Thursday, August 10, 2006

OMFG!


These (most awesome) pics belong to TeddybearEyes.

95 comments:

Agnes said...

Don't know what to say. OMFG maybe ;)

wtbgirl said...

Me happy.

*thud* crumples on floor. So sweet.

Twinkle Toes said...

I wish I could do photoshop. That's very well done.

Anonymous said...

They'd be so cute together and this chemistry between them... But at least they are good friends, that's something. ;)
Those are really great.

kokodee said...

*must not speculate* *must not*...dayum!

Its a lot harder than i thought, awesome photoshop!

wtbgirl said...

Viva Le Photoshop!

Anonymous said...

photoshop rules!

Anonymous said...

Wow, that is well done! Especially the first one.

Agnes said...

Now we are back on track :D

britpopbaby said...

I'm going to speculate that they're a beautiful couple and I'm very happy for them. It's a shame Michelle has been sidelined but meh, what can a girl do when The Sex comes along?

Anonymous said...

I am going to speculate that someone will be screaming hypocrite soon.
ps: I i heart this blog, and irony in print is beautiful.

Muffin said...

Pretty much the best photoshop job I have ever seen....

britpopbaby said...

ps: I i heart this blog, and irony in print is beautiful.

Ain't it just?

heddaparsons said...

Happy, happy, oohhh the speculation!! I adore photoshop and this blog!!

Ivy said...

These are the finest examples of photoshop that I've ever seen.

". . . what can a girl do when The Sex comes along?"

Lose consciousness would probably be the first thing.

Agnes said...

I'm with you Ivy. I say it again OMFG; Lose consciousness check and good photoshop check !!

Anna said...

LOL! This is very good photoshop work, but as someone on the Eyelash thread pointed out: no way is that Jake's right arm!!! ;-)

Amerika Bound said...

TEDDY OMG LMAO!!

You are brilliant!!! Definately should be working for a top magazine!

Nothing Really Matters said...

I spy with my little eye something begening with L

Anonymous said...

Aw man, I thought that was real.

Amerika Bound said...

La Lohan? WHERE?

oh wait.. love, nevermind :P

;)

Kendra said...

Woah, it seems like Kirsten has put some weight on, lol

The Bearded Lady said...

Ok again I'm jealous of one of these people in the photo . But I won't say which!

Crumpling into a green eyed monster, TBL

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smurfette said...

ps: I i heart this blog, and irony in print is beautiful.

well said, anon—i particularly like that your line reminds me of a maggie quote from a new yorker interview. i love that part of article, where she chides jake a bit after his little joke, by saying, “there’s no irony in print”. it's prolly one of my favorite articles on the gyllenhaal siblings, not because it's particularly flattering, but it seems like such an honest portrayal of their big sis-lil bro relationship and banter. they’re cute and funny and smart and witty, and seem not to take themselves too seriously.

hey, britpop, i was waiting for u to comment on a post about daniel craig (future bond) winning the esquire best dressed list, and jake getting #4! cuz i wanted to discuss that a little. so do we know who decides on these things anyway? i mean, my admiration for jake comes from a lot of things, but certainly not his fashion choices (except when the goofiness endears me to him more, or reminds me that he’s capable of making anything look good). maybe they’re just focusing on awards season/public functions where he’s obviously had a stylist’s help and is always flawless? hmm...

and i have to say, these photoshopped pics are among the best i’ve seen! soo cute, too!

wontingwitch said...

This. Is. Hilarious. LOL

The Bearded Lady said...

photoshopped?
I don't know if I should be relieved or disapponted?
Don't do that to old people with weak hearts....give'm a warning first!

starrynight said...

I wasn't even going to come back to check the blog until tomorrow after seeing BPB was taking a well deserved breather. But OMFG is right! I about fell out of my seat when I saw this. Way to lighten up all the serious post that were giving all us a headache :) (Atticus joining myspace aside), as always BPB you're the best.

blackhatnbeard said...

you are the best, my dear!

smurfette said...

FOUND IT! this reminds me of this:

http://defamer.com/hollywood/jake-gyllenhaal/the-photoshop-return-of-dr-gyllenhaals-mr-hyde-162205.php

but of course, had teddybeareyes made these in time for this best week ever photo contest, he/she would've won, hands down!

see more here: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/03/21/bwe-photoshop-contest-drunk-jakey-g-the-winner/

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mrs_dalloway said...

These pics made me drool so much over my keyboard that it ain't workin' right no more!Hell,my mouse is in a lake too!Damn you gorgeous boys and photoshop!Damn you!

Anonymous said...

*OMG*

How can this be photoshop? It looks so damn real!!

moonbeams said...

Absolutely the very best photoshop!!!! They look so sweet together!!!Now THAT's serious chemistry!!!!!! two such beauties...awwww it makes my heart ache to look at them. Oh well.

Nothing Really Matters said...

It must be love, love, love.

wtbgirl said...

I know I've commented on these pics already, but this is so freaking hot I can't take it. My mind is running amok.

The Bearded Lady said...

lol

msdonniedarko said...

omg thats hot holy shit i love those pics!!!!!!!! thanks bpb for making my day brighter

only1annabel said...

Ha ha thats so funny but also rather cute! Bless them!

msdonniedarko said...

i commented before i read everyone eles comments and i didnt know they were photoshoped! hahahahha

msdonniedarko said...

thanks bpb for brighten up the day here at jake watch!! good job

Girl Friday said...

I just about near lost my shit when I saw that. Dear God!

Amerika Bound said...

I'm still staring at them with a big smile on my face however many hours later..

:P

Jake's Girl said...

I'm new here. How old is everyone.I'm 14.

SquallCloud said...

Yes just imagine the squee that erupted over these in the slash community. I never tire of looking at these.

SquallCloud said...

Also irony has a name... and a killer bod. It goes by BritPop, Baby!

dottieb said...

smurfette said: "hey, britpop, i was waiting for u to comment on a post about daniel craig (future bond) winning the esquire best dressed list, and jake getting #4! cuz i wanted to discuss that a little. so do we know who decides on these things anyway? i mean, my admiration for jake comes from a lot of things, but certainly not his fashion choices (except when the goofiness endears me to him more, or reminds me that he’s capable of making anything look good). maybe they’re just focusing on awards season/public functions where he’s obviously had a stylist’s help and is always flawless? hmm..."

We know it's what's inside that counts. . . . ;-)

dottieb said...

Can someone tell me how to get quoted material in italics?

Agnes said...

[i]write something here [/i]

But use <> insead of []

Anonymous said...

omg it cant be photoshop seriously how did you did this?

Anonymous said...

Wow, I had never really been that turned on by Jake and Heath... (I mean, not gonna lie, the scenes in BBM were hot and all) but these pics, though photoshopped definitely gave me butterlies. Really hot. =)

nice anonymous said...

Thank you. Now we've returned to our regularly scheduled fun. (I'm so imperceptive about photoshop that I can't tell it's not real unless it's so obvious that a child would see it.)

The Sarsgaals said...

Now that is talent. And I thought our chameleon with Peter's head pasted on it was good.... ;)

Anonymous said...

I'd love to know how she did it too, it's so flawless. Does anyone have the original pics?

dottieb said...

Jake's Girl said...
I'm new here. How old is everyone.I'm 14.

64.

(Thanks for explaining the italics, Agnes!)

dani said...

I had just taken a bite of an egg roll as I was scolling down to see what had happened in JW land today and I almost swallowed it whole. OMG! I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Then I laughed, laughed, laughed. It was like a fantasy come true. Just the other day I commented that all men pale in comparison to Jake except for Heath. And now they were together again right before my eyes. Even if the photos aren't real, they are the hottest pictures I've ever seen. Thanks so much for making my day!

msdonniedarko said...

jakes girl im 21

Kendra said...

Jake's Girl: I'm 31.

gin said...

I'm 27. :) Howdy.

gin said...

Oh...and photos like these make the world a (way) better place. Yay Photoshop!

SquallCloud said...

I'm 30

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

SquallCloud said...

Sad that some nobody gets best dressed. What has he been in besides the pre-mature campaign to push him as the next Bond. Barf. Pierce had a lotta good years left in 'em too! should have at least been 2 after John Legend at number 1.

Anonymous said...

HOLY F! that is effin good work. I just about dropped in my shorts. Dam.

reitina said...

f***! make me fall in love with jake all over again...

Anonymous said...

I knew it - it was Heath all along... umhmm- I wish!

kokodee said...

I'm new here. How old is everyone.I'm 14

Hello and welcome! I'm 24.

Elle said...

*Faints with joy!*

Saw these stunning pix over on LJ a couple of days ago and fainted with joy then too ... so what a treat to see them again here on JAKEWATCH, my favourite place in the cyberworld!!

Happy, happy me!

mrs_dalloway said...

Viewing these pics before going to bed kind of makes you think about the dream you'll have..and I was SO excited! BUT. As usual,something has to go wrong and spoil Jake&Heath paradise,doesn't it!A f***** fly! Don't know where that came from,all I know is that she was buzzing around me the moment I was falling asleep!And just when those beautiful pics were showing in my mind, that fly was showing herself near my ears!!I ran,I tried to hunt her down,but she's soo little and my eyes were too soo little at 3 am that I had to give up. My wet dream was a failure because of a fly!
I need gin right now. And a fly killer.

britpopbaby said...

There is a whole thread dedicated to Heath/Jake manips over at IHJ. I didn't want to spend too long in there in case I lost all sense of reality.

And I'm 22, irony is my middle name and my ass is tight.

reitina said...

oh i wonder what jake would say if he saw this!!! omfg!!!

Elle said...

And I'm 22, irony is my middle name and my ass is tight.

As my teens are wont to say .. Waaaay too much information!!

Just kidding, I live and die by knowing the status of your ass, brits :-)

mrs_dalloway said...

That thread makes you want to watch BBM over and over again,which bad for mental sanity!I love it!:)

By the way,I'm 19.

winterbird said...

They are so real they freaked me out! Well... if only, if only. We do have right to fantasize, right?

JoyceDavenport said...

My eyesight or brain or sumthin' is failing 'cause I looked at that pic and saw Jake and Bono- WTF? Also I had no idea it was photoshopped - with you on the warnings for us more mature(49 years old) readers TBL.

Whoever he was looking at in that pic was lucky to be on the receiving end . He injects so much love and admiration into looking at people. It's great to see someone with such enthusiasm for life.

reitina said...

joycedavenport
well said!

only a heart of gold gets to recognize its kind. jake's got that pretty pretty soul... that echos in all of us..

Katie of Sweden said...

O
M
F
G
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I don't know what to say!!!!! I was a little sad after the many comments on the JW vs WFT thing, but now I am all happy again! Thanx bpb, you're a genious!

Katie of Sweden said...

This is GOOD STUFF! Esp. for me...prefer him with men. Gosh!

Anonymous said...

this caused me to rush home and watch Brokeback again. Oh my.

Also wondering if TeddybearEyes could do some photoshop magic and get me in that pic with Jake...okay, and Heath, too. ;-)

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Seaweed said...

WHOA....

The tears came to my eyes first, then I just kept smiling. Thanks Britpop, I'm not sure what to say.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

phoebe said...

OH.MY.FRICKIN.GOD!! I don't give a damn that they're photoshopped. They're the hottest pics I have Ever.Seen. EVER!!

I cannot stop looking at them...

*whimpers and faints*

(I'm 26, btw..)

Elle said...

I'm intellectually fascinated by something.

Forget for the moment that this blog is mainly about writing, creativity and community, and not really about Jake at all (acc to BPB's statement of intent ages ago).

Then consider the fact that as self-confessed Jake Watchers, we come here to drool over him, talk about him and claim him as our own (remember the Valley Girl fight on PG's watch last Sunday?)

So how come the sight of him photoshopped with Heath makes us collectively melt into puddles of delight? I've been a bit divided in my loyalties - I take my obsession with Jake/Heath over to the DC thread and LJ RPS ... never dreaming that here on JW there would be so many who seem to share it. I kinda thought that most of us here would prefer to see Jake with (say) one of us gals, not with (say) Heath, as he is pictured here.

And this question is NOT, repeat NOT about Jake's preferences, it about us Jake Watchers preferences, before anyone gets the wrong end of the stick ...

Am I just being dense and out of touch?

Just very curious ...

dani said...

I have no idea why the vision of Jake with Heath is such a turn on for me other than the two of them were so magnificent in BBM with such incredible chemistry the film would not have had the major impact if either of them had been substituted with another actor. And the combination of their masculinity and sensitivity totally compliments the other......Oh, yeah and they're smokin hot!!!!

nice anonymous said...

I know exactly why I like seeing Jake with Heath, even though by the force of my own natural impulses, I'm most fond of imagining Jake with women. Well, actually, with one particular woman [*Cough*cough* me]. Because seeing Jake & Heath united & laughing & in love gives me the happy, conventional ending "Brokeback Mountain" did not provide. I would not cheapen the emotional force of that masterpiece of a story by changing the ending in any way. But it's a tragedy. And on some level, I think everyone who loved the movie has to cope with that. And it's heartening to imagine that, in "real life," things turned out differently.

I suspect that also impels a lot of the fantasizing about Jake with other men. And maybe why some seized upon a male love interest for Jake in "real life" so eagerly. We all want things to turn out better for him than they did in the movie.

Anonymous said...

What a load of crap.

Anonymous said...

I think i kind of agree, niceanonymous. BBM really was heartbreaking. I know I've enjoyed some of the well written slash about Jack and Ennis because it sort of changes the outcome. My favorite, right now is Montana Crow's Journal. It's a masterpiece!

nice anonymous said...

Anonymous 7:18, for me, the tragic ending of "Brokeback Mountain" was also, in part, what left me unhappy when the Academy Awards ceremony ended earlier this year. (Aside from the Academy's homophobia & cowardice.) On some level, I believed that, if only the movie won the most important awards, if only Jake & Heath were recognized for their fine work, then the tragedy depicted by the story wouldn't have been in vain. Like, damn it, those characters suffered so much, they deserved ... something ... like a Golden Guy statuette ... to make it up to them. That's not rational, but that's how I felt.

Stupid Academy. The BAFTAs got it right.

Anonymous said...

I would like to see some photoshopped pics of Jaustin. Pleaze?

reitina said...

it was like a fantasy came true, some inner wounds healed, some thirst quenched, or some desires satisfied, when i first saw these two pics and thought they were real.

one of the reasons for my undescribable feelings (after my retrospective analysis) is that: I WAS SOOO GLAD THAT JAKE WAS SOOO WELL LOVED AND CHERISHED, as in the pics he's obviously the protected side. and in a way, i believe a man can show his vulneralbility (let's face it, they are vulnerable beings like women, if not more) better with a male lover, as a man is expected to play the strong and protective role in a heterosexual relationship and therefore can less express freely his weaknesses.

my joyous satisfaction came from deeps of my heart.. but then soon it's flattened.. sigh. cheated again by my wishful thinking.

but i PRAY that someday someone would love jake the way it should be, since i can't do it myself.. sigh.

Love Love ♥ said...

fuck.

Kady said...

This is photoshop'ed?!

*scrapes jaw off the ground!*

OMFG! I actually thought that it was real! That's how good it is!!

beskyddaren said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA...

You said it, anon 6:58, LOL!

Because seeing Jake & Heath united & laughing & in love gives me the happy, conventional ending "Brokeback Mountain" did not provide

Nice anon, spot on!

perfectscore_goldstar said...

I just now read the BBM story for the first time (wow is all I can say) ... I wish I would have had these pictures up in the background the whole time ... !

Photoshop ? Really ? Amazing!

Anonymous said...

those arent fakes those are friggan real