Wednesday, July 05, 2006

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

Since we've seen half nekked Jake? Too long, that's how long!

I've just realised we've got it all wrong. We're sending him clothes. What's the matter with us? We should be stealing his clothes!

UPDATE: Okay, how spooky is that?! Jake out riding yesterday:

Hmmm. Let's try something else. When was the last time Jake sent me a million dollars? Never, that's when!

[Sources: Just Jared and IHJ.com]

86 comments:

Anonymous said...

Britpopbaby, our prayers have been answered!! Check it out, sexy hairy chest pics from yesterday!!


http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/07/jake-gyllnehaals-hairy-chest/

Muffin said...

Baby! Where the sam hill are the naked cycling pics then? I was sure you would have them up by now....okay so he isn't exactly naked but you sure get an eyeful of his hairy chest!

miffed67 said...

Ooooo! Raises hand for stealing-jake's-clothes mission! I get the mail shirt!

Gargoyle said...

BPB, go to IHJ and see the latest photos under Eye Candy. He's still technically wearing a top, but I think you'll be happy. I know I am :)

miffed67 said...

Check it out, sexy hairy chest pics from yesterday!!

HOLY SHIT. *THUD*

wtbgirl said...

Oh dear lord. Jake ... shagadelic man-fur ... half-naked cycling ... it's all too much ....... THUD (falls to floor along with miffed67).

blackhatnbeard said...

Somebody bring me some oxygen and I mean now.....WOOF!

mrs_dalloway said...

Really, I can't take these pics seriously.The second one is just hilarious!I'm making all these scenaries in my mind about that photo..like he's rushing to the toilet,or smth..
He is still sexy..to analyze a little Britpop's pic with these,I think it has grown. The hair,I mean.

nice anonymous said...

Oh, yes, this baseball-playing picture belongs in the Gyllenhaal of Fame. Words cannot express my happiness whenever I see it. He looks like the male equivalent of Venus emerging from the half-shell. Only it's Jake, emerging from his branded sportswear, which is slowly, suggestively sliding southward. I'm sure that, about one or two steps later, he's clutching at his waistband & hauling it firmly upwards. In the meantime, well, a person can dream ...

Anonymous said...

WOW!Those shirt blowing freely manly chest exposed pictures are delicious.Thanks for pointing me in the right direction even if i do now need to breathe deeply and slowly...Pant,pant!

Jake you are killing me in the best possible fashion.Keep it up(Ahem)

phoebe said...

Yikes!! Is it getting like WAY hotter in here or is it just me?!?

*drools profusely*

cina said...

Now about those pics from yesterday...
Jake - No. We can't have it like this. It's just not working.

No. More. Spandex. Please.

LisaSmile said...

That famous French cycling tournament, the 'Tour de France' is currently being held in - well... erm, technically - France, and I must say I noticed that those dudes open up their shirts all the freakin time (especially with this heatwave going on), but it NEVER EVER had THIS effect on me.

Leave that to Jake. And his chest hair.

*flails*

The Bearded Lady said...

Why didn't "Hello" magazine run this picture in their poll?....that reminds me I need to go vote again!...

Ta Ta dears

Diana Rigg said...

He's just adorable when he bites his lip...

mrs_dalloway said...

LOL,BRitpop!! it IS weird! You were thought to thought! About that million dollar try..GOOD LUCK!!With that money we could do our little movie! Come on, do some spells,something!

only1annabel said...

Hello Jake's hairy chest! Let's all take a moment to imagine running your hands over that...mmmm!
I knew heatwaves were good for something!

Kendra said...

One man who moves his legs, moves his heart, too -that was an old Spain Public Health slogan- but now I believe in it.

nice anonymous said...

I would ... um ... [whispers] kind of like to bite the little pendant thingy on the necklace he's wearing in the biking photograph. Just in play, of course.

[Who am I kidding? If he went past on that bike, I'd be dumbstruck. But, as a reflex, I'd check out his butt & leg muscles, since I always do that when cyclists go by.]

Anonymous said...

Damn, I love Jake Watch! THANK YOU!

wtbgirl said...

I was so blindsided by the wondrous chest hair that I didn't notice something earlier.

Please tell me that necklace is a figment of my imagination, caused by the concussion I suffered after swooning and hitting the floor earlier, when these pix surfaced, and/or, maybe it's some part of the overall biking ensemble?

Jake, Jake, Jake, unless you got the 4th of July mixed up with Marti Gras, and decided to wear some beads and flash your chest (all for that!), I'm thinking NO. JUST NO. NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.

I solemnly vow NEVER to complain about man-clogs again if the necklace goes far, far away.

Anonymous said...

I love men who wear chains and it's nice,not like those thick medallion man type things.I like it.Jake if you read this,could you tell us what charm it is?I thought it might be an evil eye one ?Not sure though?

Anonymous said...

I've examined these bike photos very closely - I am pretty sure he's wearing of those things - I don't know what they're called - but body builders wear them. It's shorts with straps that go up over the shoulders like suspenders, but with nothing covering the chest and back.
And yes the necklace has to go.

Anonymous said...

It looks blue whatever it is?(The neck chain adornment i mean.)
Matches his eyes.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1.06 I like the chain too.Maybe it's something to do with buddism or a good luck charm or whatever?

mrs_dalloway said...

I hope this doesn't get that far..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spandex_fetishism

wtbgirl said...

OK - I WILL make an additional exception (on top of the Marti Gras possibility) if it's some sort of spiritual/religious based thing.

cina said...

I've examined these bike photos very closely - I am pretty sure he's wearing of those things - I don't know what they're called - but body builders wear them. It's shorts with straps that go up over the shoulders like suspenders, but with nothing covering the chest and back.

If anything has to go, it's those!! I can't imagine a bigger turn-off. Even if it's on Jake.
No offence Jake, really. You're super hot and wonderful and gorgeous and lovely in every possible way. But that outfit has to go.

LisaSmile said...

Jake has had this necklace since forever. It can be spotted in presspix, candids and magazine covers:

www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=69&pos=0

I think it looks absolutely sexy. Imagine playing with it on that special occasion when it is actually ALL he's wearing. Right.

*coughs*

Nothing Really Matters said...

I really like the necklace too. Were did you get it Jake??

Anonymous said...

I'm giggling along with Mrs Dalloway. Jake in spandex does that to me. I don't like that long gold chain either, eww. He looks hairier then before, doesn't he? I wonder if sometimes he clips his chest hair?

~DKBB~ said...

Oh yum! I do like me a hairy man (just ask Mr. ~dkbb~). ;)

Anonymous said...

Jake is wearing THAT pendant! He and Kirsten got each other these pendants way back in 2004 when they were together and were photographed wearing them all the time. His is a blue teardrop and hers is a yellow square. Here she is wearing hers in Soho this past June 22.

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8452/newyork220606014ev.jpg

winterbird said...

wow... i always thought those bike gear are a challenge to wear, but somehow Jake found a way to ... sex it up.

Anonymous said...

^Post before last. The link got cut off. Here tis again. Hope it works. =/

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/
8452/newyork220606014ev.jpg

Katie of Sweden said...

Oh dear me. I've been out in the sun all day and what do I miss? Plenty it seems! Thank Gylly God for hearing our prayers about showing off a bit. Not all kinds of hairy chests are nice but this one is très sexy!

@anon 1:31
You are a hell of an agent!!!!!!!!
I'm impressed!
Can't wait for the continuation of this...research

Prophecy Girl said...

He looks like the male equivalent of Venus emerging from the half-shell. Only it's Jake, emerging from his branded sportswear, which is slowly, suggestively sliding southward.

Such beautiful imagery!! I will stick with this and blissfully ignore the disturbing necklace information.

Anonymous said...

That chest is DEFINITELY getting hairier.

Rejoice!

Anna said...

Gawd! You should give a warning before you publish photos like that! I nearly fainted! ;)

He looks delicious, though...

nice anonymous said...

Like BritPopBaby, I'd begun to fear that Jake would never again show his bare chest in public, or at least, not within sight of the papparazzi's ever-present camera. I thought perhaps he'd instituted a policy of remaining fully clothed, ever since being traumatized by the chanting, cheering audience on the "Ellen" show. I thought he was going to reserve the half-naked stuff evermore for paying audiences who are viewing his movies or magazine shoots. But [sighs happily] I guess not. Go, Jake. Celebrate your new membership in AMPAS by displaying some sweaty chest hair. And now enact some voter reform with that group, because it really, really needs it.

nica said...

"I've just realised we've got it all wrong. We're sending him clothes. What's the matter with us? We should be stealing his clothes!"

Agreed but before that, he should wax his chest.

The Bearded Lady said...

Ohhh dear. I just saw the bicycle pics...What's he tring to do? Give an old lady a heart attack...I need to take my pills and lie down....I'm feeling dizzy...and everything is spinning around me...

Anonymous said...

Who says they bought them for each other?Are there any articles to actually back this up?Lots of celebs are wearing them that's why i ask?

tankergirl said...

Jakey. This is so irresponsible. I can just hear the cars crashing. If you are going to tease us like this, stick to the oceanside trails. Major traffic hazard here!

The Bearded Lady said...

I know I'm not in the best frame of mind at the moment...but in the over all scheme of things....is the necklace even worth noticing?

wtbgirl said...

I'm just not into man-necklaces (or man-clogs or man-sandals), but you're probably right, bearded lady, I made too much out of it, as I AM a man-chest-fur type of girl. NOT Robin Williams/Alec Baldwin scary man-fur level, but the delicious level of chesty hair perfection growing on the Gyllenhaal. Chest hair and back moles, Jake just has delicious treats all over his body.

gin said...

alwkerjpawoign....I can hardly form words. Jake. Bare chested. Bicycle shorts. Bare chested. Naked torso. Bare chested. Working out...he's so beautiful. Holy mother of whatever deity you choose. My day is made. I'm babbling. Sorry. I am so in love with him. Is that crazy? Eh. I don't care. :)

gin said...

Oh...I'm sorry to add another comment...but I love his legs. I just want to lick them all up and down. OK, I'm done. Truly.

The Bearded Lady said...

Wtbgirl...I've seen a facsimile to the back of your head...lets review if you would....you are blond...he likes blonds...you have a bicycle...he has a bicycle ...you know a basketball from a football...so does he...you love books and readings...cheese and wine...so does he....he lives half his time in NY....you live in NY...You are an agent...he has an agent...so much in common....time to start seriously peddling!...you know if I wasn't 104 years old and were in your shoes...oh dear just the thought of it....im getting dizzy all over again...ah

Anonymous said...

I love Jake and I think he has a great body but that just looks weird to me to bike like that.

wtbgirl said...

Bearded Lady: From your mouth to g-d's ears! LOL! I also have a big, furry dog I rescued from the dog shelter. However, I do presently lack a puggle companion.

I expect Jake will be back in NYC before long, I assume Maggie's "World Trade Center" is premiering here in NYC, and I'm sure he'd want to be here for that, unless the Zodiac director decides to reshoot the ENTIRE film at this point. World Trade Center opens in early August - I'll keep my cycling legs in good shape so I'll be ready to immediately resume my agent cycling duties.

SquallCloud said...

What's wrong witht he necklace??? I need Jake standing erect so I can see the contours of his abs and mantits. Furry chest does nothing for me if I can't see the yummy musculature contained therein.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm, Jake looks sexy and scruffy! Would have been even better if he were shirtless!! ;p

Btw, big congrats to Jake on getting Acadamy membership! At least it is some consolation after that horrible Oscar Best Picture snub. Now Jake can vote on the right films!

The Bearded Lady said...

I think these recent bike pictures are NY no? From looking at the trees and it was hot yesterday.....

P.S. Wtbgirl..we do now have a webcam at the corners of MacDougal & Bleeker Streets!...you can view it at Jake Watch Message Board...not the best quality tho... and the baby bird we released for our air cam hasn't returned to report for duty...Our bird is AOL so to speak...

wtbgirl said...

No, he was biking away in Malibu, I guess it was hot there too (it was WAY hot here in NYC - I went cycling before 4th of July festivities myself). As a woman, however, I felt it prudent to keep my shirt closed.

Bruinsmama said...

Real men wear pink! Real men wear pink!
Oh hurt me, Jake!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bearded Lady said...

Yes dear that is wise...Malibu?? the press is reporting he spent the 4th of july at Matthew McConaughey's home in Malibu

The Bearded Lady said...

Oh drats those Zodiac reshoots...that Fincher is turning into a worse prima donna than Oliver Stone!...Goodness! how many different ways need a person enter a store??
This is an interview with Fincher on Zodiac...he has too many toys to play with!..if he did his Madonna videos this way she'd be in the old folks home before Vogue was even released!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CJAydDl5lYs&search=zodiac

dani said...

I guess it will never happen. There will never be a day any where in the near future that I will be tired of looking at Jake. I make allowances for all the things he wears that I normally hate - clogs, sandles, baggy shorts with the same old t-shirts, the jeans day after day when it was cooler and these biking outfits. He is such a perfect specimen of manliness that I continue to be in awe that a creature such as he walks - and rides - the streets totally oblivious that he could cause a major traffic accident at any moment. I know I would have trouble controlling a car if he rode past me...And that chest. OMG! I am not normally a fan of hairy men but I make exceptions for anything and everything about Jake's body. The only thing that might stop me for a moment is if he had a hairy back. So far I have't seen any evidence of that.

msdonniedarko said...

i love the outfit he must be really sure of him self! lol i love jake

Simon Agent 002 said...

It's clear to me that he had learned of the "Hello" magazine poll...Wanted that subscription...and decided to pull out all the stops to win!....were pulling for you Jake!...go vote now!!

Anonymous said...

I CAN"T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, hell! Yes I can. A LOT more!!!

Anonymous said...

I know!

Anonymous said...

I'm lovin' these pics of bikerJake, BPB, but, gotta say: The naked basball pic trumps all! Well, except for a series of pics I have of him in these white and black trunks rinsing off/showering by the pool. O.M.G. And they were lowriders, too.

Anonymous said...

I like the chain about his abode.The jacket thingy is not pink,it's red.(Just looks like that in the light) and the AMPAS is an invite.Jakey is not a member yet.It depends on whether he accepts or not?After the oscars fiasco who could blame him if he didn't?On the other hand it might be a good thing as he can vote on all the truly great films and i think Maggie is also a member so it would make sense.Phew!Said my piece.Off to the land of nod now.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Better to piss inside the tent than outside it!...I know I would be pissed at the AMPSA but, apon cooler thought I'd accept then work from the inside out...I think they well know that BBM was robbed and now after that public snub they offer their olive branch.. Why burn a future career bridge?...I know if I had to make a speech apon accepting this position I'd make a remark like this: "It's almost like recieving an Oscar"....joking but getting my dig in ...ya know ;)

Anonymous said...

It so happens that I've noticed awhile back that Peter Sarsgaard appears to have the same chain and charm as Jake does too! I remember reading somewhere that the charm is supposedly a sapphire. I can't say that I've heard that Kirsten had a matching one too though. When Peter hosted on SNL, the skit when it appeared he was sitting down naked, you could see that he was wearing that same chain as Jake's!

Simon Agent 002 said...

That could be, but when Kirsten was in Cannes this year , if you look at her swimming pics you will see a simular gold chain with some type of stone...couldn't tell the type tho

Marie said...

Jay-sus Kee-rist!! That bare chest. Mmm-mmm. I'm loving the hair on his chest. Just the right amount. And his legs look mighty fine, too.

It's almost not fair that he's so perfect. But I get to enjoy his perfection so I guess I really can't complain.

Anonymous said...

any consensus on who the blonde was at the farmer's market in la?

Anonymous said...

I can see from the pics that he seems to be riding with at least one other person in black and yellow biker togs. I guess when he's just casually riding he looks like Jakey and when he's with his team mates he's JAKETHEBIKERGUY, all dressed up in lycra. I wuz thinking...there was this huge seventy car pile-up on that street a little while after these pics were taken. Seems that some guy dressed in black and pink lycra, stopped his bike to get a drink of water. Then he decided to do a few stretches before resuming his ride.. he was standing with his feet shoulders length apart. Then he took off his jacket/top, stretched out his arms, arched his back and sort of thrust his pelvis out...to get rid of the kinks...then he got back on the bike and disappeared. No one was able to identify him except for an excess of chest hair...and something else encased in black lycra.....

Anonymous said...

Saarsy was half naked on SNL? Damn,i missed that one.Wonder if there are pics anywhere?

Anonymous said...

Jake IS TEH SEX! hothothothot,
And I don't like Chest hair...just on Jake...damn I got it badbadbad.

Anonymous said...

Jake IS TEH SEX! hothothothot,
And I don't like Chest hair...just on Jake...damn I got it bad

Anonymous said...

Can't. Breathe.

JoyceDavenport said...

In my professional opinion Mr Gyllenhaal could certainly be charged with careless/reckless- heck dangerous driving for appearing on the public highway in such a state of undress. This is an offence specific to him as no one gives a damn about what any other guy on a bike wears. However it is entirely irresponsible of him as he KNOWS or at least should know the likely repercussions of his behaviour. A seventy car pile up you say? Hmm... that will get him locked up for a long time in my beach house - er... I mean the local penitentiary.

Now if you'll excuse me I just have to go and slip out of my court robes and into that policewoman's uniform in the back of the closet I have me some arresting to do!

zoo said...

Thank you Lord (and thank you Jake) for putting a bit of sunshine into our lives.

JoyceDavenport said...

Oh and I love the neckchain- just imagine it getting all tangled up in the chest hair and having to spend ages untangling it with Jake making little 'ow' noises...time for my medication.

Girl Friday said...

Apparently there are more pictures at http://www.x17online.com
of Jake with Lance Armstrong & Matt McConaughey. I guess he really was at that party with Natalie.

http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/july/06/article/day-two-of-tour-de-jake-and-lance-is-taking-the-lead/

The Bearded Lady said...

I guess these ESPY's unite the entire creative world uh?.... who knew?

Anonymous said...

SEXY... ;D

Anonymous said...

Thanks, GIRLFRIDAY for that bit of detection. Saw the pics. Matthew gets perilously close to a truck in one picture, but our JAKEY sticks close to his hero, Lance and comes out OK. Do you think the people on that stretch of freeway would ever believe Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConnaughey, and JAKE GYLLENHAAL were like, RIGHT THERE????? I don't get the Natalie Portman connection. She wasn't part of the team. There was no mention of Ntalie at the link...or did I miss something??? HELP.

Girl Friday said...
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Girl Friday said...

There was a report from the Sun, a blurb really, saying that Jake and Natalie were in attendance at a 4th of July holiday party thrown by Matt McConaughey.

That blurb was printed before the pics ever hit the net. As such, I'm more likely to believe that they were all at a party together since I didn't even think Jake knew Matt.

penny lane said...

Me thinks these pictures are sexy.
The pictures of him doing athletics always looks kind of awkward to me, but on a bike he looks good.
I think hairy chest is yummy - especially on Jake. Hair on back is tacky, yes, but on other body parts - mmmmm. I never understood this mania for hairless male bodies. Men are men.
By the way, I think he simply was going for a ride with his friends like he was a couple of weeks ago. That bald man in one of the pictures is the same one like in the pictures taken in May.

Becky said...

so i've decided that it's disturbing to wonder if they waxed jake's chest during Jarhead....hmmm