Monday, August 21, 2006

THE SUNDAY PROJECT WITH PROPHECY GIRL (AGAIN)!

Ahoy, I am back! I feel the need to announce my presence whenever I pop up so you'll know it's me (even I have a hard time telling brits and me apart). I realize that we're all still reeling from the tattoo news (holy mother of God!) but I ask that we all regress for just a moment...

(Hint: The post is best enjoyed if read aloud in your best Cher-from-Clueless voice.)

Oh, Jake Watchers. Oh, dear sweet Jake Watchers. Last time I did the Sunday Project, I learned some very disturbing things, like that Jake has totally been with, like, every girl in our whole school...except for me! At first, I was way hurt by this. But then I thought, "Prophecy, what the hell? You are, like, so awesome. What you need to do is learn everything you possibly can about Jake and then he'll like you!" Duh! Intelligence is, like, totally my number one asset!

So this is what I'm going to do. Here I've got Part 1 in a never-ending series I like to call:

JAKE'S TONGUE AND THE DIFFERENT WAYS IT STICKS OUT

Oh my Gaw, this is, like, way important because you can learn so much about a guy through his tongue! (Or at least that's what it said in Cosmo.) So I'm starting to go through all my pics and figuring out the different ways Jake speaks to us through his tongue. Awesome! And sometimes I'll throw in bonus "Other Mouth Features" but only if they're, like, way important, like the Lower-Lip Bite thing this time around.

Part Uno:

See? Now I'll be able to know what he's thinking when I see any of these 5 tongues and/or 1 lower lip bite! Isn't Jake just going to love me?! I am sooooo girlfriend material! ;)

48 comments:

PLAINJANE said...

Thank you PG! I needed that to help me with the tattoo shock!

Muffin said...

tongue or teeth, I just like the direction you're going....

cina said...

Holy mother of God, that is almost too much hotness at the same time to handle, PG!

Katie said...

I'm just in a complete state of shock at the moment - Jake with the arms of Robbie Williams/David Beckham.... AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

Please may it be untrue... OR
Please may it wash off.... OR
Please may it be discreet/stylish/sexy...... OR
May it say Katie in elegant Gothic lettering.....

oh Jakey....

Anonymous said...

Apparently it's a great long fucker from his inner elbow down to his wrist.That coupled with Robbie-esque style writing will just about kill me!

Jake,you madman.Your mum and big sis should have had a word with you.Groan,rant,yes i know i can't stop.Can't stop thinking about the travesty i am going to witness when we next see him.

Sorry,this is tongue thread.Very nice.Don't get it pierced!

only1annabel said...

Oh I do love it when he sticks his tongue out...very cheeky! I reckon he does it for us as he knows it gets us hot under the collar!!

I'm not liking the extra info on his tatoo but I guess I'll wait til we see it to pass judgement but my fingers are crossed its discreet or infact an untrue rumour!

Agnes said...

Yes it is in fact good to have this to follow. Next time we know what it is he's trying to say to us, thank you PG!

Kendra said...

His tongue is wet and naughty, but I'm more a fan of lower lip bite, it reminds me of my first highschool boyfriend, sometimes I miss him.

britpopbaby said...

How like many times do we have to go over this shit, prophecygirl? He will NEVER be yours!

Anna said...

The ever present tongue... How can a tongue have so many personalities? It's hot, it's sweet, it's tempting... Perhaps it should have a name of it's own? ;-)

Smurfeyshmoo said...

omg. The "I'm really concentrating on what you're saying but my phone is so tiny I can't actually hear you" tongue is my favorite. Not only because of you're hilarious description, PG, but also the bed-head he's rocking in the picture.

(And he totally got the cupcake-anticipating face in home ec the other day. I'll put the picture on myspace, okay?)

Prophecy Girl said...

Awesome Smurfy. We have so much fun eating cupcakes together! I know he rocks that lower lip bit all the time.

And shut up, brits! You don't even know! Our connection is like waaaay deep. Once he realizes how much I adore him, we're gonna like get married. And I'm so not inviting you to our wedding!

Anonymous said...

Your mum and big sis should have had a word with you

Maybe they were among those that told him to go for it if that's what he wanted.

Anonymous said...

And maybe they weren't.He could of just gone off and done it which is his business but they might have said think about the permanance of a tattoo and he might of thought twice.Sometimes we all do things on the spur of the moment and regret them later.I hope it's just temporary one.But we shall have to wait and see.

cina said...

Jake is a grown man fully capable of making his own decisions.

Anonymous said...

To Anon 12:40, well as Cina said, he's a fully grown man capable of making his own decisions and I definitely think he's intelligent enough to realize that tattoos are indeed permanent. He doesn't need his mom and his sister pointing that out to him. For all we know, he's been thinking about it for awhile now. Maybe he's even talked to people like Heath who have multiple ones. Hell didn't someone say Maggie had one? For all we know his mom has one too.

The Bearded Lady said...

Cina
Come on, we know you like this tatoo!
I'll remind you of these words when he gets his tongue pierced... then i'll say who encourged this?
lol

Anonymous said...

anon 12.52 these are just opnions no need to get shirty about it.I am well aware he is a MAN! But it doesn't mean i have to like or agree with everything he does.Boring world it would be if we all thoguht the same!

Anonymous said...

Mother's can be influential.(If she knew about it beforehand).But it's done now,so nothing we can do except weep over the beautiful scarred body.Sob...

cina said...

TBL - Oh, Jake's tongue pierced..! Don't do this to me please! It's the hottest thing kissing somebody with a pierced tongue, so Jake, by all means - GO AHEAD! LOL ;-)

Anonymous said...

A pierced ear i would like to see,but not the tongue.Or the eyebrow.Please not the eyebrow.

Anonymous said...

No i would not like a pierced eye brow on Jake either.I also don't like tattoos.Still, will have to wait and see if it and see if it's real or one of them temp ones.Sounds real from all the stories on Cullens site.

Anyway,back to the tongue.I need to forget about tats for now. PG,nice tongue pics.Yum.

The Bearded Lady said...

OH CINA NOOOOOO!!!

I have to reline now, this has all been too much for my rapidly aging system to bear!....
I need a stiff drink!

**Sob** **Sob**

Sarah Gyllenhaal said...

Tattoos? Wait, what, did I miss something? I've read every post (not including comments) and I don't remember anything about a tattoo incident. Help?

Anonymous said...

Well you couldn't have read them all.There has been enough tattoo talk to sink a battle ship.lol

cina said...

OH CINA NOOOOOO!!!

I have to reline now, this has all been too much for my rapidly aging system to bear!....
I need a stiff drink!

**Sob** **Sob**


I'm so sorry to disappoint you darling! You go have that drink, and lie down with a wet towel on your forhead while sipping it. That'll make you feel better! I wouldn't want to you to have a heart attack dear... *hug*

The Bearded Lady said...

Thanks Dear,
I'll try...
**sniff** **sniff**

Anonymous said...

Mother's can be influential.(If she knew about it beforehand). But it's done now,so nothing we can do except weep over the beautiful scarred body. Sob...

It's not scarred...only if he decides to remove it then there will most likely be some scarring. ;P

Mothers can be influential...but of course not all mothers are against tattoos and his may very well have been for it (if she knew).

Anonymous said...

Yes,will be scarred if he tries to remove it later on.Look at Angelina's probs with hers.

It's defaced his beautiful arm.I hate them.You either love em or hate em.

mpom said...

mpom said...
Ah yes Jakes tongue. I have most of his movies and one of my passtimes/obsessions is trying to figure out in which of his on film kisses he slipped in the most T. Just watched Day After Tomorrow and I see a bit of T backlit by the fire. Nice.

Not any T to be seen in BBM though. Maybe with Anne Hathawy? I'll have to take another closer look. "Damn" I guess I'll have to watch it again.

pgcatz said...

Watch Brokeback again. I saw lots of Jake's tongue. The divorce reunion comes to mind. I fell in love with Jake's tongue in Bbm.

mpom said...

Yes I do remember this sighting. Not exactly within the peramiters of a kiss though was it?

Anonymous said...

"Mother's can be influential."

Yes, when you are like 12 years old. He has said that his parents have no say or no influence on his choice of film roles, I am sure it is the same for a tattoo, but I am surprised he went through with it because he does not seem to be the type. He seems so straight and narrow, clean cut, and wholesome. It will be weird to see.

Anonymous said...

No,not just when you are 12 years old,at any age,unless you are the rebellious type!

Anonymous said...

You either love em or hate em.

Not so. There are plenty of people who are indifferent towards tattoos...or think they're fine on other people but would never get them on themselves.

Yes I do remember this sighting. Not exactly within the peramiters of a kiss though was it?

Hmm, it's hard to tell but I seem to remember a tiny bit of tongue in the second tent scene (not the first kiss in there...that was just spit probably from the inside of their lips) but rather the part where Jake is lying down on top of Heath.

Anonymous said...

I have brothers and sisters in their forties and fifties with families of their own,but they still take notice of our mothers advice.I don't think age comes into it.

Maybe Jake did ask his family what they thought,we will never know?

Personally,i'm another tattoo hater.But it's his bod he's ruined. I am surprised he's done it more from an actors point of view.I would have thought it would be limiting to get some film roles now.Make-up is not that good and this sounds like a whopper of a tattoo if what i have read is true.

Sigh...

Anonymous said...

I think you either like them or you don't as well.Fuck indifference!

Anonymous said...

because he does not seem to be the type. He seems so straight and narrow, clean cut, and wholesome

I think that may be some of the problem. People seem to be continuing to think in terms of stereotypes. There are many people who have tattoos who are also clean cut and "wholesome". On that same hand, I wouldn't say I've ever viewed Jake as straight and narrow (and no that's not meant to be a gay joke). I just mean he's always seemed very open minded, liberal, free spirited, energetic, etc. None of which I would think of in terms of straight and narrow.

Anonymous said...

I think you either like them or you don't as well.Fuck indifference!

Okay well as the person who said that there are people who are indifferent towards them OR who like them but not for themselves, I can vouch for people who are indeed that way. So you can say that you yourself either like them or you don't but you can't possibly say that indifference towards them doesn't exist.

Anonymous said...

Well he might be narrow as well now.Lots of comments on other threads are from folks saying he looks really thin.These are the ones that went to MV.So now we have skinny,tattooed Jake.Great!

Anonymous said...

But it's his bod he's ruined.

While I doubt Jake spends his time surfing the net and reading these posts, I do find it unfortunate when people are so judgemental towards what someone chooses to do to their body. Out of the people I know who have tattoos, only 2 have regretted theirs. One because they don't like what they got but the other isn't because they don't like it but rather because people were so negative towards it (including his boyfriend and his dad) that he ended up feeling stupid for it. I think it sucks that other people can make you feel bad about your body and in my opinion this is just another example of it. Whether he did in fact get a real one or not, I don't think it's a great way to react.

Anonymous said...

I honestly don't like tattoos full stop on anyone,not just Jake.I think they ruin a persons body and they are for life not just for christmas.

Anonymous said...

Well as you just said you doubt he reads these blogs,then he won't feel bad will he.

Anonymous said...

People are gonna react anon 10.24am.It's human nature.

It will soon be yeserdays news in any case.

Anonymous said...

Not sure how Jake being a smoker (since we're not 100% positive he's quit or not) fits in with him supposedly being all clean and wholesome either.

Anonymous said...

Well as you just said you doubt he reads these blogs,then he won't feel bad will he.

No he doubtfully will (though I hope other people wouldn't decide to give him a hard time either if it is in fact real). But there are plenty of people who no doubt do have tattoos at this board including myself. While I don't need people to accept my tattoo, I'd hate to think that other people who are more sensitive and easily hurt would come to this board excited to read about Jake and instead start hearing about how their tattoo makes their body ugly, ruined, scarred, etc.

Katie said...

I think what we all need to accept is that we are in SHOCK - and this is true regardless of whether we like tattoos or not or whether we have tattoos or not. If you go to the trouble and pain of putting a bloody big tattoo on your arm I think you'd be a bit disappointed if nobody commented on it - they're a statement and, if it's the length of your forearm, it's a bold statement. We are bound to react and isn't it great how it's made Gyllenhaalism BUZZ!!

I just don't want Jake to look like Robbie Williams/David Beckham..... Maybe it's something original?

Becky said...

Jake with a tat - hmmm....hotness factor!