Thursday, August 24, 2006

YOU KNOW HOW I'M A MOST UNORGANISED MOFO?

Well, I've been clearing out my emails so Gmail doesn't spank me and I found loadsa things that I should have posted whence...but obviously I didn't. So here they are!


FAN OF THE WEEK

Name: Nothing Really Matters (NRM)
Age: 23
Location: England
Fave Jake Film: Donnie Darko
How long have you been a fan: 5 months
Stalking technique: Proactive
Can you six degree yourself to Jake: I have been in Christ Church College where Harry Potter was filmed, Harry Potter star sRobbie Coltrane who stared in Ocean’s Twelve with Brad Pitt who stared in Thelma & Louise with Susan Saranden who stared in Moonlight Mile with Jake.
If you were a kitchen appliance what would you be? Corkscrew


JAKE SECRETS





I apologise to everyone but my brain is literally a sieve.

Now that the Jake Secret Project is mostly over does anyone have any other ideas about what art attack we could try next?

24 comments:

JoyceDavenport said...

Ooooh! a 'secret' dedicated to pops. Wish I had thought of it.

Agnes said...

All secrets was damn good!!!! Can't find anything in my brain good as that, but I might be back!

The Bearded Lady said...

The last person who tried to discover my secret, still doesn't have full use of his hand...

I don't know about an art project...but a in depth interview with Anneka could be interesting?...could we submit questions to her?

Prophecy Girl said...

Ah!! The return of Jake Secret!!! All fabulous as usual, but damn. That Stephen one is wicked!

Also, congrats, NRM!! You're a great fan of the week!!

muffin said...

aww I've missed the "secrets"....

britpopbaby said...

Please, Anneka has a big enough head as it is, I'm not dedicating a whole Q&A to her. I blame those Mensa people.

Although...Pops did say we should do our own Q&A so maybe you could submit questions to PG, Anneka and me....???

JoyceDavenport said...

To BPB, PG and Anneka:

Eternal life, Untold wealth or Jake - choose.

Why?

The Bearded Lady said...

Could we focus on one at a time?
...and we would need some sort of picture to accompany the story...even if it's in shadow, much like witness protection shot.
I know we don't have access to world-renown cinema photographers...but some armature digital camera job should suffice...
I think there's a warmth and charm all it's own in that...that no glamor magazine pho-tog could capture.

cina said...

Woah, the secrets are back! I had almost forgotten about them! The last one had me grinning from ear to ear. I wonder if Gyllenpappa is blushing...? LOL!

And NRM - Fan of the week! Congratulations dear! :-)

Anneka's Alias said...

"Please, Anneka has a big enough head as it is, I'm not dedicating a whole Q&A to her."

Excuse me? Anneka's head is the same size it always was - about twice as big as a regular head. You're just jealous of my freckles.

Joyce, I choose untold wealth as a) I am skint and b) with that wealth I could move to Hollywood and set about wooing said Jake with expensive gifts I could buy with my wealth.

Loving the 'killing me softly' secret. And NRM, many congratulations. May I bask in your glory now or later?

britpopbaby said...

Jake, obv! I don't need money...no not me! Well...

Anna said...

I looooved the Gyllendaddy secret! The Gyllenmen are both very fine - body and soul!

penny lane said...

Love no. 2 - awwww - and no. 3 - yeesss!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Thanks for fan of the week Brits!

Prophecy Girl said...

Jake. With him comes wealth (yeah, I'd spend his money) and you wouldn't really need eternal life he didn't also have eternal life, right?

britpopbaby said...

^Aah, you're a wise sage PG!

And no probs, NRM - I guess you're techincally Fan of the Last Two Months!

The Bearded Lady said...

The Mr. Gyllenhaal card, what is the torso drawing from?...the headless one?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Anneka's Alias bask in my glory now! It will be over tomorrow!

Thanks PG and Cina.

Kendra said...

Testing new avatar...

SquallCloud said...

Always nice to see Gyllendaddy get love eventhough he looks like a kindly old science teacher to me.

But he does have a great ass.

britpopbaby said...

Always nice to see Gyllendaddy get love even though he looks like a kindly old science teacher to me.

But he does have a great ass.


LMnotasfineasGyllendaddy'sAO.

Katie of Sweden said...

@ TBL
It's from a croquis weekend I was at last year ;)

Katie of Sweden said...

Testing new avatar

Anonymous said...

New ideas for art attack? Your three-tier post suggests a possible one, dress Jake up. (You know the one, picture of a person split into three sections and you can change his shirt/blouse and trousers/skirt in various combinations).