I know. I totally forgot about him, too. By the way, Jake. Pal. We might not have to go to all this trouble to dig up year-old photos of you and your hot self if you'd throw us a bone every now and then. You don't write, you don't call....
What have we here, Mr. Gyllenhaal? Not only are you working the Semper Fi look particularly well but, as usual, you've got two hands full of crap and the finger action to keep it all together.
(I always manage to make my posts so image-heavy...sorry, brits! I'm trying to make up for it with pictures so small you can't tell what the hell is going on. It's not the best of tactics.) Check out all that shiznizzle! He's working the car keys in his right-hand, but in the traditionally less-dominant left-hand, he's got a cup of coffee, what may or may not be his wallet, and what looks to be my phone number scribbled down on a piece of paper. Or possibly that's a receipt. Whatev. Might I add that the pinky and ring fingers are tantilizingly free, i.e. he could actually be carrying MORE crap if he had to!
THEN, that's right fools, he kicks it up a notch. Before, it looked like he was just checking out the street, seeing what's happening, chilling...next thing you know he's got the foot out and it seems that all that nonchalent cruising was really the standard "check both ways before you cross" routine, only he's so freaking awesome at multitasking, we didn't even notice! We couldn't get past the hands!