Wednesday, July 26, 2006

THE SAD, CRUEL WORLD OF INTERNET POLLING

Thanks to some efficient troop deployment from the comments section of the last post, MSN's sadly misguided "Hollywood Hotties" poll is securely in the hands of the Gyllenhaal after a neck-in-neck race with a certain Mr. Depp. I know this was a particularly difficult assignment for many of you...for me, personally, while I would never, ever, under any circumstances, say or do anything, in any way, that would compromise my undying devotion to Jake, if, for whatever reason, everyone on Earth was about to die a slow and horrible death and the only chance of comfort came from fleeting companionship from those in the immediate area and Jake wasn't around but Johnny was...there's a 50/50 chance I wouldn't deny him. And we'll leave it at that.

In other news, basically there isn't any. Clearly Jake did not read the last post and I'm disappointed but blaming his oversight on jet lag. In the meantime, I guess we can look backwards, to the village in France where Lance sometimes entertains American movie stars. I think I mentioned before that I was jealous, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to stick by that statement.

So, we're all hot. We're tired. No matter where on Earth you sit as you read this, your weather is miserable. Mother Nature hates us. Jake ignores us. We need a pick-me-up. Hmmm, what is something that we would universally agree always gives us a happy, no matter how many times we see it, no matter how hot it is outside, no matter how much life sucks...



And because what good is a bunch of Jake pictures if don't have one that's a little awkward:

*big dreamy sigh* Now what was I saying?

45 comments:

cina said...

PG darling - you just made my night!! :-D

Wet Jake - mmmmm.........

Agnes said...

Jake at the beach and all wet ;D Yes PG what did you say?

Nothing Really Matters said...

I really wanna go to the beach now PG

nice anonymous said...

Those, ah, well-filled light blue shorts. On the last day of my vacation. One final Jakean image burning permanently into my retinas, before I return to the office tomorrow & a big pile of waiting assignments.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

(Jake, I'm not surprised that a man in your, er, burdened condition would have difficulty concentrating on hefting that surfboard.)

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh, very nice!

Would like to see a rear-view camera angle on that third photo. . . .

Linna said...

I'm sorry PG, did you say something? ;)

phoebe said...

*SIGH*

He's just so damn beautiful.

gin said...

Thank you for those pics. They made my crankiness-inducing workday. :)

Prophecy Girl said...

I know, I was just feeling kind of blah today and figured a little blue trunk action could cheer me up. It seems to be a cure-all remedy for all my complaints! :)

cina said...

Those surfing pics - especially the wet ones, and the famous blue shorts pic (you know what I'm talking about! lol) - are God's gift to the Gyllenhaalics of the world. Such a sight to behold!

And, I might add, a wet Jake is a very lickable Jake. God help me, but that's a fact. But on the other hand, isn't he always lickable?

Yep.

Smurfeyshmoo said...

Jake surfing, dripping wet, the fabled blue board shorts...wait, what? Bad mood? What is that?

Anna said...

...And he's so cute in those awkward shots...

Kendra said...

This sea-blue Jake *sigh*: He's my illness and my medicine at the same time. I'm a good swimmer, but for Jake Mr. Lifeguard I'd fake my drowning;D

only1annabel said...

I love those pics of him in the blue board shorts! It was in Heat magazine as torso of the week some months ago and I kept the picture (in handy poster size) on my wall as a daily reminder of what is good, true and beautiful in the world!! It makes the day a little brighter!
Swoon!!

dottieb said...

Kendra said...
I'm a good swimmer, but for Jake Mr. Lifeguard I'd fake my drowning;D

== And he'd pee on you and you'd never shower again. . . .

Kendra said...

And he'd pee on you and you'd never shower again. . .
Don't give me ideas, dottieb, I need a shower so badly after having sweated profusely all day long!

SquallCloud said...

Oh Kendra you are so poetic. You're illness and your medicine. I fee the same way.

Kendra said...

Thanks, squallcloud, your usename is also pretty poetic;)

Anonymous said...

What a hunk.I can see his willy in the walking one.Nice!

SquallCloud said...

His willy has been been the topic of much discussion and maginification over at Eyelashes. Got so bad the mods demanded everyone stop posting cropped crotch shots. (Everyone say that 5 times fast!)

I think he's decently hung too... which just makes me all the way happy to my toes.

kendra You'll be tripping over yourself to take back your credit when you find out that my name is a mash-up of Squall Leonheart and Cloud Strife, characters from the whildly addictive Final Fantasy RPG video game series.

Yes I am a dork. I'm a cool one like Jakey, so no other celeb will do for me.

jla said...

God love ya PG!! Life does suck at times but thanks for putting things in perspective!! I'm off to have sweet dreams as soon as I clean the drool from my keyboard!!

Kendra said...

...the mods demanded everyone stop posting cropped crotch shots. (Everyone say that 5 times fast!) Funny,lol.

kendra You'll be tripping over yourself to take back your credit when you find out that my name is a mash-up of Squall Leonheart and Cloud Strife, characters from the whildly addictive Final Fantasy RPG video game series.

Ok, it's a prosaic world we live in, but despite my natural resistance to PlayStation, both Squall and Cloud are cuties ;)

SquallCloud said...

hee hee!

Jake should do a video game voice!

Kendra said...

In that case you can bet I'd be fan number one of video games!

gin said...

No matter how many times I see it, no matter how long I stare at it, I can never, ever get over the infamous Blue Swimming Trunk Penis Shot. It's so beautiful. It makes me unduly happy every time. And Jake with that sly smile b/c he knows he's gotta roll that sucker up just to fit it in his shorts. ;)

cina said...

I've always wondered how Jakey poo feels about that infamous picture... ;-)

My feelings about it hardly need an explanation. :-D

JakesJules said...

I dont often comment. but i read all of your guys witty Jake loving comments whenever there is a new post, but this post requires a remark. i am in Sydney Australia where it it a pleasant and comfortable 18 degrees (hate me yet)? Whenever i try to convince myself that my obsession with Jake is a passing fad PG manages to remind me of the reasons for my existance. I think Jake is (as has been pointed out prevously) PROOF of there being a GOD for he is the picture of perfection. I watched Jarhead for the first time the other night (give me a break i JUST found him) and he is awesome.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Welcome JakesJules.

cina said...

^^ Yes, welcome! And congratulations on finding the finest and most beautiful actor on God's earth! :-)

mrs_dalloway said...

Certainly a gift to us from God. Otherwise I just can't explain it.

Welcome Jakesjules! To get to know Jake better AND, in consequence, to love him even more, watch his interviews, the appearances on TV shows..that's how I got obsessed..and of course, these surfing pictures. But be aware..after you see all that, there's no turning back! ;)

DanishCupcake said...

Off topic: I think we have a case for the sock-watchers, that desperately needs some attention: http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=803&pos=5 . What kind ARE those socks? They look so strange... (and yet - who is notising really, when they are attatched to the rest of HIM *slurp*)

cina said...

So true mrsdalloway. There's no turning back!

jakesjules - if you're not aware of it already - go to iheartjake.com and the fanzone section. There you'll find LOADS of video clips of Jake in interviews and on talkshows. You are destined to fall even deeper in love with him after watching those, just like mrsdalloway said. And, of course, catch up on all the wonderful films he's made!

cina said...

@danishcupcake: He's barefoot in flip-flops... or have you linked to the wrong picture??

Anonymous said...

Jake needs to have a public health warning attached to his person(maybe it should be a T shirt)

*Warning -once addicted to the Gyllengod there is no cure*

Does anyone remember how it got so bad (or should that be good - is it an illness or a remedy?) so fast and so completely?

JoyceDavenport said...

Hey blogger made me 'anonymous'- (serves me right for teasing nice anonymous)^^^ was me (Joyce- in case it does it again).

cina said...

Does anyone remember how it got so bad (or should that be good - is it an illness or a remedy?) so fast and so completely?

I totally remember. I had had a cush on him since Donnie Darko and The Good Girl, but when I saw Proof last year I was knocked off my feet. He had become this incredibly gorgeous MAN all of a sudden and there was nothing I could do. I fell head over heels. And - believe it or not - I really do think he is an amazing actor, and he has a wonderful personality. It's not just the looks. It's the whole package really.

zoo said...

Ah lovely lovely lovely... That first picture is giving me palps...

JoyceDavenport said...

Latest news- apparently Jake is back in LA hopefully pics soon!
He was supposedly biking with Matthew yesterday.

smurfette said...

how do u find out these things, joyce?

this is OT... but just saw this pic of prince harry on ohnotheydidnt: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7832750.html. whoa... of course it made me think of the blue shorts... =P

JoyceDavenport said...

^^^IHJ have got pics in 'eye candy'

Katie of Sweden said...

Heeee
PG's been posting the blue-short-pic while bpb is away
Heeeeeee

PG's like...starting off with hogh standards..and then see where it all goes... :) (no I like it!). I think she kind of saved it by the poppa poet thing though ;)

nice anonymous said...

Is Jake a "grower" or a "show-er," I wonder?

Or both ;-D

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