Saturday, August 12, 2006

BLANTANT STALKING, ERM, 7?

Aaaaah, what do we have here? Lady, I can imagine how this went down:
"Excuse me, young man. Could you just help me load my shopping into the car. I'm afraid my back isn't what it used to be"
"Sure, nice, elderly, non-threatening lady, I'll help you for I am mighty and strong like lion."
"Aww, thank you, deary. It's shame there aren't more nice, young, rippling, hot men like you out there."
"Unfortunately, The Gyllenhaal is a rare breed. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Of course, dear. If you could just get those bags right in there...yes...right to the back of the trunk...don't be afraid to bend over and get right in there...."
"Er, are you touching me?"
YOU SICKEN ME! Will you people stop taking advantage of Jake's good nature! What? So now Jake can't even do his hot and sexy shopping where he buys his hot and sexy food in his hot and sexy clothes without risking a groping from some passing pensioner!! Will everyone please stop trying to cop a feel of the goods!

32 comments:

kokodee said...

Lol!
back. away. from. my. man., eh, grandma death?

Anna said...

ROFLMAO!!

Yes, it's awful the way those senior citizens can't keep their hands to themselves. If I ever bumped into Jake on a parking lot I would never... Er.. I would...

What was a saying? Never mind...

br33n said...

Y'know, that looks EXACTLY like my next door neigbour.

God only knows what she's doing in LA.

Anonymous said...

With this set of photos can you update the bingo card? If Grandma is unauthorized she gets a mark. Also, his bike (or at least the wheel) is in the trunk. We're filling up the "i" column quite nicely!

Muffin said...

betcha she's wearing a JW babydoll under than conservative blouse....

Agnes said...

LOL!!!!!

Simon Agent 002 said...

He's personable and he returns his shopping cart.
What more could anyone ask for in a fellow shopper?

P.S.
Brit did agent Gladys report back yet? I see she made contact here.

nice anonymous said...

She just got her hair done, you can tell by the immaculate trim on that longish bob. She's a retired teacher, living on benefits from TIAA-CREF, telling him how much she enjoyed "Brokeback Mountain" and confessing that she writes slash fiction all the time, now that she doesn't have to deal with students running clever Google searches on her screen names anymore. "In the last piece I finished, I just put you in a three-way ---" she's saying, which really amuses Jake.

JoyceDavenport said...

Elderly lady: Young man does your Mom know you drive in flipflops?

Simon Agent 002 said...

Joyce are clogs safer? I have to confess tho, it's against the law, I have driven barefoot.
But not as a habit. they do make nice men's driving slippers...

Smurfeyshmoo said...

LMAO! "For I am mighty and strong like a lion..." I think I would pay big money to hear those words come out of Jake's mouth.

only1annabel said...

Hey easy on the sarcasm thats my Grandma!! I'll have you know she got me his number and an autograph...she's also invited him over for afternoon tea ain't she a sweetheart!

Simon Agent 002 said...

^^your gonna tell us how it goes? will ya. LOL

Anonymous said...

so, on the bingo front:

benz and unauthorised female???

lilly

Simon Agent 002 said...

Ir grandma qualifies as unauthorised female...can't a strange dog in a pen be random animal?
I mean unauthorised female should have some element of threat to everyones affections? ...Grandma is nice but not naughty!

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Simon Agent 002 said...

Ir = If ....sorry

Nothing Really Matters said...

I had a rich old man tell me how helpful I was yesterday and how he was told to get rid of some of his money. At this point I told help I was he’s long lost grandson!

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ Dude, it could go towards our plan!! Also, grandma, what the hell? Proof that you're never too old to whore yourself out to the Gyllenhaal, I guess.

dani said...

Go Granny! I may not be as old as Grandma yet but I plan on being a whore to the Gyllenhaal when I am as long as he holds up on his end and stays good lookin'.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Yes PG that money will be very helpful; I’ll wait for the cheque to come in the mail! Dude why can’t I ever type properly???

Simon Agent 002 said...

I dont know nrm? do you re-read it before you post slowly? I have the same problem but I fight with spell check and even still I screw up.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Yes Simon, I should read before I hit send! I'm really crap at doing that! It sounds okay in my head, but when it comes out!

Simon Agent 002 said...

I know what your talking about! exactly

cina said...

You know, I'm not so sure that's a stalker really... I'm thinking it's agent The Bearded Lady out on a mission. Now obviously, she has shaved.

Tell me TBL, have you been out and about? ;-)

The Bearded Lady said...

Hello Cina dear,
No that's not me she's a young thing.
Can't be over 80,but then again you know LA,maybe she's had many face lifts..so perhaps we are closer in age then I think.

Matt said...

Is that a Bristol Farms? Does anybody know which one it is? Beverly Hills, Hollywood or Westwood? I would LOVE to "run into" Jake there while buying my San Pellegrino.

dani said...

The pics posted on IHJ said it was West Hollywood I was also thinking I might get a little thirsty the next time I'm drivig through West Hollywood. And I can always pick up a few other items that I need.......

britpopbaby said...

Sorry, I've been neglecting the bingo. I'll read over my Bingo Handbook and see if she counts as unathourised female.

Anonymous said...

How about random animal?

Anonymous said...

damn damn damn i laughed so much that i had to turn off my computer to stop thinking of what you wrote :)
why is she doing nothing? why don't we see her trying to do something with him? WHY DON'T WE HAVE MORE PICS FROM HER TRYING TO ENTER HIS CAR AND RUN AWAY WITH HIM?? I would have !!

Anonymous said...

Where did you find it? Interesting read »