Sunday, July 02, 2006

JAKE SECRET - BRITPOPBABY HAS NOW LOST COUNT, SORRY.


Sorry, I've completely forgotten where I was up to with Jake Secrets. I think I now only have one left waiting. If yours hasn't been posted yet then please email me. I lost my pattern when I transferred from my Uni laptop to my home PC.

I'm still taking submissions if people want to make more. The details should be in the sidebar somewhere.

Also, I'm going open a new blog to host all the Jake Secrets - a gallery, maybe with some jingly music? No? But, because a lot of the secrets have been made using the same images phrophecygirl, me, wonderful Jen from desiringhayden.net and a few others are going to give some of them a 'makeover'. If you have a huge objection to your secret being hosted in this gallery or being tampered with in any way then please email me ASAP.

64 comments:

~DKBB~ said...
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~DKBB~ said...

Love today's secrets!

This is off-topic, but ties in with earlier discussions of whether or not Jake & Heath are really friends. Check out eddie's post in the HLC forum today:
Jake & Heath Siting

cina said...

YAY they're back!

That pic of Jake from Jarhead - GAAHHGGAAA!!

cina said...

AWWW that sighting makes me all warm and fuzzy inside!! *squeeee* I wish there were some pictures too, I'd really like to see them.
Thanks for posting dkbb! :-)

Prophecy Girl said...

~dkbb~ that made my day!! I love thinking of the two of them as best buds. The person who saw them is the LUCKIEST EVER! Nice (dirty) secrets. Especially that second one. Damn!

cina said...

Taken from the IHJ board:

WOW----Hollywood Farmer's Market. Very crowded. Today around 10:30. JAKE, HEATH, MICHELLE, MATHILDA, AND A VERY PRETTY BLONDE I could kick myself because I didnt have a camera!! They looked like great friends. Very low key. Jake was in the usual...t-shirt, cargo shorts, flips flops (very sexy), and yes the Blinde sunglasses were back!. Heath was in full beard and long hair ( gettin' ready to play Dillon, I guess!)--had on shorts, a t-shirt, and Aussie boots. Michelle lookin' really sweet and summery--Mathilda is beautiful and looked very happy to be with mommy, daddy, and uncle Jakey!! Didnt recognize the blonde woman who was with them, but she seemed to be very much with Jake--they were kidding back and forth. At one point he handed her some money and said " This doesn't grow on trees, ya know!" with a wink and a big laugh. He seemed so warm and loving. The comraderie with Heath was obvious too and very warm, whispering back and forth. We were in the same area with them for about ten minutes--no paparazzi was seen but ya never know--maybe a pic will show up in a couple of days. They just seemed to all be so bonded and friendly and easy together. IT WAS GREAT--I MEAN GREAT TO SEE JAKE AND HEATH AND MICHELLE TOGETHER--obviously they are close and really friends, not just Hollywood balony. Wow---I'm still reeling.....

Now it's our mission as Jake Watch agents to find out who that blond, unidentified woman is! Is she a stalker in disguise that we need to deal with? Is she a possible threat to our man? We need to work on this agents!!

Katie of Sweden said...

YAAAAY, loved the second one.. Can't stop laughing!!!! LOL

Katie of Sweden said...

Regarding the sighting. Thanks Eddie!

And this blond girl...rings a bell..but I can't place her. Haven't we heard about some blonde recently. Gretchen perhaps ;) No but seriously..

Well, fellow agents, it's time for us to start some work now. Something is going on...

Katie of Sweden said...

..and thanks cina for posting the entire text. I apprieciate that! Tack!

cina said...

@katie: Vassego´! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I think this girl is THE GIRL. The only thing we can do is to calm down and prepare ourselves for what comes with THE GIRL

Katie of Sweden said...

I too think she is THE GIRL... Can someone calm me down??! Cause this is SO not fun anymore...

Just kidding :)

We need MORE info.... MORE!!!! NOW

claire said...

why don't you make one big huge motherfucker of a website containing the jake watch blog, the forum, the secrets and anything else you see fit. Its just that I have to visit all these different sites linked with jake watch and i get all confused :-)

gin said...

Why is this girl "the girl"? And who IS "the girl"? Obviously Jake forgot to call and let me know about this, which is highly unusual for him. Whatsup, Jake? You lose the digits?

Katie of Sweden said...

Ok, so the 'eddie sighting' was made at 10:10 am, that is, only 4 hours ago! Great job!! The paps MUST be there. He's been there some other Sunday with his parents too...

www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Oh no, this is going way OT. Sorry..

Katie of Sweden said...
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Katie of Sweden said...

Dont we have any LA based agent who can go there and get pics taken?? They must be having lunch somewhere right NOW!

The Bearded Lady said...

it's 2:23 pm calf time right now

squallcloud said...

That second one made me laugh loudly and open mouthed.

Anonymous said...

I'm gettin seriously distressed. If I chew my lips anymore, they'll bleed! Oops! they are bleeding. OK. (deep breath!) Delighted Heath, Jakey and Michelle were together with Matilda. But this blonde person...was she carrying a snowboard??? If we watch the ESPYS later this month, will this Eddie person be able to remember if he saw one of the "nominees" at the Farmer's Market with Jakey? I read somewhere that Natalie Portman had dyed her hair blonde for a role...Seriously. Curious as to the size and shape of the blonde person. Also whether the blonde person also was scraggily, perhaps with a lot of facial hair...perhaps it was simply the person who nannies for the Ledger group...am going now to ice my lips...I don't want Jakey to be alone! I want him to be happy and loved...BUT...while it is true I MAY have a child just a teensy bit older than Jakey,...I still hoped......

SquallCloud said...

Oh. Dear.

I really don't want to be a petty vengefilled harpy but DAMNIT JAKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAVING YOUSELF FOR ME!!! Damnit. And she's a blonde? How original! Okay fine, fine. My love. *deep protracted trembly sigh* Ours was a forbidden thing. I wish you well. Au revior mon ami...

squallcloud said...

Also one other thing, the "This doesn't grow on trees." is sooooo cute and tounge-in-cheek I can barely stand it. My momma used to say that to me Jakey, but then we lived in a two bedroom apartment in Jersey. *sighs* Oh Jakey, how can you throw away this deep connection we have?

Smurfeyshmoo said...

The secrets were wonderful, as always :)

This blonde chick...I think she needs to be a) identified and b) taken out. Just for good measure.

Anonymous said...

All,

I don't know how to use the message board, so hopefully it is okay for me to post these links here. YOU CAN VOTE THE HOTTEST MOST ATTRACTIVE AT THESE TWO SITES. THE FIRST IS FOR VOTING THROUGH JULY 31st (you can vote every 15 minutes).

Britpopbaby,

Maybe you could post these where all could see? Sorry if these have already been shared....

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/mostattractiveman/month/index.html?presentar=ver&reciente=false

http://www.usmagazine.com/2006/590/hotbodies_poll/standings.php


Lynn

Kendra said...

Remember my Secret Jake Submission, Bpb, or I'll send it you back if you don't find it.

nice anonymous said...

Oooh, a rumor. About time, isn't it? A few weeks have passed since the last one. So I wonder, is this Belle du Jour? I'm sure that if Jake indeed has a pretty blond girlfriend, the papparazzi will eventually take pictures of them together and they will be available all over the place. We just have to wait & watch the usual venues. There are so many rumors swirling around this young man ... and many have failed to be substantiated. Well, I wish him well. Any relationship's got to be a bitch, when you're this famous, and half your fans are bound to detest & slander anyone you choose.

squallcloud said...

Detest, maybe. Slander? Never! What kind of a gal do you think I am? I will wish Jake well in his endeavors to find love in the hands of some Hollywood strumpet ... Oh dear. erm some nice young woman with brians and attractiveness to spare.

blackhatnbeard said...

Hey ladies--it blackhatnbeard aka Eddie, aka walkawayjoe. It was great seeing them. Dont make sucha big thing out of the blonde. They werent doin' it in the street or something!! I'm sorry I let you guys down and didnt have my cellphone cam...Jakey really is beautiful and seems so nice. We got us a good one in him!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Blackhatandnbeard: I enjoyed reading about your encounter over at HLC and IHJ! How wonderful for you and what great news to hear that they are all hanging out together!! And as far as the blonde is concerned, I have the opposite reaction: Jake needs someone, he has been alone for too long!

blackhatnbeard said...

I'm just still really enjoying my experience seeing the boys today. They just seemed so normal and comfortable together. I spend a lot of time watching people and these guys seem like brothers. I loved seeing that. It is even more rewarding to know that not only did their chemistry make BBM a landmark movie, but it lead to a lasting friendship. I cant see why people question such a thing. Here they are post -awards, post all the hype and still making an effort and honoring their friendship and spending time together. I have such admiration for them. But in a way, its just so normal, like Heath said in one of his posts here-- I love'em both.

Anonymous said...

"I have the opposite reaction: Jake needs someone, he has been alone for too long!"

I completely agree. Jealously is a petty emotion, we should want Jake to be happy.

dani said...

Anons 8:07 AND 9:12 You are right about Jake having been alone far too long and jealousy being a petty emotion. I actually wrote something completely negative at first but it didn't post for some reason. I'm glad it didn't because then I had a chance to read what you both said.

I have never been so insanely jealous about a person's life that I don't even know. I am going to try my
best to get over it.

Jake deserves to find a decent woman to share his life with and who will appreciate him. I want happiness for myself so why shouldn't I want it for him?

Anonymous said...

Of course I want Jakey to be happy! And truthfully, when those pics were posted of his lunch with Natalie, I was just SO delighted! Bcz I adore her, too. He's perfection! He's the man of my dreams! He makes me feel 25 again...which I am SO not! It would be silly to assume bcz we don't actually see him pictured with a girl, he's not dating. Of course he's dating. And I'm not at all jealous. ..not...at...all. I just hope he will come here, to us, and get our blessing. High levels of testosterone can cloud a man's judgement. It's a scientific fact. As BPB has so eloquently pointed out, "Somebody has to keep a damned eye on him!"

Anonymous said...

I just thought of something, maybe the blonde is his assistant that we've seen in previous pictures. That would explain the fact that he was giving her money.

Girl Friday said...

That's the same thing I posted about 5 hours before you Anon 12:43AM on iheartjake. It's possible the blonde may have just been his assistant. Then again, you never can tell.

britpopbaby said...

Why was Jake giving her his money? Bitch needs to get her own moolah - have Destiny's Child taught us nothing?

cina said...

It could be his assistant, or it could be this girl perhaps?

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=374

The Bearded Lady said...

There could be 101 reasons he gave her money... Maybe she was making the purchase on his behalf? Try to be happy for him...I haven't noticed him carefree and happy since Kirsten. If he has someone special, I'm glad to know he's happy. Now with that said, I'm retiring to the bathroom and turn all the water faucets on. Please don't distrub me.

zoo said...

I like Claire's idea of one big JakeWatch Central, yes.

I applaud those of you who receive the news of Mystery Blone with nothing but good cheer for Jake.

However, PLEASE do not try to take a moral high ground or make those of us whose stomachs churn at the mere thought feel guilty.

I stick to my guns: the thought of another bird makes me jealous. Especially if that bird is of the perfect Hollywood variety.

Shoot me.

Anonymous said...

Looking at the second pic makes me envy whoever in the makeup department was applying full body makeup that day.

Anonymous said...

Oh,Jacob, my love, I am SO sad. And I shouldn't be, I know, but...I just CAN'T get over the thought of her touching you, stroking your beautiful hair. looking into your amazing eyes, kissing your utterly gorgeous lips, making love... What does the world look like after a night with Jake Gyllenhaal? I will never know. And she will. Or she already has.

phoebe said...

So you go away for the weekend, and look at all the action that's been going on around here! Rite Aid purchases, new shades (I still prefer you without shades altogether, Jake sweetie!), fabulous new secrets (the second one - whew!), discussions about The Girl (WHAT? Who? Why?), and the most exciting thing ever: Jake and Heath together at the Farmer's Market! Thanks for posting dkbb! Oh, I would've given my right arm to be there, so see them hang out!! I get the warmest feeling ever inside, just thinking of those two spending time together, being great and close friends. Actually seeing them would probably be damaging to my health..

The comraderie with Heath was obvious too and very warm, whispering back and forth.[...]They just seemed to all be so bonded and friendly and easy together.

Awwww! My heart is swelling up. I LOVE these guys!

britpopbaby said...

I'll try and make it one huge Jake Watch central - all the main links will be on here.

zoo said...

Phoebe, I'm with you! During the Oprah interview she asked them about acting rivalry and comparisons between them, and Jake answered by stating that their friendship was so real and solid it rose above all that. Heath sort of nodded and grunted in agreement (it was a very Jack'n'Ennis moment).

I get the same warm feeling inside whenever I remember that.

phoebe said...

Phoebe, I'm with you! During the Oprah interview she asked them about acting rivalry and comparisons between them, and Jake answered by stating that their friendship was so real and solid it rose above all that. Heath sort of nodded and grunted in agreement (it was a very Jack'n'Ennis moment).

OMG, zoo, I LOVE that part of that interview!! When Jake says "I'm so proud of him" and looks at Heath.. *swoon* I thought my heart was gonna burst when I first saw it!

And yes, it was such a Jack'n'Ennis moment!! Awwww.

nice anonymous said...

Anon 2:38, yes, I can imagine rubbing the sooty black stuff slowly into the crevices of Jake's abdominal muscles. Sort of like applying tanning lotion. (Speaking of which, on Jake's upper arm, don't those streaks look like fingermarks?) I suppose you'd have to talk to Jake while applying it, to try to make it seem normal and not too intimate -- the way my doctor makes slightly strained, jolly conversation with me when he's giving me a breast exam. ("So? How about those Yankees?")

zoo said...

Phoebs, I had to HUNT high and low for that interview but it was so worth it, wasn't it? I'd forgotten the bit when Jake says he's proud. Bless our darling boys.

Katie of Sweden said...

I think it's great to compile the secrets into a special gallery, of course with a link from JW. I also think that having the forum linked from here is good. Best forum layout I've ever seen, but I have decided to focus on the main site (this!).

phoebe said...

zoo, it was so definitely worth it! I taped it (yes, it's true, I taped The Oprah Show) and I've seen it countless times, epecially that "Jack'n'Ennis moment". It's just the sweetest thing ever. Bless them, indeed.

I suppose you'd have to talk to Jake while applying it, to try to make it seem normal and not too intimate -- the way my doctor makes slightly strained, jolly conversation with me when he's giving me a breast exam. ("So? How about those Yankees?")

nice anonymous - LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I think this girl is THE GIRL. The only thing we can do is to calm down and prepare ourselves for what comes with THE GIRL

I think that's a pretty big assumption to make just based on one sighting. Haven't people been assuming that pretty much all of the girls he's been sighted with lately have been THE GIRL?

Jake needs someone, he has been alone for too long!

I know not everyone agrees with this line of thinking but I don't think that Jake has "been alone" for too long. He's surrounded by friends and family who care about him and he's seemed very happy to me. People don't necessarily need a romantic partner in their lives to feel complete or happy especially not when they have friends and family to keep them from being alone.

nice anonymous said...

A laudable sentiment, Anon. 5:57, and IMHO, absolutely true -- but it's not a view that I've often heard expressed by exceptionally attractive, sexy young guys in their 20s who aren't currently enrolled in a seminary.

Anonymous said...

Agreed 6:53. I also think, and I don't have any info to back it up, just a gut feeling is that Jake is "casually dating" girls that are not in the business, very low-key and out of the line of fire. I would think also that his parents know plenty of nice young girls whose parents are in the business , and well you get the drift. There was an alleged sighting last week of Jake and some blonde at a gym alst weekend in LA. It may have been bogus but after a while you have to wonder.

mrs_dalloway said...

Man,that second Jake secret is hilarious! I love the honesty of these secrets! well there ya go..Jake even manages to make mariadge more satisfying..

That siting is great,Smurfeyshmoo!Seeing the four of them is jackpot,baby!And I think it's great that you respected their privacy..

A little OT, but Yahoo!news is playing with my mind!It was just one news,and the title I've seen first was 'Kirsten and Jake to marry'!WTF?? I almost had a panic attack,really.So I went on that page in absolute desperation, and it seems it was an article from 2005, April. Why on earth did this arrive as news on July 3rd 2006?? Fuckers.

Anonymous said...

mrs_dalloway you and me both.My boyfriend geefully showed it to me and i went ape!But wtf are they doing sending out todays date articles with this kind of headline?It nearly gave me a coronary.

Anonymous said...

I meant GLEEFULLY.Can't even type proper after seing that.My mate had one too as a google alert.Did her head in.

Katie of Sweden said...

@mrs_dalloway> Oh I saw that marry thing too this morning.... that yahoo news feed to his official site is really odd, can't believe the webmaster haven't done anything about it yet..

mrs_dalloway said...

I was actually thinking if there IS any webmaster there..it's like that place is abandoned,really!
'Someone' should get 'her' hands on that site, for a proper presentation! ;)

Anonymous said...

A laudable sentiment, Anon. 5:57, and IMHO, absolutely true -- but it's not a view that I've often heard expressed by exceptionally attractive, sexy young guys in their 20s who aren't currently enrolled in a seminary.

5:57 here and I'm a young guy in my 20s and not to be cocky but I would consider myself good looking (and I've had plenty of people telling me the same) but I also don't feel like I need to settle down with "The One" anytime soon either because of the very fact that I'm young and don't need that kind of committment yet. Given that Jake was so serious about Kirsten when he was younger, I could definitely see him wanting to just be casual and committment free for awhile.

nice anonymous said...

Anon 5:57 and 12:39, I'm sorry, I may have misunderstood your post. It wasn't clear to me that you were speaking of a young man's confining himself to casually dating & remaining commitment-free. (That, actually, sounds like quite a common sentiment among guys in their 20s -- and girls, too, actually. Hell, I've heard it expressed by people of both genders in their 60s.)

Rather, it sounded to me as if you were talking about a young man not dating **at all** -- that is, not having any romantic partner, in any degree of seriousness -- and simply relying on the company of friends & family. And that's a far less common attitude among your average sexy, good-looking young man in his 20s, don't you think?

Marie said...

Loved the second secret--I can relate a little bit, lol.

And I'm so happy about the Jake/Heath/Michelle sighting! It makes me feel all squishy inside. Don't know why I'm so vested in them being friends but I am.

But, damn, I think I would die if I saw them together. Too much gorgeousness in one place.

Anna said...

...and no photos...

:(

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:62 yes I agree! @ anon 5:74 you are totally wrong....yours, Anon 1:61

Anonymous said...

"However, PLEASE do not try to take a moral high ground or make those of us whose stomachs churn at the mere thought feel guilty."

I'm simply genuinely happy for him if he's dating and happy, no trying to take a moral high ground involved. I guess that's considered a shocking statement on here. :)

But to try and make some of the stomach churners feel better, we don't really know that he's dating that blonde girl, do we? He's likely not, I'd bet.

Anonymous said...

I agree with zoo ... owning to a simple case of bitter envy doesn't make one a bad person!

Now where is the bearded lady? Last seen turning on the faucets. I'm worried about him as I kinda *heart* him.