Wednesday, July 05, 2006

HELP JAKE WIN A YEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO HELLO MAGAZINE

I don't quite understand the point of these polls but I never miss a chance to exercise my right to vote (Thanks, Mrs Pankhurst): Hello's Most Attractive Man Poll

What? You MORE voting?
World Soundtrack Awards - Brokeback Mountain
(Whatever you do, don't press 'list all titles' because there is 3000+ of the critters. Just 'search' BBM.)

UPDATE: JAKE WATCH NEWS...
I can reveal that Jake Watch now has on board it's own official reviewer/snarkmiester in the name, shape and style of Miss Anneka. You remember Anneka, right? She is my favourite Welsh person after Shirley Bassey and the entire Goldie Lookin' Chain crew, (you knows it!). She wrote a report on the MTV Movie Awards for us all but I thought I could utilize her even further. Anneka will be reviewing all your favourite movies (Bubble Boy, The Day After Tomorrow, britpopbaby does Denmark, etc) in her own 'special' way. You're excited, I can tell.

36 comments:

zoo said...

HA!
Jon Bon Jovi: 7258 votes
Jake Gyllenhaal: 7767 votes

Nothing Really Matters said...

Hello have had tis poll for ages!

PaperAirplane said...

That was Unbelievable! The most fun I've ever had! *Sarcasm is a girl's best friend* LOL But really, I do like polls for some strange reason....

Nothing Really Matters said...

Paperairplane are you new? Welcome anyway!

JoyceDavenport said...

Jon Bon Jovi???!!!!

I will now use an expression I have never used before- and may never again but WTF???.

Actually Jake has inspired me to 'Rock my vote' as voting for him in various polls is the first time in years I have actually exercised my franchise in any way. I know it's not quite what he meant.

I am of the 'don't vote it only encourages them' school- I mean TB or DC what's to choose- they both sound like nasty diseases.I know this raises hell with people - a (very nice) colleague was outraged at my admission - but I figure it's a free country and I have the right not to play their game if I don't want to.

I am not an apathetic non voter I am a 'having considered this deeply and from the bottom of my heart and with all my convictions' non voter.

*skulks away from blog having admitted being non voter and ingnited political controversy*

JoyceDavenport said...

By the way is the prize really a year's subscription to Hello magazine? I thought our mission was to protect and defend him from harm.

britpopbaby said...

Oh joyce! You should join my Dad's political party. Every year he likes to deface his voting card because he thinks it's very undemocratic to have to choose someone on the list if you don't support any of them. So he says he's starting the '4th box' party in which he'll campaign for a 'I don't want any of these people to represent me' box.

I'm in it. My Mum isn't though.

Nothing Really Matters said...

"You're excited, I can tell." Hell yeah hurry up with that!

Agnes said...

Can't wait for Anneka to 'special' reviewing all our favourite movies :)

phoebe said...

^^ Ditto!!

britpopbaby does Denmark

LMAO!! Now THAT's a review I'm looking forward to the most!

The Bearded Lady said...

This is the most bizzare-o poll I ever seen. Are they serious at Hello?
How does Keanu get bottom spot?...why is Jon Bon Jovi on this list or this Jason Thompson person?....And they run Jake's wilderness look too!
Hello be on notice if that "Jovi" person wins, I'm canceling my subscription as of now.

The Bearded Lady said...

^^ and I used to get my best fashion tips from Hello too.

JoyceDavenport said...

Britpopbaby said: Oh joyce! You should join my Dad's political party. Every year he likes to deface his voting card because he thinks it's very undemocratic to have to choose someone on the list if you don't support any of them. So he says he's starting the '4th box' party in which he'll campaign for a 'I don't want any of these people to represent me' box.

I'm in it. My Mum isn't though.



I'm in! Tell your dad he has a third party member (unless there are others I don't know about - aunts, uncles, cousins?).
And tell him from me respect for being a man of principle(and your dad).

Can't wait to hear Anneka's reviews.

mrs_dalloway said...

Voted. Man,they had a great pick with that photo of Jakes..even if you don't know who the guy is,you still vote for that pic!

One more thinker on the board!!YAY!!!

Prophecy Girl said...

I did my Jakely duty, but have to agree with TBL in that there is no reason why Keanu should be at the bottom of that sad list. I've always had a thing for Keanu.

JoyceDavenport said...

Agent Joyce can report that Jake is rapidly pulling away from Mr Bon Jovi (as are the rest of us I mean WTF???) with over 8 thousand votes but don't get complacent keep those votes rolling in.Goodness it gets quite addictive after a while doesn't it. Britpop do you think the government puts something in something me, you and your dad doesn't consume, but your mum does, to get them all to vote?

nice anonymous said...

Yes, I've voted in this poll, several times, just as the late Mayor Daley would have advised me to do. And add me to the group of people surprised at John Bon Jovi's strong showing. Either JBJ's got a well-organized fan club, which has continued to support him long past the peak moment of his popularity, or many fine people in the state of NJ have somehow found the Hello! site, or nostalgia for the 1980s is running high. JBJ's got an interesting constituency, doesn't he? I remember lots of guys buying the early records, but later on, it was mostly girls who turned out for him.

miffed67 said...

Ha! Can't wait to read Anneka's movie reviews! This is gonna be damn good!

zoo said...

Yes! I am excited! Anneka is a brilliant writer and very funny. Can't wait.

Katie of Sweden said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! This is like christmas for me; Anneka writing for JW. I laugh already. I will read the MTV text again, she's such a talent.

Slightly OT maybe; I started this what I call Jake Training programme (ok gals, you are the only one who knows that I call it that..but I do).. jogging+push-ups+situps etc every 2nd day plus a lot of bicycling. Been doing it for 5 weeks now and today in city 3 guys whistled (ok, this NEVER happens to me normally) after me, and then one at a café insisted to buy me me drink that I'd ordered (ok, have NEVER before happened to ME). Ehumm!?!

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~DKBB~ said...

Love having Anneka come aboard - she's deliciously hilarious in her commentary!

As for voting, it's a toss up for me - our little Gyllenwolf is a hottie, but Jon Bon Jovi is more my demographic, and he's been revvin' my engine for decades now. ;)

As for vote vs. don't vote - if you don't like any of the candidates, you can always write in "Bill the Cat" (a Berke Breathed reference that will zip by many of you, I fear).

only1annabel said...

I've voted! Come on Jake!!
Can't wait for Anneka's take on The Gyllenhaal's films...I hope she's sensitive to our feelings with regards to Jake, the cutting remarks to random celebs at the MTV Movie Awards was fine but not for Jakey!!

Frank Sinatra said...

Well I see this "Hello" magazine poll ...hmm I really don't have a horse in this race.
But if it prevents that Bon Javi from winning. ( "he's like fingernails on a blackboard to me" ) I'll send my spiritual vote to that Jake kid!

penny lane said...

Re Keanu Reeves: did anyone see him in Point Break?? Now in that movie he was sexy as hell!! But haven't really been following his career I must admit.

Anonymous said...

What does britpop does Demnmark mean?You lost me completely.Not difficult in this heat.I'm dying here and it's England!

Someone please put me out of my misery.Putting me down will work.

Anna said...

Jake says it's sexy to vote, so I'm voting!!! (And voting, and voting...) ;)

britpopbaby said...

What does britpop does Demnmark mean?

It's just a joke - like Debbie Does Dallas. :)

Anonymous said...

Check out the new pics of Jake bikeriding with yummy chest hair!!

http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/07/jake-gyllnehaals-hairy-chest/

mrs_dalloway said...
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mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,good lord! yummy- those arms and feet are killing pieces- and funny-the hairy chest. But more I look at it,more I find it sexy as hell.This man can do no wrong.

miffed67 said...

I started this what I call Jake Training programme (ok gals, you are the only one who knows that I call it that..but I do).. jogging+push-ups+situps etc every 2nd day plus a lot of bicycling. Been doing it for 5 weeks now and today in city 3 guys whistled

Oooo, katie! You're a sexy beast! The better to keep up with the NEVER still Gyllenhottie!

Linna said...

Yep, I'm excited! Can't wait for anneka's reviews, she's hilarious! This blog just keeps getting better! :)

SquallCloud said...

I voted but. John Bon Jovi, fucktard I dont' know, and Plastic Face Man Keanu Reeves are his competition. Doesn't seem like a very legit poll. Jake does NOT need the deck stacked.

SquallCloud said...

Also Anneka is funny as hell and I can't wait for her reviews. Where will Anneka be posting? Here or on the forum?

JoyceDavenport said...

Update: The Gyllenhaal is now over 1000 votes ahead of JBJ who unaccountably has nearly 10000 votes? Who what where and why are the questions that need to be answered.