Right, fuck it. If we can be with him, lets just BE him. You asked for it Gyllenhaal - we're cloning you, one piece of lycra at a time!
Aren't these attractive?
socks! Armstrong, it's like you know. Unfortunately none of them are knee height which I though might be imperative to the gentleman cyclist?
Jake must have special access to a stash of low-key Livestrong gear because I can't find anything he is actually wearing. Maybe Lance has a deal trafficking the A-Lister gear out of his garage.
All a bit pricey after splashing out on your Jake Watch T Shirt? Don't worry! There's a SALE on.
For more on Livestrong, visit the site HERE. I would like to say I live strong but I live kind of lazily and apathetically...