how some of the people on here in venting their thoughts on Kirsten are coming off bitchy and vapid in the process... the same traits they are claiming are what they dislike about Kirsten.

Anonymous said...

"Gossip columnists labeled her a party girl. Think about it, have you ever seen Tara Reid like pics of Kirsten falling down drunk? But they call her a drunk."

Excellent point, 3:05.

bubblegirl said...

I guess that some how I got the impression that Jake was very in love with KD and she dumped his ass. She dumped him because she was bored and tired of staying home and wanted something different. That may or may not be true but the thought of it made me not like her. Damn I would love to be stuck at home with Jake!

gin said...

Well, I'll openly admit my jealousy of Kirsten for the fact that she was with Jake. And that can make me a bad/shallow/etc. person or not and I don't really care either way. I'm not going to say anything about her though...whatever. All I am going to say is daaamn...I DO wish I could've been at that game. :) I'm not really digging the collegefootball-beerdrinking-recapturing the fratboy in me phase, either, but he's still hot.

Kendra said...

*sarcastic mood* Kirsten should wear that "you were never my boyfriend" Tara Reid T-shirt, drink her ass off, snort lines off Brandon Routh's ass in public and star in "Basic Instinct III".

Anonymous said...

lol!

SquallCloud said...
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Kendra said...

I see, squallcloud, when male actors brag about their sexual prowess and conquering, it's fine, they are just sex machines, but the ladies must think/act/talk as our grandmothers. I'll tell something, my grandmother likes Kirsten because:
first, she is a beauty, second, funny (a quality valued in my family). Moreover I think she doesn't mind to become a Meg Ryan lookalike or being called a skank.

SquallCloud said...

I'm probably the only one here who doesn't mind Kirsten. I don't know why everyone thinks so she's so horrible (besides the jealous factor). I can totally see them getting together again at some point. Before I didn't think she was interested in getting back with him, but it seems she isn't ruling it out so I'm betting it'll happen one day.

Well maybe a bit of jealousy or maybe I was brought up in the good ol' days when a lady didn't tell you the details of all the poon she gave away and the dicks she sucked.

In essence, I think that my Dunst angst has as much to do with the fact that she's a classless loathsome skank as it has to do with her grand opportunity to elevate beyond her Sexiness Station and bed/car/bathroom (ew) Jake Gyllenhaal.

Anonymous said...

The good ol days like when movies about two gay cowboys would be banned?

Anonymous said...

Actually, in the past two years there have been pictures of Kristen clubbing AND drunk.And really, I don't care that she goes clubbing, likes to party and sometimes overdoes it. I don't require anyone to be a saint. I DO resent that she dumped Jakey. And even there, she was probably right. Maybe they were too serious, or at least he was. And she just wasn't at the same place he was emotionally. Seems like she was trying to let him down gently with the old "I'll always care for you" line. But then there are pretty credible reports that Maggie is off her, too. Bottom line is,there's no rule that I have to like her bcz he did. I just don't think she's all that.
But I don't HATE her and I do think the gossip blogs are really cruel. But then they dump on a lot of people.

smurfette said...

omg, the tongue! re: the all american vs. indie boy, i have to say, i love that he can be both-- i love the duality in jake g. and if we get to see jake being a dork AND the tongue in all-american mode, what's not to like? and the idea that jake is turning away from indie is absurd, since he just spoke very specifically about preferring indie movies in that interview with lance and matthew where he was talking about sports.

also, i'm no fan of kirsten's, but i agree that those quotes have got to be pieced together by a combination of old quotes that got twisted, and made up ones. that said, i may be wrong, since it was so long ago, but i'm pretty sure the stay-at-home/out-on-the-town quote is real, cuz i remember reading the instyle mag interview where it came from. and it was a good interview, she was on the cover, and i think she did say that, and the part about them being so young, and that she and jake may not be over for good. it was a while ago though, so i'm not positive. the sex part was NOT in the interview tho--so unless she said it elsewhere, i think that's made up.

Anonymous said...

"but i'm pretty sure the stay-at-home/out-on-the-town quote is real"

I do recall reading that as well, but what was added/made up later on was where she said he was dull, which is an example of how they take one statement - "He is more of a stay at home type" - and it suddenly becomes her saying he is dull. She never used the word dull in the interview. She said they parted ways because they were too different, he was more of a stay at home type and she liked to go out more. I don't recall the sex part being in there either.

Anonymous said...

"Actually, in the past two years there have been pictures of Kristen clubbing AND drunk."

I'm sure there has, we all do it after all. Unless you're a nun, that is.

Kendra said...

I've seen just one picture of Kirsten drunk, and I think it was during a birthday celebration. On the other hand, Jake appeared drunk in the Oscars afterparty and was glorious for everybody to watch. Gender discrimination calls your door.

Anonymous said...

Funny, I was actually going to mention the Oscar party as well. Jake can be photographed full on drunk, behaving boisterously, and hohoho isn't he funny and cute, but Kirsten would be considered obnoxious and dim witted in the same situation. I'm personally very glad to see this double standard called out on here tonight, it's always irritated me.

amerita said...

>>I DO resent that she dumped Jakey

Honestly, if for some reason she determined they were not a good match and she felt she was too young and not ready I admire her for being honest and objective enough to split, I mean how do you quit The Sex, it does require some strenght...

Den Of Thieves said...

I was actually kind of sad when Jake and Kirsten broke up because I thought they were an adorable couple. This was before I saw The Good Girl and then Brokeback Mountain and decided that I wanted to have Jake's babies. Sure I'm a teensy bit jealous of her, but it isn't her fault. If Jake Gyllenhaal sauntered up to me and asked me out I sure as hell wouldn't deny him because it might make his fans jealous. =) Also, I don't know her and even though that hasn't stopped me from forming an opinion on the likes of Avril Lavigne (hate. her), I'm going to give Kirsten the benefit of the doubt. Jake obviously cared very deeply for her and I don't think he would date a raging bitch. Also, she's the only known woman who could tell us what sex with the Gyllenhaal is like, which I imagine involves orgasming for three hours and then elevating to heaven on high. Not that I would ask her or anything.

Anonymous said...

double standard??I don't think so.
She admit she's an out-on-the-town girl herself.
I don't think that kind of person like her normal.

Kendra said...

I'm personally very glad to see this double standard called out on here tonight, it's always irritated me.

Reading some random messages I pull a Katherine Hepburn. She quoted: "I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex."

SquallCloud said...

Spreading all your personal bizz for the world to read vs. Gay Cowboy movie being made... Yeah I don't see the connection, anon 4:42 you're gonna have to connect the dots for me, but before you do that keep in mind I'm always bringing the queer to this blog comment thingy sometimes to the dismay of others lol, so I clearly have no problem with BBM or its themes.

I don't care about her being drunk at a party or two or 500 actually but I'm not sure Jake was even drunk at the Oscars. He acts very silly and spontaneous sometimes. I would lean toward a bit of merlot being the social lube but not necessarily. KD even said he was a dork. That's why we ALL love him. "Regular" celebs bores me.

If the quotes are fake, then my apologies but if they are real, my opinion still stands. I'm sure Kiki will be crying in her cornflakes that I think so poorly of her as she rides in her eco-friendly trendy car to the bank to cash her million dollar paychecks.

Anonymous said...

I've seen clips of Jake acting absolutely ridiculous and he was not drunk. He is a rambunctious cut up who likes to clown. He's done it on movie sets,on TV talk shows, at parties and even on stage at awards shows.It's part of his personality. I haven't seen him needing help walking out of a club, tho. And to my knowledge no one's ever reported him puking at the curb on a public street. And I have seen pictures of Kristen needing lots of help. On more than one occasion. And she didn't look like she was having a barrel of laughs either.I think if I had seen Jake in a similar condition, I'd have been just as disgusted and put off. There's no double standard in my thinking on this. Anyone who loses control of themselves in a public situation...well, that's just not cool at all. Maybe the "boring " remark had its genesis in the fact that the entire Gyllenhaal family is politically very engaged and they love to discuss and argue and they are also readers and writers.
His idea of a good time might have been excrutiatingly boring to her. Once you get past the fact that they are both young actors, maybe she realized they didn't have that much in common. He totally loves being an actor. He's made that pretty clear. But he's also got lots of other interests and he seems to always be about learning and growing and experiencing new things.For me, he seems "so not boring. "(PROOF)

Kendra said...

I'm sure Kiki will be crying in her cornflakes

Of course she won't, but Jake is not a poor dupe guy either. In Spain there is a refrain that reads: "Dos que duermen en el mismo colchón son de la misma condición", translated: "Two people who sleep together aren't so different".

Anonymous said...

anon 6:07
I totally agree with you!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"I'm always bringing the queer to this blog comment thingy sometimes to the dismay of others lol, so I clearly have no problem with BBM or its themes."

I never thought you did, Squallcloud. My point was simply that the good ol days isn't necessarily something to aspire to.

cina said...

OH. MY. GOD.

He looks GORGEOUS!

*thud*

kokodee said...

Hmm, I believe it was kirsten herself who said 'why is it that when men talk about their conquests they are are made out to be studs, but if a woman did the same she's a slut?'
I totally agree with Kendra and the others: double standards stink!

Anonymous said...

I don't have a double standard. If a guy, even Jake were to talk about some girl, especially his long term girl friend, and give explicit details about where and how often they get laid, I'd be totally turned off. I don't like it when PEOPLE discuss their sex lives in public, especially when they are telling someone else's personal business. Maybe she didn't say these things. But I seem to remember a bit of a brouhaha about a year and a half ago about her talking too much about their personal business. So, I lean toward believing she said it. And if Jake were the type who said such things, I wouldn't like it any more than I do with her.

Anonymous said...

When were those Oscars pictures taken? I could've sworn they were the pre-Oscars party not the after-party and in that case, I would have to say that I'd be 99% certain that Jake wasn't wasted since he behaved just fine at the Oscars themselves. But even if they weren't from the pre-party, I'd still be willing to bet a high percentage that Jake wasn't drunk in those pictures but just hyperactive because like someone else pointed out, he tends to be like that a lot of times. I mean have people seen the behind the scenes features of Donnie Darko? He definitely wouldn't have been drunk there and he was running around acting like a crazy dork...and I mean that in an extremely affectionate way.

Personally I'm impartial to Kirsten because I don't think she's a very good actress and I have no interest in her otherwise.

I'm sure there are some double standards but I'm not sure I see it in this particular case. I mean people are already expressing disappointment in Jake merely hanging out with McBongo and Lance. So if he were fall down drunk I can only imagine that people would be even more disappointed in him just as people are espressing their dislike at having seen pics of Kirsten in that kind of situation. Using that same example, look at the comments about hating McBongo's influence on Jake and all that. Matthew is a man so saying similar comments about Kirsten isn't about her being a woman but about the situation itself and the effect on Jake.

As for the sex stuff, I don't see that as a double standard either. Because while there are some people that may say "boys will be boys" when guys spill their sex secrets, there are plenty of other people who are just as turned off by it. If Jake were to start talking about intimate details about his sex life in a magazine tomorrow for instance, would people here actually think that this way perfectly fine? If you can't *honestly* say you'd be comfortable with him saying stuff like that, then I don't see why feeling negatively about Kirsten saying that stuff is suddenly a double standard. There are plenty of people, both men and women, who find it disrespectful to start spilling details about their sex life to the press. It's not really a one gender or the other issue for most of us.

cina said...

@anon 8:56 - I agree with your very long post. ;-)

SquallCloud said...

What anon 8:56 said.

Actually, I'll see your spreading sex secrets and raise you telling any personal details of your romantic relationships. That Brad/Angelina/Jen thing was embarassing for everyone involved in my opinion. You can't give up the tapes and expect reporters to respect your boundries. Fuck, you show that you don't even respect your boundries when you go blabbing to them about personal stuff.

anon 6:27 I agree that The Good Ol' Days in the nebulous sense never existed because shit has always been fucked up but I was just using it as a figure of speech I guess.

Topic: Jake looks so happy at the game. I can't be too mad at his footballery beer chugging when we get such a happy Bubble Boy mug out of the deal.

Anonymous said...

BTW: IHJ has sourced the comments Kristen made to a magazine interview two years ago. Apparently she said she was a virgin when she met Jake. Late she was asked some question as to where she'd had sex and she said whatever she said. She didn't name Jake and say "We had sex by the sea..." she just named the places. But it was pretty obvious who she was talking about. You can read the magazine scan on IHJ. I'm not going to tar and feather her. She was very young. 21 or 22 and she showed a lack of judgement. I would have fired the publicist!LOL! She also talked about her relationship with Jake and the fact that they'd broken up. On the one hand they talked about both her & Jake's fear of becoming tabloid fodder and the topic of gossip, and on the other hand she talked about how the relationship had ended and why. I think in both Kristen and Jake's case, they both probably regret today the fact that they were so open and so candid about their relationship when they were together. I think if I had to cite two celebrities who seem to have it right, I'd refer you to Salma Hayek's comments on her IMDB page, and to George Clooney. They are both private about who they date and they don't talk about it. I get the feeling that's where Jake's head is at these days. Oh. I get Google alerts for Jakey, and apparently these recycled Kristen comments are all over the place. I just got an alert from the Malaysia News!!!!LOL!!! Poor Jakey.

Anonymous said...

Just watched the UK Biography. I really liked it and Jake when he was little was adorable (on the City Slickers part of the interview). He even giggles at one point and he's wearing a cowboy hat so basically we see what Jack Twist would've looked like as a child.

cina said...

BTW: IHJ has sourced the comments Kristen made to a magazine interview two years ago.

Yeah, that's what I figured. (Refering to my comment in the Sunday Project-post.) I can forgive a young girl having recently lost her virginity (and to JAKE, goddammit! lol!) for blabbering about her sexlife. I find it hard to believe she would do that today to be honest.

winterbird said...

why are we back in the KD discussion? sure, I think she's one crazy woman, *if*, indeed she was the one who dumped Jake (for what reason, under what circumstances, no one knows). Hey, I doubt if KD knows for sure, they were so young - people break up for no apparent reason at that kind of age. I was only surprised by how sudden it was (she was saying Jake was the love of her life just a month before the break up) or something.

If indeed, she loves partying and him being a gorgeous dork is the real reason, then good luck to KD in finding the zillion party animals out there and it's better for Jake to find someone else to cook for! LOL

I do love KD's wardrobe though. But talking about your sex life that includes someone else? that's just so un-classy.

Anonymous said...

I kind of like sporty Jake, it allows me to indulge in my fantasies of talking down White Hart Lane to watch my boys, a few pints in the pub on the way home, dodgy kebab and swiftly to bed. I do like Indie Jake as well, but as a girl who likes her sports I like the thought that one day I could be sitting and explaining the finer points of cricket to him.

Anna said...

@ cina:

LOL! And of course we are assuming that 21 year old Jake was a wonderful lover and perfect to lose your virginity to? ;D

***

I feel sorry for Kirsten. She gets all the blame for their breakup, and we don't even know why the broke up. And I absolutely adore Jake, but I doubt that Real Life Jake can live up to any of the Jakes in our fantasies. He could have a million annoying habits that would drive us mad. He is human, after all...

mpom said...

Yes Anna that is so true. We all remember our "first time." Imagine how wonderful it would be to have Jake as that memory for life.
I have some very strong beliefs about first love being the only true love. It never happens quite like that again. I know couples who have stayed with that first love for life and I see a special magic in these relationships. I'm not saying that you can't fall in love again just that there can only be one first.
If this was "first love" for both Jake and Kirstin they will never forget. It's a long life and alot will happen to them in the future. We all get beat up by life.
We grow too soon old and too late smart.

janeymac06 said...

Just HOTT!!

Anonymous said...

Well, let's look at the evidence -

1) Kirsten dumped Jake. This appears to be true, and the quote from her about Jake being the stay-at-home type appears to be legit.

2) She made revelations about their sex lives, that too appears to be legit.

3) She "said" Jake is boring - this she denied, and the quote is supposedly from a friend. The media often make up stories using quotes from alleged friends, but then it isn't really that far a stretch from saying Jake is a "stay-at-home" boy in public to saying he is boring in private.

So if you don't give her the benefit of doubt on the last point, that she dumped Jake and then made unkind comments about him, I don't see how criticising Kirsten would make anyone "sexist", making criticism of her because she is female.

And if you do give her the benefit of doubt, it is still not cool to be so revealing about your own intimate relationship. It is just too trashy Paris Hilton-like behaviour. All that you can say is that she was young and didn't know how to behave better. Let's hope that she has learnt something better since.

thesweetestone said...

really, dont you guys ever go out and drink? Did you never fuck up a good relationship cause you were affraid? Or accidentlly said too much to a wrong person? Its called growing up...

JoyceDavenport said...

I just watched the Biography channel show with ten year old (going on forty) Jake in a cowboy hat. Sooooo sweet- and yet so confident and knowing. He is a smart cookie and yet so genuine and innocent. S'cuse me for gushing but I just fell in love all over again.

Anonymous said...

He looks so much younger when he's shaved. Jake is so pretty.

Dumbo said...

Is he wearing those damn green cargo shorts again? I may just start up Jake Green shorts watch, because those things seem to get worn everywhere and everyday.

Kendra said...

Kokodee
it was kirsten herself who said 'why is it that when men talk about their conquests they are are made out to be studs, but if a woman did the same she's a slut?'

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." ~Timothy Leary

texas gal said...

I saw Jake and Matt this morning driving to work! They were on their bikes, no sign of Lance. I think Jake is staying at Matt's place while he is here

texas gal said...

Um, that should say as I was driving to work, DUH! I don't think you will see pics though, Matt riding around on his bike is no big deal here, he does it all the time with Lance, he just has a new riding pardner! Also I didn't see any paps around. I have a feeling it's going to be low key for Jake here unless people take pics of hims at the ACL festival.

thesweetestone said...

good one, kendra!

"woman without a man is like a fish without bicycle"

Anonymous said...

Finally got to see the UK Biography!!!! Gahhh! I love this adorable, delicious guy. I was also reassured by the comments the Brit with the blonde hair made. He thought Jake made wise career decisions and was slated for BIG THINGS. So, Jake, plz make some decisions and lets get on with the next BIG THING!!!!

Anonymous said...

There's a picture on a Jake message board of Jake with his arm round a beautiful blonde who works in a bike shop he did some shopping in today. :-)

nice anonymous said...

How exciting for you, Texas Gal. Was it just a quick glimpse? (Probably you were intent on driving & not running anyone over, so I'll forgive you if you didn't get a good, long gawk.) What was your impression of the guys? I know that, between the bike helmet & sunglasses, Jake's face must have been pretty well covered up, & what you probably saw were two hunched backs & Spandex-covered butts. (Which still doesn't suck ;-) What an inspiring sight on a Monday, when one's headed back to work. My own commute was a little more somber. Memories of this date five years ago are still rather raw around here.

kokodee said...

I like kiki, she may be a bit forward and maybe too trusting in interviews but I don't see that as any reason to ostracize her.

Great quote kendra, but who is tim?

Anonymous said...

"woman without a man is like a fish without bicycle"

And an extinct one in no time.

If Kirsten did actually gave that quote on talking about conquests, than I'll have a low opinion of her. It isn't boasting about it that is offensive, it's rubbishing the people you slept with that is loathsome, true whether it comes from a man or woman.

britpopbaby said...

BPB can probably have great fun making up stories using old quotes from Jake.

OhMyFreakin' God!! That is THE best idea ever.

As to Kiki - yeah I'm jealous. She's the same age as me, a multi-millionaire and she used to date Jake. I also harbour feelings of jealously/mild dislike towards Scarlett Johnasson, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins, Micsha Barton, every other young starlet going. I think it's perfectly natural to hate the more successful, no? ;)

Except Keira. She is my one true lover and she will never make me mad.

kokodee said...

Except Keira. She is my one true lover and she will never make me mad.

AArgh! She ruined pride and prejudice for me!
Jenny Ehle all the way!

Anonymous said...

I wanna see Jake's BIG THING.

Anonymous said...

There's a picture on a Jake message board of Jake with his arm round a beautiful blonde who works in a bike shop he did some shopping in today. :-)

6:59 PM


What message board did you see this picture??

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Kendra said...

Great quote kendra, but who is tim?
Dr. Timothy Leary, PhD (1920-1996) Psychologist, philosopher, explorer, teacher, called the Galileo of Consciousness, he went public with his observations of the mind made with psychedelic mindscopes. As he said in the beatnik times:
"Think for yourself and question authority"

britpopbaby said...

You take that back, Kokodee! I went to Lyme Park on Saturday - the place where they filmed Colin Firth emerging from the pond..oooooo. Unfortunately he wasn' there renacting it for the punters.

Anyway, that's a whole other frilly laced story. Back to um, who were we talking about? Oh that's right, Jake. Jake , Jake, Jake. Bad fan.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's already began. They're converting him to the yob culture. Hooooliganism!

Anna said...

The pic is in the Eyelashes thread on the Dave Cullen Forums. On page 489 and 490... (scroll down for them)

http://davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=11934.7320

(I hope this link will work...)

Toni said...

yep it did work....thats such a cute piccie of him when hes ickle! not the one with his arm around the blonde biatch. hehe

kokodee said...

At least we agree that Colin Firth and a wet shirt are two of the best things to ever happen to British TV.

Thanks Kendra for that link, which I shall promptly file under my collection of self-enhancement issues. Bridget Jones can eat her heart out.

Anna said...

Hey! That blonde happens to be stepdaughter to one of the 'lashers (and thereby family to us all), which means she is pre-approved... ;D

Anonymous said...

Bottom line:

Those comments weren't the best things Kirsten could have said to the public, but we all say the wrong thing sometimes, so let's not beat her up for it.

There have been an awful lot of Jake-and-unknown-blonde-girl sightings. I wonder if they're all the same one or if Jake's just flirty with the fairer-haired ladies.

Dumbo said...

Thanks for the link to the pics anna. But he is wearing those damn green shorts again. WTF? At least he's got good shoes on, but where are the socks Jake?

Prophecy Girl said...

Anna, aw, man! I can't even hate on her 'cause she's part of the club? Let's just say I'm jealous. Very, very, very jealous. :)

cina said...

Oh man! Is that girl lucky or WHAT?! But what's with his clenched fist...? LOL!

Anonymous said...

That girl is wearing a TINY pink top and a VERY SHORT skirt and she's very tall and very tanned and very blonde and she is very close with HER BOOB PRESSED AGAINST JAKEY and he is sort of gripping her, I think, in her defense, to pull her closer!!! And yet, I cannot hate her. I'm preoccupied, bcz Jake stopped in there ...to buy MORE shoes!!!!

Anonymous said...

Apparently that's Lance's bike store. Anyone want to take bets on how long it will be before Matty AND Lance "visit" said store to ask tall, tanned blonde girl for assistance? Of course, that's assuming Jake tells them what a great experience he had shopping. I have a very strong feeling Jake will develop an affinity for the store during his sojourn in Austin.

Anna said...

PG -- aren't we all??? ;)

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Kendra said...

Thanks, anna, haha this comment at DC boards about a close-up pic of Jake's fist:

"Is it so stressful having your picture taken with Austin's most beautiful sales clerk??

And the blondie seems a nice and cute girl!

britpopbaby said...

Good work, Dumbo! I'm on the socks.

Anonymous said...

OhMyFreakin' God!! That is THE best idea ever.

Ooh, goody. Can't wait for BPB first News of the World shock horror scandal-ridden exclusive!

Sarah Gyllenhaal said...

Whoa. Ok. So Jake and Kiki's wild sex is just a rumor? With no extra u in the word rumor? Oh, thank God. I almost had a heart attack. OK, Kiki, I kinda like you again. I <3 u Jake, you non-heartbreaker type.

Anonymous said...

texas gal, tomorrow when you go to work, plz have two or three icy cold bottles of spring water in your car. Then, when you see them you can pull over, give them the water and strike up a conversation, after which you can take many pictures and report back to us every single detail of how Jake looks in spandex up close and personal. If they warm to you, you might even ask Jake about the "padding" in his spandex biker shorts.Oh. And try to see what's under the shirt. I mean, those pictures of his back with the black cycling costume on come to mind. But then, you might want to fill up your own water bottle with gin before you stop to ask them.

Anonymous said...

One more thing, texas gal. You might also want to have some type of massage oil on hand. I think they might appreciate an offer of loosening up those strained tense muscles so they can really get a good work out. I'm not suggesting you do anything I wouldn't do.

mrs_dalloway said...

Jake's tongue.A miracle for us all.

lifeisgood said...

hmm...would like to see a zoom in shot of the tongue!!!! We need to work on that!