Wednesday, June 07, 2006

THE SECRET LIFE OF JAKE & MAGGIE





44 comments:

Moon said...

That was so perfect! You're a genius... enough said!

Anonymous said...

Someone has a lot of time on their hands!! Not that I'm complaining...it's like one of those photo stories in a trashy newspaper! Always hilarious!

The Real Me said...

haha, nice britpop, i almost choked on my tea!
:P

cina said...

OMG BPB, you seriously crack me up!! Are you responsible for those hilarious captions??
Tamaguchis... I had forgotten all about those stupid gadgets! LOLOL!!!
Absolutely brilliant!

Anonymous said...

Haha! Britpopbaby this is awesome! How long were you staring at these photo's before this conversation popped into your head?

britpopbaby said...

I thought he looked like he was ranting about something and Maggie just looked really disinterested. My pal Anneka came up with the Peter killing his Tamagotchi idea.

cina said...

Well hats off to Anneka too then! :-)

Ninni said...

Oh, Tamagotchis... They're fashionable (here) again and my friend's daughters have a million of them and whenever I visit her those unholy things won't shut up. I totally understand where Sarsy's coming from, he probably burned the damn thing. I would've.

Anyways, funny stuff...as usual.

Anonymous said...

I think he was tell Maggie why he should keep the beard. She's just not convinced.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! (*recovering from falling off my chair...)

Nothing Really Matters said...

A career in gossip columns I think Britpop

Anonymous said...

You outdid yourself there, BPB :)

Anonymous said...

Well if the reports arriving at my desk are correct code name "Holden" has returned to "large apple"

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,he's the missunderstood genius..look how he's trying to explain his troubles and his own sister is just making faces..

The Real Me said...

if the beard goes i much prefer the 5 oclock shadow look as seen in here..
http://iheartjakemedia.com/albums/485/005.jpg

(i suck at html codes)

Agnes said...

This was really funny BPB. Thanks for the help with the pic.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Simon, just as long you don’t get your gun out.

Anonymous said...

More gossip on Jake's "style" and a Natalie tie-in:

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13105678/

//Natalie Portman has told Jake Gyllenhaal to clean up his act. The clean-cut star of “V for Vendetta” has been dating the “Brokeback Mountain” star, and reportedly wants her hunk to be a tad more tidy. “Natalie is neat as a pin, and Jake tends toward the slovenly,” a “friend” of Portman tells Star magazine. “Natalie told me one of the biggest impressions she had of Jake was his clothes were covered with hair from his dogs, Atticus and Boo Radley!”//

As much as I think the pairing would be cute if true, I swear, the "source" sounds like some internet fan that put her own words in Natalie's mouth! Still, not like it proves anything, but it'd be fun to speculate if Jake will shave/clean up now =P.

Miffed67 said...

LMAOOOOO! Priceless! brit, you and anneka make a great team, y'all should take that on the road!

Agnes said...

I'll try to be careful ;)

Anonymous said...

Great stuff BPB!!!

However, I am going to be a nitpick because you need to change the your to you're in one of the panels.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know what the hell it was, until I looked it up. [Sigh. It's a sign of my great age.] Thought it was a plant or a form of Siamese fighting fish.

DKBB said...

Screenplay, BRB - that's what you need to write (you're a natural!). Heck, I'll even pledge $$ to get it produced. ;) Go for it!

Oh, and on another note, thanks for changing the blue text to red...my old eyes greatly appreciate it. :)

cina said...

I just want to say that I think the layout is PERFECT now! I'm loving this Bond-theme and the movie poster layout, the black background, the red text... everything! And I also love the idea of us regular visitors being Bond girls (or Jake girls rather?), it's absolutely brilliant! :-)

And Jake is SMOKIN' HOT in the banner pic..! *swoons*

Jess said...

@ amerika bound: Totally agree. Jakey looks damn hot in that 5 o clock shadow.

BPB, hi.larious. That's all I've got to say.

DKBB said...

Geesh, just noticed I typed BRB instead of BPB in my earlier post...sorry about that (I'll blame it on being so distracted by the fabo banner). ;)

Anonymous said...

Heeee!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone think that, in the bottom picture, Maggie suddenly looks very, very much like GyllenMama?

mrs_dalloway said...

Tamagotchi :)))))))) This is just too much. You girls should definetly make a sceenplay and send it. To Jake. Maybe he'd be interested. He does independent films,after all.

britpopbaby said...

I think the plot of the film would be somewhat dubious if I had to write Jake in...
Jake: "So I'm naked in this scene too?"

Miffed67 said...

Jake: "So I'm naked in this scene too?"

You say that like there's something wrong with it.

Miffed67 said...

Jake: "So I'm naked in this scene too?"

You say that like there's something wrong with it.

Miffed67 said...

Jake: "So I'm naked in this scene too?"

You say that like there's something wrong with it.

Miffed67 said...

You know, for a while there, Jake was wearing a different pair of shoes every day. Now, he's had the same pair on for like, TWO weeks (barring the Clog Incident, of course!) What gives?

teri said...

BPB, you are too funny! Thanks for making me laugh :p

Anonymous said...

Hul ARIOUS!

Anonymous said...

LOOOL ! XD

Post like this are the reason why I love this blog.

Anonymous said...

Yes Britpop, truly you are a genius. And behind every genius, is a good Welsh woman/girl/troll-like-creature.

cina said...

You know, somehow I hear the complaining Jack Twist in my head when reading those captions....! Hahaha!

"Now I'm just sayin' - if the taxes don't get it, inflation's gonna eat it all up!"

LOL!

britpopbaby said...

Jakey would eat that artsy shit up!

Yeah! And he says he loves being naked. Let's call his buff, er I mean, bluff!

Anonymous said...

I loved my tamagotchi to bits. It did keep dying though...

Anonymous said...

Simon, lets try to build up a plot. One of the buff men falls in love with 'valentino' and concocts a plan to kidnap him and sail off to a little island. One of the ladies gets hold of this plan and in turn leaks it out to the other women, who turn out to be Jake's Angels and somewhere between eating cupcakes and a huge fight against terrorism, valentino finds true love with one of his concubines, haidma timba.

The Chemistry Guru said...

He ain't dead, y'all! Sarsy gave him to me (he couldn't stand the competition).
See, I am holding him in this pic.
We needed to disguise our identity in order to sucessfully complete our stalker mission, so i bleached him and opted for the skinhead look.

Of course, i'll gladly hand him back, in exchange for Jakey.

Unknown said...

My sisters and I used to have Tamagotchis and when we went to school our mom took care of them. We were obsessed for about a week and then we killed 'em. Absolutely hilarious "secret life"!