Friday, September 22, 2006

JAKE NOT AT ALL OK WITH WHAT'S GOING ON IN MAGGIE'S MESSENGER BAG!


Preliminary reports suggest that she has Boo stuffed in that sucker for safe-keeping, but until we hear back from our Photo Analysis Team, we won't know for sure. In other news, Jake is putting the "sexy" back in grandpa sweaters. Geriatrics never looked so hot. Ow-ow!

61 comments:

smurfette said...

yay, how gorgeous! haha. he's bringing the sexy back to grandpa cardigans. my sentiments EXACTLY! it's that hot librarian over 50 look we talked about a while back when we debated the cream cardigan ensemble. jake got the message =)! haha

Anonymous said...

God almighty.Yesterday it was bra alert.Today it's cardigans r'us.Jake,what you doing man?

I still love ya,despite your crap taste in cardis and all things old man related.Pipe and slippers for xmas would probably suffice.

Anonymous said...

Has he shaved his sideburns?Bring em back.They were very sexy.

Anonymous said...

I think his hair looks fantastic! And from the waist up he looks good. Could be in one of those movies about the 50's or early 60's, when the cardigan was the rage. He has the broad chest and elegance. Perfect for a role like that, imo.

Btw, where is Wtbgirl. She should be on the look out for Jake in NYC.

justjake said...

Mmm,nope that look is not pushing any of my err,buttons.

Have to say on the other hand,Maggie is looking so well.

justjake said...

anon 3.29,i miss the sideburns too.(and bed head)It's all too neat for my liking.

wtbgirl said...

I like the sweater, I think Jake's looking sharp and nicely put together. I'm just happy to see the end of sweaty cell phone camera shots with Lance and McBongo. Please let it end.

Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out for any Gyllenhaalic activity in the West Village. Hey, the Dalai Lama is in town, maybe that will send some good karma my way!

phoebe said...

I totally like that sweater on him!! Does that make me weird?

And beautiful Maggie looks awesome!

Anonymous said...

phoebe, you are not alone, I like the sweater too. And I think his hair looks great. And yes Maggie looks wonderful. Love them both!

cina said...

Not at all phoebe, not at all! I like my Jake that way. In any way, as a matter of fact... *pathetic* LOL!

The Bearded Lady said...

I hope that's not Boo in the bag...
Boo's too big now, no?, couldn't be?...but something is in there, that she has her hand on, and he is staring at...another pet??

jakeNme said...

Oh my, Jake looks sweeter than ever here! I love the sweater. Makes me want to cozy right up to the man, and think he'd be ok with that, too! ;)

BTW, Maggie is due to deliver next month, right?

dani said...

Interesting look for Jake. I haven't decided whether I like it or not. It really doesn't matter because it's who's wearing it that counts and there is nothing wrong with that man at all!

.....Maggie looks radiant. How wonderful they look together. I have to say I am so glad Jake is out of Texas!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he'd look hot wearing a garbage bag... He's hot no matter what! ;)

phoebe said...

^^ LOL!

kaydee said...

it may be slightly geriatric, but i so lurrrve jake without spandex, flip-flop shoes or cargo shorts. i just find long trousers and normal shoes incredibly sexy.

also, still no beard and short hair - just so hawt!!!

i adore jake's city-look

Nothing Really Matters said...

Maggie looks great!

muffin said...

I like the cardy....Jake in wooly pullies is a look I love...

Anonymous said...

Mags looks well rounded, she looks like she's borrowed her brothers jeans.

Kendra said...

Cardigans are cozy, this buttoned sweater is similar to he wore in the horse/reading book series. Autumn is coming, I love his wooly look and his hoodie look!

dani said...

"She looks like she's borrowed her brother's jeans."

I hope those jeans belong to Peter. I think it's great that Jake and Maggie are so close, but sharing jeans is a little too close!!!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, "Grandpa sweater", "geriatrics", the insults never cease. Listen girls, the next time you tumble off on your six inch heels and fall head first into the nearest gutter, you'd appreciate the value wearing something sensible and comfortable.

(Off again in a huff, glare suspiciously at passing giggling girls)

said...

Are these recent? I hope so. I was not taking Frat Boy Jake all that well.

louisa said...

Not everyone wears six heels and totters around like a super model anon 8.06.So just think about the insults you just hurled at complete strangers here!

louisa said...

six INCH heels.My typing error.

Anonymous said...

God his look,hair and total grumpiness look is getting worse day by day.New pictures up on iheart.Had another haircut.Won't be any left soon.Why Jake why?Looks frigging awful.Had beautiful hair once.Now it's a nothing.Ordinary and you are too thin.Yes it must be lets hurl insults day.Sorry Jake,but unless it's for a movie.Why would you wreck yourself?

Anonymous said...

How recent is this photo. I haven't seen any updates on IHJ site for paps or anything else in a while. And the perezhilton site doesn't have this either. When was this shot of Jake and a very pregnant Maggie taken?

I think Jake looks good in just about anything whether it be grandpa sweaters or nothing at all ;)

cina said...

The photo is from yesterday, Sept 21.

mrs_dalloway said...

I like him with that sweater!I think he's very cute in it,even if the sweater itself is old-style.Hell,I like that fashion,I have some clothes like that!

nice anonymous said...

I seem to remember these sorts of sweaters being fashionable in the 70s. (There's a well-known photo of Paul Michael Glaser wearing one.) And also, I recall seeing Ben Stiller wearing one more recently. Still, I know a lot of guys who could NOT be persuaded to wear a sweater like this. Jake is a brave man.

britpopbaby said...

Cardigans! Hell yeah! I've been rockin a cardigan all week, glad to see Jake catching up with me.

britpopbaby said...

How recent is this photo. I haven't seen any updates on IHJ site for paps or anything else in a while. And the perezhilton site doesn't have this either. When was this shot of Jake and a very pregnant Maggie taken?

Ooo! Did we bag a scoop. I'm so proud of you PG! 'Scuse me, I have something in my eye...

Anonymous said...

Cute pics, but this grandpa sweater is ugly. He's too young to wear something like that!

Anonymous said...

Ooo! Did we bag a scoop. I'm so proud of you PG! 'Scuse me, I have something in my eye...

LOL, don't know about that BPB. Stephanie put these pics up in IHJ just after midnight last night. I think they were *there* before they were *here*. ;-)

Kendra said...

MoreCardigan Man Walking

britpopbaby said...

Damn it! One of these days...

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ I know, dammit anyway! I'm just not that good. Yet. One of these days, baby. I'll make it happen. ;)

Anonymous said...

Got to say that Maggie looks INCREDIBLE for an 8 months pregnant woman. She's striding along there like she's ready to run a marathon and Jake looks like he's trying to keep up. She's dressing very well to hide the tummy too. A quick look and I wouldn't have known she's pregnant.

anotherbrit said...

This picture proves that Jake is heterosexual; no gay man under 50 would be seen dead in that cardy.

kaydee said...

"This picture proves that Jake is heterosexual; no gay man under 50 would be seen dead in that cardy."

yes, because gay men under 50 all wear pink tutus. and all britons are stiff upper lip tea-drinking bores, and the french eat frogs...

what a load of stereotypical bullshit

ATD said...

Good job the weather has turned cold enough for a cardigan, we wouldn’t want a “boil in the bag Boo”

The Bearded Lady said...

I think he looks handsome here, I like his cardigan.

@10:04 I was thinking the same thing...
Maggie does look great.

mpom said...

I think Jake looks great in anything he wears. Maybe he will be the trend setter and we will all be wearing cardis by
mid-winter. I think he's getting ready to be an Uncle. Doesn't he look "Uncleish" in this ensemble? My Uncle John wears this same type of sweater all the time.
He seems to be so loving and protective with his sister. I think he will be a great Uncle, and he is probably very excited just about now waiting for the birth of his first Niece or nephew.

cina said...

Fresh pics of Jake out and about in NY this morning posted at IHJ! Do I have to mention that he looks amazing...?

http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=Pictures&action=display&num=1158955837

The Sarsgaals said...

Jake's def. bringing sexy back [YEAH]. Sorry, we're kind of into Justin Timberlake lately. We think the sweater's badass.

Sarah Gyllenhaal said...

Ooo! Ooo! OOO!! I've gotta get one of those for my friends boyfriend....
I am liking the legnth of the hair these days...Good job, jake, keep it up...and dont let Heath influence you!
OK, heres a thing my friend sent me that she found on the internet
Little stick figure of JT: I'm bringing sexy back!
L.S.F. of Jakey: Excuse me.
JT: Yes?
JG: I overheard you saying that you were bringing sexy back.
JT: Um, OK, Your point?
JG: You see, I have already brought sexy back.
JT:...Dude. WTF?

How funny is that? And TRUE.

BTW, i love the double dip pix -- Jake AND Maggie. Meow!

Sarah Gyllenhaal said...

Actually, Anon 3.29 and Just Jake, I do kinda agree with you. I like it just a BIT longer and messy or...mmm, yummy.....WET as well. I suppose anythings better than skinhead. Or that Where The Wild Things Are look.

bubblegirl said...

My God does the boy have a permanent address? Does Boo and Atticus go with him everywhere? Does he have his own jet? What I wouldn't give to work at the airport. I bet they see him all of the time. I've never seen any airport pics from paps. Has anyone else?

alexa said...

He looks amazing in the new pics. I love the hair, I love the clean shaven face, I love the jeans, I even love the cardigan. And look at this beautiful arm holding that cardigan. *sigh*

Okay, will stop now. It´s too much for me this early in the morning. :)

SquallCloud said...

mmmmmm Jakey.

Funny as always ladies.

green said...

Bid for a Date with Jake Gyllenhaal!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140029857996

mrs_dalloway said...

This auction is frustrating!I don't have that amount of money!If I did,I would have tried to date him by now..*sigh*

Simon Agent 002 said...

Jake has to top Sean Penn and a walk on part, on the show "My name is Earl" or a Bronze statue of Colts!

What distrubs me is no bids on Alan and Marilyn Bergman dinner??
I know 5,000 is a steep opening bid.
But they co-wrote "Summer me , Winter Me"....
It has to be one of the most romantic songs ever written!
or "What are you doing the rest of your life?" beautiful.
...not to mention all their movie scoring work...collaboration with Streisand...
If anyone knows a wealthy Streisand fan? (lol)
They may well jump at such a chance to met these song writers... get the word out!

A 94'concert clip of Streisand singing "What are you doing the rest of your life?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQWqmiHK-WE

Anonymous said...

There's also the autographed scripts by Jake's mom. More affordable at current bid of $25.

Anonymous said...

And Maggie's signed poster!

The Bearded Lady said...

^ This is true.

dani said...

Bubblegirl - I have only seen one airport picture of Jake and that was back in June when he arrived at LAX just before the ESPY Awards.

bubblegirl said...

^^^That's funny because he must fly a lot!

SquallCloud said...

Ya know what? Maggie is tall as hell for a girl. I don't think I ever put that together until now. How many times have I seen them together and not realized their almost the same height.

anotherbrit said...

"yes, because gay men under 50 all wear pink tutus. and all britons are stiff upper lip tea-drinking bores, and the french eat frogs...

what a load of stereotypical bullshit."

Yes and KAYDEE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOUR! That much is very clear. Der.

www.muebles-en-lleida.com said...

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