Wednesday, June 28, 2006

OFF TOPIC: WTF?

I understand showbiz is a small world but what in sam hill are these pair hanging out together for? Maybe they're planning to make a bad movie together? Maybe they're recording a shit hot rap record together? Maybe they just bumped into each other? Or maybe they're having a secret love affair behind our backs?!!! Just in case you haven't recognised them it's acquaintance of Jake, Selma Blair and P Puffy Sean Combs Diddy Honey Monster Piddy. And where is his umbrella man?

25 comments:

The Real Me said...

You know what they say.. once you turn black..
:P

Geez what an odd pairing!

Anonymous said...

I saw somewhere that for one visit, puffy pays his hair stylist more than I probably earn all year through...

I dont know what that has to do with him hanging out with Selma though...

Anonymous said...

Selma needs to eat a pie or three.

Anonymous said...

See the dog in the second photo? It's clearly laughing its head off, as I would be if I spotted those two together. And yes, Selma needs to eat some food. I'm completely pissed off with seeing skinny celebrities everywhere.

Nothing Really Matters said...

I'm going with secret love affair!

Selma is very skinny, i think she could do with a bit more than a pie or three. Maybe a truck load!

Yeah i'm sure the dog is thinking WTF.

Linna said...

Who chooses to wear socks in slippers? Seriuosly? Isn't whatever-his-name-is-nowadays supposed to be some kind of fashion ikon? 'Cause if that's fashion, then, eh... well, then that sucks!!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Linna maybe that is the new fashion!

Linna said...

@nrm: Then it's bleedin tragic!! Although, I've never been much of a fashion slave, so there's really no reason for me to care... Except that I have to look at all the fashionable people looking ugly if they choose to follow his lead...

mrs_dalloway said...

P Puffy Sean Combs Diddy Honey Monster Piddy LOL!! I remember that MTV Movie or Music or Video award (ok, so I don't remember it that well..) with the scene made with Ben Stiller and some dog..he also made fun of his multiple identities..
With Selma..hmm..WTF indeed.

Anonymous said...

I think it was a random beach encounter. Other pics from that set show Diddy walking along the beach with girlfriend, Kim Porter.

Anonymous said...

She deffo needs to get some breast implants.Like a pancake up top.

Anonymous said...

I guess this is here because Selma is a "friend of Jake"? (We are covering the peripherals now, not just the relations and relations to be.) P. Diddy is a fascinating figure to read about in the media -- he's just a little bit larger than life. He's sort of invented this persona, like Karl Lagerfeld or Andre Leon Talley. He's a modern-day dandy, in the tradition of Beau Brummell and Oscar Wilde. I think half of what I see in print about P. Diddy or Puffy or whatever sobriquet he currently uses is just fabrication. But it's so fun to imagine him really living that way.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the pic was cropped. Seriously. Have seen this on other sites and Diddy's girl friend is with him. I think they are all buddies.

DKBB said...

I'll go with no implants for Selma, but the girl needs a doughnut or twelve! Goodness, one good breeze off the ocean and she'll be sailin' through the air to Hawaii!

Elena said...

Call me crazy, buy for me Selma is still hot in that awful bikini outfit and how much style do you have to wear to compensate the lack of P.D?

Anonymous said...

She is like a friggin ironing board and she needs tits!
I thought this was Jake Watch?

Anonymous said...

Her figure is good but i agree,she does need something up top.There is nothing there?Might as well be a boy.

The Chemistry Guru said...

Kokodee to Mr Mistoffelees
"Great body, no chest and awful hair....but that's just me, you should see Selma Blair."

Anna said...

Hey, stupidmansuit! I love your screen name! It's my favourite line from DD! :D

Anonymous said...

his girlfriend was actually at the beach with him. i'm sure they probably just bumped into salma.

Mr. M said...

They may be doing that celebrity thing where when two celebrities bump into one another they feel like they can walk right up to each other and talk. In any case, I love Selma. She seems like a great girl.

Anonymous said...

My eyes! My eyes!

Okay seriously though, it makes me sad that PDiddy is an acquaintance of Jake's but to be fair everyone is an acquaintance of that ubiquitous bastardizer of rap.

Selma needs a sandwich or something. Geez!

RC said...

it very well could be a horrible movie they're doing together.

Anonymous said...

people please. this pic w/ this shirt (and on the beach) has been all over other blogs showing him walking his dogs w/ HIS WOMAN, KIM PORTER. u must be inciting gossip (which is what most blogs do), by choosing to post the pic where kim is not in it or u didn't get the pics were kim is in the pics. 'cause i have seen at least 5 other pics where it just shows puffy and kim w/ their dogs walking on the beach. where'd u get your pics from?!

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