Thursday, September 07, 2006

JAKE IN BLACKPOOL!

Er, apparently these shots were snapped in Martha's Vineyard. I beg to differ. This scene we have before is here can be from nowhere but everyone's favourite holiday destination (1956) Blackpool Pleasure Beach!! Where else on this great earth do you find such pasty white people, bizarre attire, and stripey wind breakers?! That's right. Only the British cart half their house with them to the beach, the dirty, dirty beach. I realise you're sceptical but view the pictures below and you tell me the difference!




Why are the Gyllenhaals vacationing in the North West of England? Who knows, but it's the boost the British Tourist Board has been praying for!

55 comments:

abbey said...

Thank the good Lord above for these lovely new pics! Jake looks like he's gained some weight...yum!

cina said...

No offense, but that Blackpool beach doesn't look too appealing....

JoyceDavenport said...

Oh my god- I've been out of the office for a day and we get topless shaved Jack Twist Jake I can hardly breat...

*lies unconcious with huge grin on face*

thesweetestone said...

ummm, doesnt he look kinda fat? oh well, if he decided to play lance in the movie, hell have to lose weight again, so guess its ok...
(im a sucker for anorexic boys:-)

britpopbaby said...

I think it's a doppleganger. The face doesn't look right and the hiar is odd. I'm confused.

JoyceDavenport said...

Lol Brits- you're just determined he's going to be found on Blackpool Beach and not MV. Looks like the genuine article to me- no photoshopping there.

marieke said...

He sure walks like Jake..

thesweetestone said...

but his hands just look odd... i think he has more muscles. and he looks like he has a belly... but maybe he just ate a huge meal, or drunk lots of bear so its only perminent situation? i hope?

thesweetestone said...

i ment temporary situation, not perminent... sorry.. i feel dumb :-)

thesweetestone said...

and whats up with that towel? why does it wear it like that?
Hey, do you prefer boys in boxer shorts or speedos?

marieke said...

Chest hair definitely looks like Jake chest hair..

Anonymous said...

"ummm, doesnt he look kinda fat?"

Actully, he looks about the same as he did this time last year.

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/albums/294/020.jpg

JoyceDavenport said...

thesweetone: Have to disagree- he is looking good IMO and is clearly the most gorgous guy in the whole world (and if he isn't I don't want to see the winner 'cause this old lady wants to live a few years longer). Most people who have seen him in the flesh say he is much thinner than they expect and we all know the camera can put on a few pounds (and then some). He looks perfecly muscled, he shaved (these pics confirm it- I love my Jake shaved) and he is topless- what more could you desire (OK- lets not go there)_- It's as if he heard our prayers- well mine anyway.

mpom said...

I am sorta new here so I have to ask this. Did Jake have the small "beauty mark" removed from his left top lip? I ask this because in the enlargement of these new pics I think I still see it there.

thesweetestone said...

joyce- sure, he still is the best looking guy that ever existed, I would NEVER put that in question! Im just saying, he can do better than this. But you are right, i think in his worse days he is still the hottest, thats no question.:-)
oh, and about beauty mark being removed- i hope not, that was so sexy..

Simon Agent 002 said...

Blackpool? I guess this isn't where the Royal Pavilion is built?
Looks more like the boardwalk in Jersey.

Anonymous said...

The fact that I have a towel very similar to the one he has wrapped around his delicious hips is making me slightly overexcited and unable to concentrate for the rest of the working day.

mpom said...

I do so love all his "parts" and that is a particular favorite of mine also. I will search to see if I can find that post. I havn't seen his face unshaven in a long time. He looks so good. I like a guy with some weight on him.

Kendra said...

Maybe Naomi's influence makes him feel less attractive (nor I'm saying his mom isn't attractive, because for her age she's an interesting look), because I've noticed that some hunky celebrities lose a bit of their splendour in company of the parents.

mpom said...

The beaches here in New Jersey are made of very white sand.

The Bearded Lady said...

Donkeys on the beach?
I'm not sure this is a good idea?
I'd always worry about where I'm stepping.
I love the beach cabañas!
I had one that was a double wide one with a bar.


PS Are you doing a Tony Blair countdown?...
I wish we had such good news here.

JoyceDavenport said...

TBL -I think at this point it is more the Tony Blair count out than count down He's on the ropes and probably won't last a count of ten.

I wondered about the lip mole as I couldn't see it in some pics- but I reckon that was just his dimples disguising it. I doubt he would have such a distinguishing feature removed.

Anonymous said...

Simon, Royal Pavilion? That's in Brighton. There are no white sandy beaches in Brighton, just a horrible pebbly shingly one that hurt your feet when you trod on it.

Kendra said...

I love the beach cabañas!

In Spain, the cabañas with drinks bar are called "chiringuitos", they are spread along the sea coast.

Elle said...

Oh my word, he is one fine looking man!

I far prefer these casual pics (even if they are pap snaps) to those posed, pouty, clothes horse type pics of Jake that abound ... cos these are the Real Jake, and they don't come hotter than him ...

*does what Joyce did earlier*

britpopbaby said...

If I ever met Tony Blair I'd kick him in the shin. Just throwing that out there. You've been warned, Blair.

cina said...

An election coming up in the UK shortly or what?

We have an election in a little less than two weeks. I'm still not sure where to lay my vote... I'm so confused.

Sorry for going off topic.
Jake looks HOT! lol ;-)

Dumbo said...

What's under the towel, board shorts?

Anonymous said...

Have you seen this photo (second one) where you have a much better view? God, I love his clean shaven face, and that body hair drives me wild.

http://galeena.livejournal.com/158747.html

Anonymous said...

Sorry, the correct full link is:

http://galeena.livejournal.com/158747.html

See the second pic.

Afterthedarkness said...

Blackpool!…LMAO Brits.

Just my luck, I could have been there, but had to decide to go to Wigan Pier instead.

The Bearded Lady said...

"What's under the towel?"

Oh, Dumbo you do make me blush.

dani said...

I should be getting ready for work right now but first things first. What a sight for sore eyes. I am happy beyond words. He seems a little heftier but that's alright with me. And also he looks typically like someone in the company of a parent. He can't just ooze all that sex appeal out standing next to him mom! But he is still looking mighty fine.

mpom said...

Isn't this just like us? After a seemingly long spell of no Jake news at all.
We get great pics of Jake half naked, no dark glasses, without his scruffy beard, hot as that rumpled look may be, and we are still not satisfied. We want
NO TOWEL too?
Never enough
Never enough

mpom said...

This is true Dani. A good son might tend to "clean up" before spending time with his mom. He knows she likes to see his beautiful face and so would shave and get a haircut. My son would do that and he is about Jakes age.

JoyceDavenport said...

I don't think he can help oozing- it's not a conscious thing he just is The Sex and being the hottest man on the planet is just natural to him. These pictures have got me all overexcited- just when I'd got used to spandex and beards - thank you! thank you! thank you!

smurfette said...

i personally love these pics, especially the close-up front view ones (not posted here) where you can see he does NOT have a gut but a really nice, evenly-built torso. but i have to admit this side-view one is not flattering. but it doesn’t look like flab, (esp if u compare his stomach in the other pics) he’s just in a weird position and puffing out his stomach a bit. that said, i still love this “unflattering” pic for the hilarious background details, and in any case, i love everything about the little “imperfections” in jake’s pics , hideous towel included, because it reminds me that this man’s worst photos still rock and make me happier than the most gorgeous photos of any other celeb

JoyceDavenport said...

^^^What she said!

Prophecy Girl said...

We want NO TOWEL too?
Never enough
Never enough


Hee, mpom! It's true. There's no pleasing us.

Anonymous said...

I like bearboys... He looks so... preaty! ;D

nice anonymous said...

Jake could gain 20 pounds and he'd still look better than any other males within the three buildings of the corporate office complex where I'm employed. Put it this way: He's by far the prettiest thing that Nice Anonymous is going to get to look at all day.

In one picture in this sequence, there's someone's disembodied hand reaching out toward him from the lower left-hand corner -- maybe they're going to make a desperate grab at the towel? How I wish that hand belonged to me.

JoyceDavenport said...

Nice anon- you are nominated to be 'Jake towel grabber' - a very important post- the hopes, wishes and dreams of many rest on your shoulders...

britpopbaby said...

I still can't believe they didn't get a shot of him in his Speedos!

I have this image of a little wooden boat fulls of paps going back and forth trying to snap pics, rocking all over the place.

The Bearded Lady said...

So much for Martha's Vineyard being paparazzi free.

nice anonymous said...

joycedavenport, I did try. Really I did. There was a promising moment, while Naomi was distracted by folding her olive-green cardigan, and Jake was earnestly perusing all the ingredients on the label of the bottle of Fruitopia that I'd just handed to him. But then Jake looked up, squinted against the sun on the water -- in an expression very much like Jack Twist's -- & said, "Jeez, isn't that rickety boat approaching awfully near the swimming area? And now I see a guy in it, standing up, with a camera pointed right at us."

And so my hand was arrested at the moment of truth, and I did not continue with my mission.

Forgive me. Next time, I'll do better.

smurfette said...

So much for Martha's Vineyard being paparazzi free.

anyone know anything about the source? someone mentioned the possibility these are taken by fans, and i was just wonderign if that could be the case.

gin said...

He looks so unbelievably, purely ADORABLE in these pictures I can't even believe it. He does look like he's gained a little weight, which is fine by me. All summer cycling, then he finally ate something. ;) What a cutie!

mpom said...

I've been looking at photos and movies of Jake for months now and still have not seen a bad picture, not even one. The camera really loves him.

muffin said...

faints

OMFG!!!!

He's back and he's beautiful!!!

I love his clean shaved look and the hair is pretty cool too....and the treasure trail!!!!!!!!!!!! TREASURE TRAIL!!

Anneka's Alias said...

"Just my luck, I could have been there, but had to decide to go to Wigan Pier instead."

God, don't mention Wigan Pier around these here parts. Britpop knows a song about Wigan Pier. She sang it to me often.

Anonymous said...

That towel is so goofy. It somehow makes me love him more.

britpopbaby said...

"I've seen some piers throughout me years but this be a beats 'em all!"

And FYI, the grammar in that sentence is correct.

Afterthedarkness said...

I’d love to be able to wax lyrical ‘bout Wigan, but in truth I only went for the pies!

Smurfeyshmoo said...

...engh.

No words.

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