Saturday, August 19, 2006

MORE FROM...DRESSING LIKE JAKE

Right, fuck it. If we can be with him, lets just BE him. You asked for it Gyllenhaal - we're cloning you, one piece of lycra at a time!

Aren't these attractive?
Look, if you want GyllenThighs you're going to have to take up cycling. Simple as. And everyone knows you can't possibly take up a new sport without buying all the gear first and you get to help out charidee at the same time. Everyone's a winner, baby! And oh, sweet lord, there is a WHOLE page for socks! Armstrong, it's like you know. Unfortunately none of them are knee height which I though might be imperative to the gentleman cyclist?

Jake must have special access to a stash of low-key Livestrong gear because I can't find anything he is actually wearing. Maybe Lance has a deal trafficking the A-Lister gear out of his garage.

All a bit pricey after splashing out on your Jake Watch T Shirt? Don't worry! There's a SALE on.

For more on Livestrong, visit the site HERE. I would like to say I live strong but I live kind of lazily and apathetically...

21 comments:

pgcatz said...

Good Morning BritPopBaby, it is early morning in mid USA. Is Livestrong Lance Armstrong's line of clothing? Jake is so much cuter than those other cyclers.

The Bearded Lady said...

Have they ever considered making something in a more Victorian mode?
Perhaps with a skirt?

LisaSmile said...

Something about Live...str...livestr...

Sorry - I couldn't even get past the first picture. I went straight back to remembering the whoop of excitement I let out seeing that particular shot of Jake in full gear, presenting himself like that, leaning back against his bike, on that blessed, blessed day he decided to trade his black spandex shorts for grey ones.

*gulps*

Kill me, sweetheart, why don't you?

Agnes said...

Sorry but I stick to the Jake watch t-shirt... Jake can pull off this outfit I don't :)

amerita said...

Call me sad, but Jake's recent dive into the world of cycling did motivate me to pick up my bike and I started biking on a regular basis, and in full gear too! I am afraid I will avoid the Livestrong outfit because there is NO way I'll EVER look anything remotely as spectacular as The Sex (and that's not just because I am a woman). Need to report that on my almost daily outings where I happen to come across countless very fit bikers in full gear, NONE looks anything like Jake. Thinking about it, he would stand out in any Tour, Giro, La Vuelta crowd I can think of....

razvanzlavog said...

First of all, congratulations to Jack for inspiring us in wearing such outfit and practicing such sport! (...whatever...) Bpb, you have forgotten one step, just BE him and than...what? practicing Narcicissm? or perhaps taking some lessons of increasing self-love and self respect... or worse... masturbate?
If you give me that "pants" i'll lok just like the old me wearing that pants... :(. I think the t-shirt remains a better solution! uf ;)

perfectscore_goldstar said...

I could stare at that picture for hours. I have stared at that picture for hours.

I am so sad.

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ No, you are merely human. ;)

THERE'S A WHOLE PAGE OF SOCKS?! Best day EVER!!

gargoyle said...

http://niketown.nike.com/
niketown/catalog/pdp.jsp?product
Id=107603&origin=ecatalog&es=
cyclingFA06_1&_requestid=2141489

I hope the above URL works, but Jake is in fact wearing women's cycling shorts.

I totally blame Lance and McMatty for this..

Anonymous said...

Have they ever considered making something in a more Victorian mode?
Perhaps with a skirt?


Skirt? Go on, be brave, wear sexy bloomers instead. Or wicked pantaloons, or luscious drawers.

Prophecy Girl said...

Gargoyle, no...surely not! I'm not a connoisseur of biking shorts, but wouldn't that, er, padding be part of the shorts? It seems like an unecessary addition to women's apparel. Either that, or he just looks damned good in women's clothes. ;)

Marie said...

I'm with you, perfectscore. I could gaze upon that image for hours. His body is just perfection in that picture. And he seems totally unaware of it. Which makes him even hotter.

Also, it reminds me a little bit of the Jack-Twist-leaning-against-the-truck moments from BBM. Another drool-worthy image.

The Bearded Lady said...

Gargoyle,
I think you're right and somehow Lance is responsible for this.
But Lancey-poo the last laugh is on you!
For Jake is far more handsome than you could ever dream of being...regardless of whatever he is wearing.

Lance why don't you put some effort into helping humanity by looking into Nike's Asian sweatshops?
Or is that not in your contract?

Anonymous said...

gargoyle said...
http://niketown.nike.com/
niketown/catalog/pdp.jsp?product
Id=107603&origin=ecatalog&es=
cyclingFA06_1&_requestid=2141489

I hope the above URL works, but Jake is in fact wearing women's cycling shorts.


What a marketing trick to get gazillions of women to buy these ... Plus "Women's 4-way stretch molded pro chamois promises great cushioning and helps eliminate chafing."

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