Monday, September 18, 2006

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN FOLKS

I know a rag on Kirsten Dunst and here is why:

1) She has more money than I'll ever see in my sorry ass lifetime.
2) She made woohoo with Jake Gyllenhaal and I, contary to reports, have not.
3) She gets to travel between NY, LA and the rest of the world. I get to travel on the M6.
4) She attends Hollywood premieres and other showbiz type gatherings. I'm not even high enough up to get tossed out of Hollywood premieres and other showbiz type gatherings.
5) She has a very nice wardrobe and I, oh wait, I have a smokin' collection of casual city shorts too! We're even on this one Dunst.

Okay, that's just a few points and I think I'm justified. It's only human nature to despise those more fortunate than yourself and if you claim otherwise you must be a liar or a Christian or something. HOWEVER...I saw this picture and for a few moments I felt SORRY FOR KIRSTEN DUNST.
Nobody deserves to have some wrinkly make with the smooth moves whilst you're just trying to catch some rays. If this was Jake it would be a severe case of Blatant Stalking.

48 comments:

Kendra said...

I LOVE this post, Brits. I had a dream with Kiki yesterday night, we kissed each other and then she wiped her snot with a 500$ note.

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ And suddenly my dreams don't seem all that weird... ;)

Anonymous said...

A classic JW post :0)

cina said...

Kendra!! :-D

I only have one question. Was it a nightmare? ;-)

Kendra said...

^^No, Cina, it was a wild wet dream :-X
Back to the nasty wrinkled man, back away from my gal, buster!!

Nothing Really Matters said...

That guy is so checking her arse out!

only1annabel said...

Maybe its her Grandad? No...too weird a thought?!

Amerika Bound said...

Old Man: "I just loved you in Crazy/Beautiful dear, you were a right psychotic lass, I especially loved your attempts to be in the top 5 worse portraits of braless moments in film"

Kirsten: *throws head back* "ehehehee, you're so dorky!"

smurfette said...

is this from the famous pool-side series with jake? i recognize the bathing suit, but then again, kirsten's no lindsay lohan (new suit every pic). if it's the same set, then how dare wrinkly, in front of jake!

smurfette said...

nevermind, bad stalker, these are definitely not the same series. i see the lounge chairs and clothes are different. so are they new?

jen said...

I don't think they're new. She has long hair right now for the Spiderman 3 reshoots and in these pics her hair is short.

Agnes said...

Kentra hehe

Anonymous said...

Actually I believe that is Kirsten's father, Klaus.

Agnes said...

I mean Kendra :p

Girl Friday said...

After meeting her in person I can only say that she has super nice skin. Just super nice skin ....

What? Were you expecting me to say anything else?

Kendra said...

:p agnes, yes, for the curious and busybodies ones, it was an attempt of tongue-action by Kirsten (in the dream), but I kept offering resistance.

kokodee said...

Lol Kendra, and I thought britpop and anneka where the only pseudo-lesbians in the house!

smurfette said...

found something interesting at this girl's page at taniaion.blogspot.com. the part on jake is below:

i walk over to la zona rosa to see if i could get into the gomez show, but they too, are sold out. i sit in the bar side with my head forlornly stuck in the ballroom, trying to drown out the jukebox to hear the music.
a gaggle of vip are let in and the security guard motions for me to go in with them.

i look up and i am walking into the place with jake gyllenhaal and some other attractively built dude. i sadly make the mistake of asking for a photo, get a rude look from jake and he says “no pictures”. i keep walking with the group and pretend to be a part of the entourage. as people start to notice who he is, they start tentatively approaching with cameras in hand. i do my part by telling a few people “please, no pictures”. some guy asked me who he was here for, and i said “i do believe gomez.”
he walks up to the guy standing next to jake and says “lance, who are you here for”...i finally get it, it was lance armstrong. so later, i get an opportunity to ask him if he wants a drink as i was heading to the bar, and he thinks about it, then says no thanks. we chat again a tiny bit about his love of gomez, then they leave. i wait outside for the boys to to hop out, and meet some nice people on the patio.


interesting. i don't blame jake, he gets a rare reprieve from paps in austin, and all these fan pics end up plastered all over the gossip blogosphere.

back on topic: aww, poor kirsten gets some lovin on this blog for once. happy for her =). i don't think she's that bad hehe. looking fwd to marie antoinette.

mrs_dalloway said...

She has more money than I'll ever see in my sorry ass lifetime.

Maybe this motivated Kendra's almost wet dream?

Kendra said...

we chat again a tiny bit about his love of gomez,
I knew Jake liked the Pixies, and now we share Gomez, my bf bought their last record "How we operate" as a birthday present, fantastic!

Mmm, mrs._dalloway, my interest on Kiki (in the dream) wasn't crematistic motivated, just lust.

Jhoey said...

It is a new pic ? Because to me remind me that wibderfuul series with jake in the pool . Oh gesus what a lucky girl that Dunst was or is ......who never know ......

LUCKY GIRL ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!

Jhoey said...

i meant wonderful up, i typed in a terrible way there :O) .
And sorry also for my english , i am learning ;O)

britpopbaby said...

Hey! Get enough tequlia in me and I'm a bona fide lesbian!

And that Jake encounter was plain weird. Not sure I'm buying it.

Kendra said...

that Jake encounter was plain weird. Not sure I'm buying it.

but their swimpool kiss was so hot!!

The Bearded Lady said...

Kirsten?- I think body language says all.

Kendra - I now feel you must be a eccentric genius like Salvador Dali?

"we kissed each other and then she wiped her snot with a 500$ note."

Or taking Ambien, consult your doctor if such nightmares persist.

PS You can wash American money (linen based)...
I hope you had enough presence of mind to at least save the $500 note?

Blog entry?- Hard to say? a bit unreal. But I did hear Jake politely turn down photo requests from other accounts.

Anonymous said...

Blog entry?- Hard to say? a bit unreal.

If her blog entry is to be believed, Austin is such a small place that you can't help but bump into all the celebrities that happen to be in town.

Kendra said...
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Kendra said...

I hope you had enough presence of mind to at least save the $500 note?

No, Tbl, I'm stupid and Christian, but definitely I need some corrective sleep therapy. Ambien isn't very commonly prescripted where I live, but if Kiki keeps threatening my heterosexual mind-peace, Haloperidol will be my night-pal.
Btw, for all haters/lovers, more
Kiki + Jake stuff

Kendra said...

Excuse me, I must be high, I hope my blog link works now: kiki and jake stuff

Anonymous said...

Well, it seems Jake was okay with some folks taking pics of him, John Mayer and Lance at John's ACL show http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/jake_gyllenhaal/gyllenstrong_have_a_new_friend_20060918.php.

Btw, Kendra your link doesn't work.

Anonymous said...

Kendra, never mind, the link is fine. :)

11:48 PM

SquallCloud said...

He legs look nice there.

Anonymous said...

RUN KIKI RUN! I think one a giant Golden Raisin is hitting on her!

amerita said...

Yeah, Squallcloud, her legs are really beautiful. I think it is one of her best assets!

bubblegirl said...

Do you think it is kinda mean not letting them take a picture?

dottieb said...

The latest issue of Film Comment, the publication of the Film Society of Lincoln Center, has a cover picture of Kirsten, a sugery article about her, and an article about the movie. I can't face it.

Kendra said...

^^What I can't face is $5'95 cost of this publication. It must be good.

Anonymous said...

Bubblegirl, I don't know if I believe that Jake encounter. I just rechecked that blog and someone asked if Jake was really rude and then the person (Tania) said:

Anonymous said...
Wow,you met Jake.Was he really so rude,or just pissed at having been asked for piccies.Did he not even smile or be pleasant to you?

Anyway,you get to walk with him and meet him.that is good.wish it were me.

5:47 PM

tania said...
hwe was really gorgeous up close
and his model gf was exquisitly cut glass woman perfection
he was a little wary of me talking to him, understandably
we didn't know me
but the next day at the shins one person from their entourage came out from vip to hug ansd airkiss me as if i really belonged....
fun stuff...

9:01 PM


You can read it HERE.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget...when she realizes that it is Jake she wants, (stay at home and all) and she realized she made a grave error because she's an ass and oops (insert record scratch sound)he's already found the love of his life. Too Late, you slow you blow.

BWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU LOSE!!!!!!!! SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Does she actually think she's going to get better then him when she snaps out of her ohhhhh must party all night long attitude.

smurfette said...

anon 2:10, britpop, etc.--you guys are prolly rite. upon further inspection, i think that blog encounter really is sounding fishy to me too!

Anonymous said...

2:59PM What's fishy about it?

Anonymous said...

A model girlfriend?No photographic evidence as such.Don't see why he would hide her away and the paps would be straight onto it.If it's true.Mm,wonder who it is???

Anonymous said...

8:43PM : But why would she make it up? No photographic because she didn't take any pics and as far as pap pics are concerned: you must have noticed that the few pics of Jake from his visit to TX have been fan pics posted on blogs.

Fans are going to notice Jake, Lance and Matt and not necesarily any girls that are around them. Could she maybe be referring to the tall brunette standing/dancing next to Jake in the video with Chris and the blonde? Or was it someone else. The only other fan pic I saw was a closeup shot of Jake, Chris in sunglasses and some blonde leaning over and talking to Jake, but it was from the back and you couldn't see her face.

Anonymous said...

The only other fan pic I saw was a closeup shot of Jake, Chris in sunglasses and some blonde leaning over and talking to Jake, but it was from the back and you couldn't see her face.

And just to add a second part to that, the picture you're referring to was originally on a blog where the girl said that she asked Jake if she could take a pic with him and he said that he couldn't there too.

Louisa said...

A lot of people make stuff up for attention and to start rumours anon
9.04.But who knows.Frankly i don't give a toss about girls in Jake's life.It's not my business.

Anonymous said...

anan 9.04,the vid was not clear to me so i have no idea about who was standing next to him.I can barely see Jake or Chris let alone blondes and brunettes!

Anonymous said...

anon 9.04 i didn't mean photographic evidence from blog Tania,i meant from other fans or paps.I know she didn't take any as Jake asked her not to!

Anonymous said...

interestingly enough,
it was a truly awesome moment mostly because the event was sold out,
and they weren't about to let me just slide on in just because i am a huge gomez fan.

i was grateful to him and his entourage for getting me in long enough to hear their last song,
and i told him as much right before i asked to take a photo.

but that really wasn't the best part of that particular night.