Tuesday, August 01, 2006

WHY HAVE WE NOT NOTICED THIS BEFORE NOW?

Bad Agents!

Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal blogs! Or at least she used to: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-foner/. Now I don't consider myself too qualified to get into a debate about American politics, especially at this time in the morning, (although at this point I'd like to point out I have an 'A' Level in Politics and also a GCSE in Textiles Technology), but I have to say, I think Naomi may sway even more to the left than ProphecyGirl! Would it be so wrong for me to suggest that they might enjoy getting together to beat Dubya with sticks? Would it?

In other non-Jake-related news britpopbaby is injured. britpopbaby's father who shall only be referred to as 'The Big T' spent last night ripping up floorboards on the corridor that leads to britpopbaby's room (it's in the East wing). The Big T then apparently got distracted by some other chore and neglected to replace aforementioned floorboards with even a temporary solution. So at 7am this morning when britpopbaby was awoken by the world's loudest binmen she dozily wandered out of her room (in search of the maid) and stepped RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING FLOOR. There is now a britpopbaby foot shaped hole in the dining room ceiling. Thank god I missed the chandelier. I've had my Tetnus shot so I shouldn't die or anything but, like, my ankle really hurts.

37 comments:

cina said...

Ouch.

Anna said...

Well, there's something you don't expect at 7 in the morning... Poor bpb! Hope your ankle gets better soon!

Kendra said...

Fix that ankle soon, baby!

zoo said...

Darling!

I emailed you about something that MAY cheer you up (or may leave you cold, who knows).

What does the T stand for? ;-)

cina said...

Seems Mrs Foner-Gyllenhaal hasn't posted anything since January, but perhaps she's just taking some time off...

And that "ouch" in my previous post goes for us agents as well, for being bad ones that is. LOL To my defense I must say that all that spandex action lately, and poppa's upcoming Q&A has had me all destracted.... *spanks herself* Bad Agent, Cina! Bad agent! ;-)

On a good note britpop - that hurt ankle of yours allows you to stay on your back all day, demanding to be fed with chocolate by your father who put you throuh this ordeal in the first place! And - remember to have him hold your foot in a high position. That's very important!

Kendra said...

if your ankle is very inflamed, I'd recommend you to use ice or a gel ice bag and if it's too painful, taking a Dolo-Nervobion or similar:)

Elle said...

The obvious answer to prevent any such future ankle disasters it to immediately and forevermore cease and desist from such insane acts as arising from your bed at 7 in the morning! Just ring the bell for the maid next time, bpb!! And in sympathy, double ouch!!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone actually read her blog? It's shocking!

"Our children are trying to tell us something. And we're not listening. So they wage guerrilla war. Shooting at each other and at us. In schools. On freeways. Copying our violence."

Where are the paps when this is going on? Somehow I think Maggie's the troublemaker here. I can understand that Jake might shoot back at Maggie in self-defense, but I don't think he'd start a fight with gunfire. Those guerilla wars, though, they have Maggie's fingerprints all over them.

Nothing Really Matters said...

LOL. Did you call for some sexy firemen to help you out!

britpopbaby said...

Honestly, it's not as bad as it sounds. We live in a v old house and everything is coming apart anyway - think the Weasleys house in HP. I think it is twisted at worst.

BTW, regarding Namoi's articles, did she coin the phrase the governator or is that something that floats around CA?

penny lane said...

FYI, Naomi's Huffington Post blog was mentioned a while ago by joycedavenport on the JW Forum. And it has also been mentioned in the Eyelashes thread over on DC's forum.
His mother definitely has a mind of her own and you will either hate or love her politics. She seems to be one gutsy woman and I'd say 'Go Girl!...

zoo said...

anon 3:32: hahahaha, very good. God, I hope you're not one of our trolls.

smurfette said...

haha. i don't think 3:32 is a troll-- the humor/wittiness is just in line with this blog :).

speaking of the other gyllenhaals and their talents, i was looking for audiobooks for a roadtrip, and did y'all know there is an audiobook for sylvia plath's the bell jar narrated by maggie gyllenhaal?! you can find it on amazon if interested, i just got one :).

britpopbaby said...

^God, I wish I'd known that a few months back! Thanks for the info, smurfette.

Prophecy Girl said...

Would it be so wrong for me to suggest that they might enjoy getting together to beat Dubya with sticks?

No, in fact that might be the best day of my life. That's what I call mother/daughter bonding! Get my actual mother involved, too, and it's possible we could revolutionize American politics! Or not.

But ouch! Dude, aren't Tetnus shots notoriously painful? I hope you've got large quantites of ice to get you through the day.

Prophecy Girl said...

Oh, and no, I don't think Naomi coined "govenator." It's been floating around for a while. Great word though, huh? :)

britpopbaby said...

I love that word. I enjoy contractions more than just about anything else.

OT but in related "Hollywood celebrities - WTF?" news: Mel Gibson - WTF?

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ You mean in general? 'Cause I have nothing in the way of insight there. I think he used to be normal...

Anonymous said...

"The 'Lethal Weapon' star was pulled over in Malibu for speeding on the Pacific Coast Highway in the early hours of Friday (28.07.06) and launched into a drunken tirade during which he allegedly made anti-Semitic comments."

He later aplogized and has apparently entered a rehab program citing a lifelong battle with the disease of alcoholism ...

http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowbizNews.asp?Code=XS13511N&headline=mel_gibson_goes_into_rehab

moonbeams said...

Poor BPB!!!!! Hope that this doesn't cause serious estrangement btwn you and Lord of Manor! Was anyone IN the dining room when you chunked a hole thru the ceiling?
At that hour, perhaps the maid laying out breakfast things?
Running On Empty resonated with me.I even have Foner books in my library (Eric.) I will happily assist PG, Naomi and anyone else who'd like to take up sticks!

Prophecy Girl said...

Thanks anonymous! How the hell did I miss that? Ew. I'm not buying the whole "let's blame the bigotry on alcohol" defense. Also, moonbeams, consider yourself recruited! We can form our own little "Coalition of the Willing." ;)

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britpopbaby said...

^Good for you!!

moonbeams, some plaster fell on the butler but he's used to it.

PG, how did you miss Mad Mel?

Simon Agent 002 said...

Oh maybe the hole should be preserved...as a reminder of carelessness or of the baby steps of Brit from her room? which?
I wouldn't let Dad live this one down so easy!

~DKBB~ said...

40 lashes with a wet noodle for "The Big T." And I hope your ankle is better.

JoyceDavenport said...

Ahem- Agent Davenport would like to point out that she posted on the board about Naomi's Huffington Post blog ages ago. You just weren't paying attention. It's in 'The Haal of Gyllenhaal'.

Britpop-have you thought about suing pops -Britpop pops not Gyllendaddy- for personal injury? I'm serious- your home insurance might cover it. Hope the ankle is feeling better- a few quid might help. (Please excuse me- did I mention I won a case today?)

cina said...
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cina said...

Congratulations Agent Davenport!
:-D

phoebe said...

"The 'Lethal Weapon' star was pulled over in Malibu for speeding on the Pacific Coast Highway in the early hours of Friday (28.07.06) and launched into a drunken tirade during which he allegedly made anti-Semitic comments."

I read that in the paper this morning, and it's just sickening. I do NOT like that Mel..

Hope your ankle feels better, bpb!

britpopbaby said...

Ahem- Agent Davenport would like to point out that she posted on the board about Naomi's Huffington Post blog ages ago. You just weren't paying attention. It's in 'The Haal of Gyllenhaal'.

Thinking back - I think I do remember although I'm not sure why I ignored it - maybe some exciting pics of Jake in lycra showed up and pushed it from my mind. I apologise Joyce.

Congrats on your case too, joyce. What was it? murder? fraud? restraining order?

I'm afraid I won't be suing my father. He's the type that would set up more household booby-traps in revenge.

JoyceDavenport said...

^^^What was it? Murder? fraud? restraining order?

Nah- nothing so glamourous- unfair dismissal- gave up hanging around jail cells a few years ago.Technicaly speaking it's the insurance company who are on the line not your dad- OK I'm giving up on this now in case he reads this...

smurfette said...

no problem, britpop. i'll let you know how it is once i get it and listen to it :)

Smurfeyshmoo said...

I actually read some of her posts just yesterday! The one about the soldier's mother who wasn't allowed in the Gold Star Mothers or whatever it's called because she wasn't a US citizen made me angry. Her son died, you old bats.

The Bearded Lady said...

Joyce , I did notice and used the link you kindly provided there to her postings. Thanks!

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