Don't know what to say. OMFG maybe ;)
Me happy.*thud* crumples on floor. So sweet.
I wish I could do photoshop. That's very well done.
They'd be so cute together and this chemistry between them... But at least they are good friends, that's something. ;)Those are really great.
*must not speculate* *must not*...dayum!Its a lot harder than i thought, awesome photoshop!
Viva Le Photoshop!
Wow, that is well done! Especially the first one.
Now we are back on track :D
I'm going to speculate that they're a beautiful couple and I'm very happy for them. It's a shame Michelle has been sidelined but meh, what can a girl do when The Sex comes along?
I am going to speculate that someone will be screaming hypocrite soon.ps: I i heart this blog, and irony in print is beautiful.
Pretty much the best photoshop job I have ever seen....
ps: I i heart this blog, and irony in print is beautiful. Ain't it just?
Happy, happy, oohhh the speculation!! I adore photoshop and this blog!!
These are the finest examples of photoshop that I've ever seen. ". . . what can a girl do when The Sex comes along?"Lose consciousness would probably be the first thing.
I'm with you Ivy. I say it again OMFG; Lose consciousness check and good photoshop check !!
LOL! This is very good photoshop work, but as someone on the Eyelash thread pointed out: no way is that Jake's right arm!!! ;-)
TEDDY OMG LMAO!!You are brilliant!!! Definately should be working for a top magazine!
I spy with my little eye something begening with L
Aw man, I thought that was real.
La Lohan? WHERE?oh wait.. love, nevermind :P;)
Woah, it seems like Kirsten has put some weight on, lol
Ok again I'm jealous of one of these people in the photo . But I won't say which!Crumpling into a green eyed monster, TBL
ps: I i heart this blog, and irony in print is beautiful. well said, anon—i particularly like that your line reminds me of a maggie quote from a new yorker interview. i love that part of article, where she chides jake a bit after his little joke, by saying, “there’s no irony in print”. it's prolly one of my favorite articles on the gyllenhaal siblings, not because it's particularly flattering, but it seems like such an honest portrayal of their big sis-lil bro relationship and banter. they’re cute and funny and smart and witty, and seem not to take themselves too seriously. hey, britpop, i was waiting for u to comment on a post about daniel craig (future bond) winning the esquire best dressed list, and jake getting #4! cuz i wanted to discuss that a little. so do we know who decides on these things anyway? i mean, my admiration for jake comes from a lot of things, but certainly not his fashion choices (except when the goofiness endears me to him more, or reminds me that he’s capable of making anything look good). maybe they’re just focusing on awards season/public functions where he’s obviously had a stylist’s help and is always flawless? hmm...and i have to say, these photoshopped pics are among the best i’ve seen! soo cute, too!
This. Is. Hilarious. LOL
photoshopped? I don't know if I should be relieved or disapponted?Don't do that to old people with weak hearts....give'm a warning first!
I wasn't even going to come back to check the blog until tomorrow after seeing BPB was taking a well deserved breather. But OMFG is right! I about fell out of my seat when I saw this. Way to lighten up all the serious post that were giving all us a headache :) (Atticus joining myspace aside), as always BPB you're the best.
you are the best, my dear!
FOUND IT! this reminds me of this:http://defamer.com/hollywood/jake-gyllenhaal/the-photoshop-return-of-dr-gyllenhaals-mr-hyde-162205.php but of course, had teddybeareyes made these in time for this best week ever photo contest, he/she would've won, hands down!see more here: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/03/21/bwe-photoshop-contest-drunk-jakey-g-the-winner/
These pics made me drool so much over my keyboard that it ain't workin' right no more!Hell,my mouse is in a lake too!Damn you gorgeous boys and photoshop!Damn you!
*OMG*How can this be photoshop? It looks so damn real!!
Absolutely the very best photoshop!!!! They look so sweet together!!!Now THAT's serious chemistry!!!!!! two such beauties...awwww it makes my heart ache to look at them. Oh well.
It must be love, love, love.
I know I've commented on these pics already, but this is so freaking hot I can't take it. My mind is running amok.
omg thats hot holy shit i love those pics!!!!!!!! thanks bpb for making my day brighter
Ha ha thats so funny but also rather cute! Bless them!
i commented before i read everyone eles comments and i didnt know they were photoshoped! hahahahha
thanks bpb for brighten up the day here at jake watch!! good job
I just about near lost my shit when I saw that. Dear God!
I'm still staring at them with a big smile on my face however many hours later..:P
I'm new here. How old is everyone.I'm 14.
Yes just imagine the squee that erupted over these in the slash community. I never tire of looking at these.
Also irony has a name... and a killer bod. It goes by BritPop, Baby!
smurfette said: "hey, britpop, i was waiting for u to comment on a post about daniel craig (future bond) winning the esquire best dressed list, and jake getting #4! cuz i wanted to discuss that a little. so do we know who decides on these things anyway? i mean, my admiration for jake comes from a lot of things, but certainly not his fashion choices (except when the goofiness endears me to him more, or reminds me that he’s capable of making anything look good). maybe they’re just focusing on awards season/public functions where he’s obviously had a stylist’s help and is always flawless? hmm..."We know it's what's inside that counts. . . . ;-)
Can someone tell me how to get quoted material in italics?
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omg it cant be photoshop seriously how did you did this?
Wow, I had never really been that turned on by Jake and Heath... (I mean, not gonna lie, the scenes in BBM were hot and all) but these pics, though photoshopped definitely gave me butterlies. Really hot. =)
Thank you. Now we've returned to our regularly scheduled fun. (I'm so imperceptive about photoshop that I can't tell it's not real unless it's so obvious that a child would see it.)
Now that is talent. And I thought our chameleon with Peter's head pasted on it was good.... ;)
I'd love to know how she did it too, it's so flawless. Does anyone have the original pics?
Jake's Girl said... I'm new here. How old is everyone.I'm 14.64.(Thanks for explaining the italics, Agnes!)
I had just taken a bite of an egg roll as I was scolling down to see what had happened in JW land today and I almost swallowed it whole. OMG! I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Then I laughed, laughed, laughed. It was like a fantasy come true. Just the other day I commented that all men pale in comparison to Jake except for Heath. And now they were together again right before my eyes. Even if the photos aren't real, they are the hottest pictures I've ever seen. Thanks so much for making my day!
jakes girl im 21
Jake's Girl: I'm 31.
I'm 27. :) Howdy.
Oh...and photos like these make the world a (way) better place. Yay Photoshop!
Sad that some nobody gets best dressed. What has he been in besides the pre-mature campaign to push him as the next Bond. Barf. Pierce had a lotta good years left in 'em too! should have at least been 2 after John Legend at number 1.
HOLY F! that is effin good work. I just about dropped in my shorts. Dam.
f***! make me fall in love with jake all over again...
I knew it - it was Heath all along... umhmm- I wish!
I'm new here. How old is everyone.I'm 14Hello and welcome! I'm 24.
*Faints with joy!* Saw these stunning pix over on LJ a couple of days ago and fainted with joy then too ... so what a treat to see them again here on JAKEWATCH, my favourite place in the cyberworld!! Happy, happy me!
Viewing these pics before going to bed kind of makes you think about the dream you'll have..and I was SO excited! BUT. As usual,something has to go wrong and spoil Jake&Heath paradise,doesn't it!A f***** fly! Don't know where that came from,all I know is that she was buzzing around me the moment I was falling asleep!And just when those beautiful pics were showing in my mind, that fly was showing herself near my ears!!I ran,I tried to hunt her down,but she's soo little and my eyes were too soo little at 3 am that I had to give up. My wet dream was a failure because of a fly!I need gin right now. And a fly killer.
There is a whole thread dedicated to Heath/Jake manips over at IHJ. I didn't want to spend too long in there in case I lost all sense of reality.And I'm 22, irony is my middle name and my ass is tight.
oh i wonder what jake would say if he saw this!!! omfg!!!
And I'm 22, irony is my middle name and my ass is tight. As my teens are wont to say .. Waaaay too much information!! Just kidding, I live and die by knowing the status of your ass, brits :-)
That thread makes you want to watch BBM over and over again,which bad for mental sanity!I love it!:)By the way,I'm 19.
They are so real they freaked me out! Well... if only, if only. We do have right to fantasize, right?
My eyesight or brain or sumthin' is failing 'cause I looked at that pic and saw Jake and Bono- WTF? Also I had no idea it was photoshopped - with you on the warnings for us more mature(49 years old) readers TBL. Whoever he was looking at in that pic was lucky to be on the receiving end . He injects so much love and admiration into looking at people. It's great to see someone with such enthusiasm for life.
joycedavenportwell said!only a heart of gold gets to recognize its kind. jake's got that pretty pretty soul... that echos in all of us..
OMFG!I don't know what to say!!!!! I was a little sad after the many comments on the JW vs WFT thing, but now I am all happy again! Thanx bpb, you're a genious!
This is GOOD STUFF! Esp. for me...prefer him with men. Gosh!
this caused me to rush home and watch Brokeback again. Oh my.Also wondering if TeddybearEyes could do some photoshop magic and get me in that pic with Jake...okay, and Heath, too. ;-)
WHOA....The tears came to my eyes first, then I just kept smiling. Thanks Britpop, I'm not sure what to say. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
OH.MY.FRICKIN.GOD!! I don't give a damn that they're photoshopped. They're the hottest pics I have Ever.Seen. EVER!!I cannot stop looking at them...*whimpers and faints*(I'm 26, btw..)
I'm intellectually fascinated by something. Forget for the moment that this blog is mainly about writing, creativity and community, and not really about Jake at all (acc to BPB's statement of intent ages ago). Then consider the fact that as self-confessed Jake Watchers, we come here to drool over him, talk about him and claim him as our own (remember the Valley Girl fight on PG's watch last Sunday?)So how come the sight of him photoshopped with Heath makes us collectively melt into puddles of delight? I've been a bit divided in my loyalties - I take my obsession with Jake/Heath over to the DC thread and LJ RPS ... never dreaming that here on JW there would be so many who seem to share it. I kinda thought that most of us here would prefer to see Jake with (say) one of us gals, not with (say) Heath, as he is pictured here. And this question is NOT, repeat NOT about Jake's preferences, it about us Jake Watchers preferences, before anyone gets the wrong end of the stick ...Am I just being dense and out of touch? Just very curious ...
I have no idea why the vision of Jake with Heath is such a turn on for me other than the two of them were so magnificent in BBM with such incredible chemistry the film would not have had the major impact if either of them had been substituted with another actor. And the combination of their masculinity and sensitivity totally compliments the other......Oh, yeah and they're smokin hot!!!!
I know exactly why I like seeing Jake with Heath, even though by the force of my own natural impulses, I'm most fond of imagining Jake with women. Well, actually, with one particular woman [*Cough*cough* me]. Because seeing Jake & Heath united & laughing & in love gives me the happy, conventional ending "Brokeback Mountain" did not provide. I would not cheapen the emotional force of that masterpiece of a story by changing the ending in any way. But it's a tragedy. And on some level, I think everyone who loved the movie has to cope with that. And it's heartening to imagine that, in "real life," things turned out differently.I suspect that also impels a lot of the fantasizing about Jake with other men. And maybe why some seized upon a male love interest for Jake in "real life" so eagerly. We all want things to turn out better for him than they did in the movie.
What a load of crap.
I think i kind of agree, niceanonymous. BBM really was heartbreaking. I know I've enjoyed some of the well written slash about Jack and Ennis because it sort of changes the outcome. My favorite, right now is Montana Crow's Journal. It's a masterpiece!
Anonymous 7:18, for me, the tragic ending of "Brokeback Mountain" was also, in part, what left me unhappy when the Academy Awards ceremony ended earlier this year. (Aside from the Academy's homophobia & cowardice.) On some level, I believed that, if only the movie won the most important awards, if only Jake & Heath were recognized for their fine work, then the tragedy depicted by the story wouldn't have been in vain. Like, damn it, those characters suffered so much, they deserved ... something ... like a Golden Guy statuette ... to make it up to them. That's not rational, but that's how I felt.Stupid Academy. The BAFTAs got it right.
I would like to see some photoshopped pics of Jaustin. Pleaze?
it was like a fantasy came true, some inner wounds healed, some thirst quenched, or some desires satisfied, when i first saw these two pics and thought they were real. one of the reasons for my undescribable feelings (after my retrospective analysis) is that: I WAS SOOO GLAD THAT JAKE WAS SOOO WELL LOVED AND CHERISHED, as in the pics he's obviously the protected side. and in a way, i believe a man can show his vulneralbility (let's face it, they are vulnerable beings like women, if not more) better with a male lover, as a man is expected to play the strong and protective role in a heterosexual relationship and therefore can less express freely his weaknesses. my joyous satisfaction came from deeps of my heart.. but then soon it's flattened.. sigh. cheated again by my wishful thinking. but i PRAY that someday someone would love jake the way it should be, since i can't do it myself.. sigh.
This is photoshop'ed?! *scrapes jaw off the ground!* OMFG! I actually thought that it was real! That's how good it is!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA...You said it, anon 6:58, LOL! Because seeing Jake & Heath united & laughing & in love gives me the happy, conventional ending "Brokeback Mountain" did not provideNice anon, spot on!
I just now read the BBM story for the first time (wow is all I can say) ... I wish I would have had these pictures up in the background the whole time ... ! Photoshop ? Really ? Amazing!
those arent fakes those are friggan real
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