Friday, July 14, 2006

SQUEE AS LOUD AS YOU WANT

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Because when all is said and done, it's what we like to do. Baby got back.
I'm not even going to comment on the slightly strange, Richard Simmons-esque lyrca dealy because...oh wait, I just did. Damn.

60 comments:

JoyceDavenport said...

Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*gasps for air*

Now he is just toying with us. Naughty, naughty Jake!

Agnes said...

I can see past the the strange lyrca what you just did call it BPB because he has a bare.....*thud*

see you said...

DAMN SEXY!!

Agnes said...

Oh I didn't SquEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bacause I fainted ;)Jake I'm with Joyce here.

see you said...

Same here...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

pffffff..

phoebe said...

*SQUEEEEEEEEE*

OMFG, I don't even care that he's wearing that not-too-attractive outfit, it's all sooo forgiven. Jake, you're killing me here, you know that?

*drools profusely*

gummybug said...

Nice. Hot. Sexy. But I still don't know if I can forgive the flip-flop socks.

Amerika Bound said...

holy ***k, i got so excited i closed the window :O

damn what u tryna do jake!!!?!?! give a girl a heartattack

JoyceDavenport said...

Gummybug- Jake walks up to you bare chested- looks you in the eye says 'Hi hon, how are you doin'' and winks- did that erase the toe socks? Still wanna hold them against him?

The Bearded Lady said...
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The Bearded Lady said...

Damn! We have no cycling agents near Malibu...all I see in our data base is one agent who owns a 1968 Blue 2Dr. Chevrolet Malibu...
This is pathetic.

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1960-1969/1968-Chevrolet-Malibu-b-fa.jpg

JoyceDavenport said...

Ah, Bearded Lady- that is the Jake Watch undercover chevvy-hovercraft-submersible. Granted not a hella lot of use off track in the Malibu mountains but extremely useful in Scandanavian ffiords. Nothing is what it seems at JW!

Anonymous said...

where did you get this pic? I must see more!!!

The Bearded Lady said...

where did you get this pic? I must see more!!!

Try http://www.seriouswheels.com
look around in that site. ;)

Kendra said...

Jake wears less shirt (better than spandex), maybe next take there is no shirt at all, it's a hot weather and he's an outdoors man.

The Bearded Lady said...

Oh it's like all our spy equipment antiquated! It only gets 13 miles per gallon and is blowing black smoke.....
When it goes under water the windows leak...the rubber seals are 38 years old....but it still photographs well...

nice anonymous said...

Who could possibly look upon that picture of half-naked Jake & remain unmoved? Anyone out there who's not thinking of slowly sliding down that black lycra strap? Who doesn't want to be underneath this young man, hanging onto that muscular back with one's fingers clenched deep into his skin?

[Thinking of all the husbands, boyfriends, slight acquaintances & complete strangers who are going to get VERY LUCKY tonight without ever realizing that it's not really because of their own, very ordinary charms -- rather, it will be because someone visited this blog and became **inflamed** by this picture today & was carrying that mental image around in his/her mind all day long.]

gin said...

Take it off, baby, take it ALL off!

Oh...skin...muscles....beautiful...*dies*

JoyceDavenport said...

^^^^Nice visuals nice anon- by the way isn't it time you had a 'proper' name?

cina said...

Spandex aside - SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Now that's a nice back in my book!!!

*drools profusely and drops to the floor*

nice anonymous said...

Oh, JoyceD., that's **such** a commitment. I'm not sure if I am ready for a real name yet. Certainly, it's way too early for an avatar.

Jake, all is forgiven, because of this bare-backed picture. Even the clog-wearing. Even the white socks with flip-flops.

winterbird said...

OK... I'll try to erase the richard simmons remark (!) and concentrate on Jake's sublime/perfect back... Jake, you do know you're being photographed and innocent men and women like us would see you wearing THIS and baring that BACK... torture. but i'm not complaining.

Prophecy Girl said...

Oh, yes, baby. THAT is what I'm talking about! Take it off, Jake. Take. It. Off.

holly said...

Shirts are highly overrated when one has a back as ripple-y as that.

Anonymous said...

O.M.G.

That is all.

Ivy said...

I don't wish to objectify the talented actor that is Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal, but . . . FRICKIN' HEELLLLLLLL!!! PEEL IT OFF, HOT BUNS!!! THE PERFECT CONTOURS OF YOUR GOD-LIKE BACK JUST AIN'T ENOUGH FOR THIS GIRL!!!

JoyceDavenport said...

Ah 'nice anonymous' you have trouble with commitment. Hmm... perhaps you need a session with my good friend Dr Jocelyn Davenfreud.
She is a fully qualified psycotherapist and studied under- quite literally- the great Scottish shrink RD Laing.I am sure she can help with your problem.

Anonymous said...

where did you get this pic? I must see more!!!

Try http://www.seriouswheels.com
look around in that site. ;)

just want to make sure this is right, its a car website???

~DKBB~ said...

Squeeeeeeeeee! *heavy,happy sigh*

Thank you, I need that. ;)

And now, the mom in me says, "You ARE using sunscreen aren't you, Jake?!"

The Bearded Lady said...

just want to make sure this is right, its a car website???
Yes it is. and there are many car models to look thru. I'd look under "Chevorlet Malibu" at the site.
I found the pic in a google image search on the 1st or 2nd pg.... I searched :
"Chevorlet Malibu"

Anonymous said...

ok, thanks so much!

The Bearded Lady said...

I just mispelled in my last post it's Chevrolet
sorry!

Anonymous said...

I'm stupid, but you found a pic of Jake by searching for a chevrolet malibu?

The Bearded Lady said...

Oh dear!!! no I found a car!
A blue 1968 Chevrolet Malibu.
I thought you saw the picture first and want more views of it!....No Jake there!....sorry.

JoyceDavenport said...

LOL Bearded Lady- why of course anon would be asking about the Chevvy pic and not the semi naked Jake one...

Anonymous said...

I thought I was loosing my mind for a minute. Do you have the link of half nake Jake? thanks....

The Bearded Lady said...

I think Britpopbaby would have that info.
Oh dear, Miss Bearded Lady's attempt at humor has lead people astray.
I'm going to take my pills now and lay down....elevate my feet so the blood runs back to my brain....

Ta Ta dears

The Bearded Lady said...

Ok Miss Bearded Lady feels terrible about her screw up and wants to make amends.
You'll find the series of these pics here:

http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=gyllenhaal&fNewest.x=26&fNewest.y=6

The Bearded Lady said...

That's of Jake!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry for the confusion too, I will be more clear with my requests next time.

The Bearded Lady said...

No it was my dumb mistake...I thought maybe your father owned that model car, and it was bringing back fond memories or something...

abbey said...

lol! no, only fantasies of Jake in that shirt. Or should I say, lack of shirt. Too bad you have to pay 5o lbs to join that pic website though. Thanks again!!

The Bearded Lady said...

Dear Abbey, < (I just wanted to say that)... Yes Abbey, I found the photo agency from the mark across the pic.
But to get a enlargement you need to sign up to their service, which I never did.

britpopbaby said...

I got this from karin who posts at Dave Cullen, btw.

Brandon said...

He's bringing the SEXYBACK. Actually, I'd love to see a porn of Jake and Justin.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry. I really just don't know how much more of this I can take....I mean...I really just don't know...

karin said...

Anonymous said...
where did you get this pic? I must see more!!!
anon- i sent this to britpop after i saw it on i heart jake. you can see blow ups on pages from a couple of days ago on eyelash thread on dave cullen website. there was only one of the pics of his back on i heart jake media.

karin said...

oh how about taking a scissor that that darned in the way strap!!!

abbey said...

Thanks for all the info about the pics. I'm the anon who asked about it, but I never signed in. I will from now on.

dani said...

I don't have anything to say. Still waiting for my heart to start beating again....OK, I'm breathing again. This pic just about did me in. I guess I should be glad Jake wasn't running with Mathew and Lance the other day completely shirtless. Even though they looked fine, Jake would have finished me off for sure to see that magnificent perfection in motion. This view of his amazing back makes up for that. There's a long hot summer ahead. I'm keeping my fingers crossed....

Anonymous said...

unitard?!
haha

Anonymous said...

Screw the unitard. Are you blind to what's inside it?!?

dani said...

A unitard could never look so good without THAT body inside it!

kokodee said...

Ooh unitaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrd.
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smurfeyshmoo said...

It looks like he's wearing a wrestling singlet.

And doesn't that just prompt some more fantasies, huh?

Anonymous said...

^^ yes...as if there could be anymore....lol

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,LORD.Where the hell have I been?
OH,Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

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