Tuesday, September 19, 2006

HEY, JAKE DRINKS HEINEKEN!


That's sort of my favorite beer. I knew we were a match made in heaven. In other news, John Mayer is very sweaty and McMatty has dropped off the face of the earth. And Jake went to a concert with Lance Armstrong wearing green cargo shorts and a white t-shirt! I can't take all this craziness!!

EDIT: I lied. McMatty is, in fact, alive and well and not forsaking his duties as the third amigo. I'll admit I didn't do any research before I made that statement. It's a loose ship around here. Hey, look! Here's a picture of Jake as he spots britpop making her way through the crowds at the Austin City Limits show. You can't see me, but I swear I'm standing right next to him wearing the same expression.

47 comments:

bubblegirl said...

John Mayor probably stinks! Yucky!

Um...Doesn't Jake wear cargo shorts and a white t-shirt everywhere. It's like his uniform or something. That is why I started wearing cargo shorts and a white and sometimes grey t-shirt everywhere. People are starting to talk about me but I don't care. I wanna be just like Jake. Who doesn't!

I say we make a day (because we are so loyal) and all of us wear nothing but cargo shorts and a t-shirt! Who's with me?

It will become a world holiday!

I declare today Jake Gyllenhaal Limited Wardrobe Day!

heddaparsons said...

Well Matty hasn't really dropped off the face of the earth! You missed this one! Jake, Matt and Lance after the Ray concert Friday night! Methinks that Matty may just have difrent tastes in music than Jake and Lance.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lance_armstrong/the_three_amigos_reunited_and_it_feels_so_good_20060916.php#comments

Mayer sure is sweaty!!

heddaparsons said...

Woops!

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lance_armstrong/the_three_amigos_reunited_and_it_feels_so_good_20060916.php#comments

The Bearded Lady said...
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The Bearded Lady said...

A few observations.
Lance does own white shorts. (see earlier dance vid)
Does John Mayer have the most charisma here? or is it just sweat?

Tip: Always insist on being in the center of any photographs.

Kendra said...

Aren't we seeing Jake drinking a lot lately?, this would fit perfectly to my "Give me a drink" blog section.

smurfette said...

aww, i like john mayer. whoa, he's tall tho. maybe cuz where he's standing.

Amerika Bound said...

I'll say it again, my heart bleeds, John and Jake together..

*sigh*

Anonymous said...

Who is John Mayer?

SquallCloud said...

Jake and Lance didn't look thrilled to be hugging sweaty john lol but they all had fun which is what matters.

Look Lance is wearing capris!

Prophecy Girl said...

Ah, well done, heddaparsons! I missed that, which is sad because there are some really dreamy close-ups of Jake in that set. I'll go update.

Simon Agent 002 said...

John Mayer is heir to the Oscar Mayer (hot dogs) family fortune... tee hee

Anonymous said...

John Major.Our ex prime minister.LOL...

Anonymous said...

Yeah,John is tall,shows how tall Jake is coz your man John is around 6ft 2 i think?

marky said...

yuk,i hate lager and the smell of it on peoples breath.

The Bearded Lady said...

I hope someone poured beer over him and thats not sweat...cuz yuck!

wtbgirl said...

Is it just me or is John Mayer starting to resemble Jack White?

btw McBongo is on Oprah this week (all new) - wonder if he'll be talking about his summer 'o' biking, partying with Lance, beach yoga moves, etc?

Nothing Really Matters said...

I'm sure you look great together Brits!

alexa said...

I don´t know why but he looks like Dumbo in this picture. Cute...scary, I can´t decide. :))

Anonymous said...

PG if you look at this sequence of photos on www.pinkisthenewblog.com you can see that Jake is totally checking out that girl in the striped t-shirt. I think he may be a little drunk!

alexa said...

Didn´t John Mayer sing "Your body is a wonderland"?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Sorry PG I can't read today!

SquallCloud said...

Jakey didn't go to the Theivery Corporation show??? I don't always understand him.

Kendra said...

Didn´t John Mayer sing "Your body is a wonderland"?

Right, you can read this song lyrics in my update

Anonymous said...

5:29PM: Yes he did go to the Thievery Corp. show with Lance also the Gnarls Barley concert and the Ray lamontagne as well. Matty joined after the Lamontagne concert on Friday.

Anonymous said...

SquallCloud said...
Jakey didn't go to the Theivery Corporation show??? I don't always understand him.


What makes you think he didn't? By all accounts he went to both shows, TC and JM. Since it was the ACL, they were probably at different times or what looks like different days.

Accounts are that Jake is back in LA and has been since Sunday.

Prophecy Girl said...

NRM, not a prob. :) Anon 4.48, he so is! What a man-whore. I've talked to him repeatedly about this...

kaydee said...

OMG he has big ears on this last picture! and beady eyes.

Britpopbaby, what have you done to him to make him look like that?

i'm kinda tired of those dark unfocused party pics. couldn't he do smth else for a change? and wear a different outfit? i'm getting as tired of those shorts and t-shirt as i am of spandex...

smurfette said...

yeah, so john mayer looks quite greasy in these pics… but i always excuse the drenched sweat look if a musician has been performing. and man, the boy has some good songs. “daughters” makes me tear =P. i also like his apparent personality—he seems completely weird and non-celebrity-like and that’s cool.

said...

You'd think a guy as rich as Jake would buy some decent clothes, but alas.

I just hope that's not the same white t-shirt we've seen all summer or however long he's been wearing white shirts in Texas with TweedleDumb and TweedleDumber. Or if it IS the same garment, that it's been washed.

Anonymous said...

I have some Heineken in my fridge, think I'll crack one open, go into the garden, drink it, smoke a fag and be close to the Jakeness.

And yes, he's totally checking the girl in the strippy top out.

smurfette said...

checked out perez—according to a comment, they’re all wet cuz it rained. that’s good to know. also saw this comment below—but since i have no audio, can someone confirm for me?

Wow, that's weird.
In the rolling stone interview he mentioned wanting to have celebrity friends like Lance and Jake.
SO I guess his wish became reality, huh? Check the interview below....it's the audio link:
http://www.rollingstone.com/
artists/johnmayer/articles/
story/11515443

Anonymous said...

Actually that girl in stripey top looks like Kirsten.

felicia said...

but since i have no audio, can someone confirm for me?

In the Rolling Stone audio interview John Mayer says:

"I don't really have friends who are stars...[can't make out what he says here]

Like Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey are so interesting to me. It's almost a power couple.
"

Never mentions Jake at all.

Anonymous said...

He seems to be talking to and looking at the bloke behind JM, nowhere near stripy top.

Anonymous said...

1:44PM: Looks like he is talking to the chick in the stripy top to me.

Anonymous said...

What difference does it make who he's talking to? or if he's even talking?

SquallCloud said...

Clothes: When you look like Jake Gyllenhaal who needs the foofarah? A Hanes Tee and some cargos are just fine. But I bet his footwear is hot to death. That's generally how he rolls. Wear the same clothes 3 days in a row but his kicks will be nice.

Theivery Corporation Show I read somewhere that Matty was flying solo to that concert and it was suggested that Jance has different musical tastes. I guess there could have been another show. I choose to believe there was because Jakey has to like TC

Jake Mackin' on the honeys Erm okay. The person who spotted them said they ignored all the hot girls and fans and just were chattering with themselves But if some see it I guess that's cool.

The Bearded Lady said...

Look he can wear whatever he wishes....provided he mails me his rapidly wearing away Postal T-Shirt...
Then Miss Bearded Lady can depart this mortal coil a happy old lady! :)

Anonymous said...

12:14AM: The 3 of them ignoring the girls comment was made regarding the Jake/Matt/Lance sighting after the Ray Lam. concert, the Jake and Lance scoping out 2 girls comment was made during the Theivery Corp. concert I believe. Jake and Lance also atended the Gnarls Barley show and John Mayer.

bubblegirl said...

I don't care what he wears really but if it is the same t-shirt he is incredibly neat or has the best laundry detergent in the world. It always looks nice and white.

SquallCloud said...

He probably buys them by the pack. :)

phoebe said...

Ooo, lovely post! I love Heineken, I love John Mayer, and well, I love Jake (duh!)!

nice anonymous said...

Damn it, I want some professional photos of Jake. While I do enjoy seeing him during these informal moments, when he's having fun, I'm getting so tired of seeing him with "hellfire" burning in his eyes.

Simon Agent 002 said...

He moves by night... lol

Anonymous said...

Well, considering he was at a music festival that lasted a couple of days, it is understandable that he would be in dark concert halls. Also, it wasn't like he was expecting to be photographed by people-razzi while at the ACL. And the fest is over now so there should be different pics of him now.

silver said...

Ok I've been quiet so far, but not any more... Jake's not talking to the stripey blond, nor is he making eye contact with the fat guy in the back ground.

He's talking to me. Yes. But unfortunately for you guys, the photographer thought I'd steal the show, so he ordered me to stand behind Lance... So there!

And I met BritPop at the show, and boy, you should see the look Jake gave her... Oh wait! you already have!