Wednesday, June 28, 2006

OFF TOPIC: WTF?

I understand showbiz is a small world but what in sam hill are these pair hanging out together for? Maybe they're planning to make a bad movie together? Maybe they're recording a shit hot rap record together? Maybe they just bumped into each other? Or maybe they're having a secret love affair behind our backs?!!! Just in case you haven't recognised them it's acquaintance of Jake, Selma Blair and P Puffy Sean Combs Diddy Honey Monster Piddy. And where is his umbrella man?

45 comments:

Amerika Bound said...

You know what they say.. once you turn black..
:P

Geez what an odd pairing!

Silver said...

I saw somewhere that for one visit, puffy pays his hair stylist more than I probably earn all year through...

I dont know what that has to do with him hanging out with Selma though...

Anonymous said...

Selma needs to eat a pie or three.

Ivy said...

See the dog in the second photo? It's clearly laughing its head off, as I would be if I spotted those two together. And yes, Selma needs to eat some food. I'm completely pissed off with seeing skinny celebrities everywhere.

Nothing Really Matters said...

I'm going with secret love affair!

Selma is very skinny, i think she could do with a bit more than a pie or three. Maybe a truck load!

Yeah i'm sure the dog is thinking WTF.

Linna said...

Who chooses to wear socks in slippers? Seriuosly? Isn't whatever-his-name-is-nowadays supposed to be some kind of fashion ikon? 'Cause if that's fashion, then, eh... well, then that sucks!!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Linna maybe that is the new fashion!

Linna said...

@nrm: Then it's bleedin tragic!! Although, I've never been much of a fashion slave, so there's really no reason for me to care... Except that I have to look at all the fashionable people looking ugly if they choose to follow his lead...

The Bearded Lady said...

Looks like Mr.Puffy could do with a sock watch himself.....But I know are spy resources are stretched thin as it is. What with covering both coasts...and missing agents. We have lost contact with agent WtbGirl since her last encounter with Colin...Ahhh,...Bearded Lady does have a soft spot for Colin..... Jake needn't feel threatened tho , as he is first and foremost in my affections. Ta Ta dears

mrs_dalloway said...

P Puffy Sean Combs Diddy Honey Monster Piddy LOL!! I remember that MTV Movie or Music or Video award (ok, so I don't remember it that well..) with the scene made with Ben Stiller and some dog..he also made fun of his multiple identities..
With Selma..hmm..WTF indeed.

holly said...

I think it was a random beach encounter. Other pics from that set show Diddy walking along the beach with girlfriend, Kim Porter.

Anonymous said...

She deffo needs to get some breast implants.Like a pancake up top.

nice anonymous said...

I guess this is here because Selma is a "friend of Jake"? (We are covering the peripherals now, not just the relations and relations to be.) P. Diddy is a fascinating figure to read about in the media -- he's just a little bit larger than life. He's sort of invented this persona, like Karl Lagerfeld or Andre Leon Talley. He's a modern-day dandy, in the tradition of Beau Brummell and Oscar Wilde. I think half of what I see in print about P. Diddy or Puffy or whatever sobriquet he currently uses is just fabrication. But it's so fun to imagine him really living that way.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the pic was cropped. Seriously. Have seen this on other sites and Diddy's girl friend is with him. I think they are all buddies.

The Bearded Lady said...

Oh the beach photo cropper strikes again...doesn't he like threesomes?....perhaps Miss Puffy wasn't photogenic that day?

stupidmansuit said...

Probably just friends. It seems Diddy knows everybody in the biz...I once saw a pic taken of him and Maggie together on some site...

Simon Agent 002 said...

Attention Agents "For Your Eyes Only" : Audio engineers have determined that the "Plaid" microphone...is in the intestines of a canine...Yesterday there were reports of panting sounds...followed by the lapping of liquid...but what makes their report...even more compelling is that ocean sounds were heard. examining wind directions and tidal strength...we have determined this said "Dog" is on the west coast....no news from agent "Plaid"...we now believe she is a double agent...and has "staged" her death....If you should encounter "Plaid" you are to remain calm, and not reveal any knowledge of her treachery, remember she is armed.....this photo above may well be our "Dog" in question...and I think "Plaid" is conferring with Mr.Diddy ....Heavy breathing on the part of the dog has prevented us from clearly hearing this conversation. But it is to be assumed Diddy is a foreign counter agent. Resume duties... God save the Queen!

beskyddaren said...

^LMFAO!!!^

God save the Queen!

beskyddaren said...

I thought Boo ate the microphone...

JoyceDavenport said...

VERY URGENT


Simon Agent 002 you are to report immediately for duty on the 'pops poetry' thread. The Bearded Lady needs your services.

God Save the Queen...she ain't a human bein'.

Oops! My rebel tendencies showing again.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Agent Besky, I fail to see the humor at a perilous time as is now. Grab a hold of yourself. You are her Majesty's agent. Remember that!. Display a mondicum of dignity. Boo's digestive tract is far to small to allow a microphone this sized, to be ingested...

thesweetestone said...

Is he... wearing WHITE SOCKS... on sandals/slippers... WHY? Is he German? Oh God...

Simon Agent 002 said...

Yes it's horrific dear, white socks with a gray knit undersole...the kind you buy by the dozen packed in a plastic bag. Try to remember Mr. Puff fancys himself as a fashion designer...

thesweetestone said...

Yeah, well as far as i know, J. Lo, his ex, is also a designer... can u belive these incredible people- they sing, they act, they design clothes... and absolutelly suck in all these areas:-)

beskyddaren said...

Agent 002, you are absolutely right here, my behaviour has not been acceptable! Thank you for pointing that out to me.

I vote for no implants for Selma.

~DKBB~ said...

I'll go with no implants for Selma, but the girl needs a doughnut or twelve! Goodness, one good breeze off the ocean and she'll be sailin' through the air to Hawaii!

Diana Rigg said...

What has aroused my curiosity is why is Mr Diddy reaching for in his pocket?

Diana Rigg said...

what not why...sorry.

The Bearded Lady said...

I'm feeling a sort of kindred sprit with Selma. I own a pair of jean cut-offs just like hers.

Kendra said...

Call me crazy, buy for me Selma is still hot in that awful bikini outfit and how much style do you have to wear to compensate the lack of P.D?

thesweetestone said...

Selma is pretty- she is built perfectly, what r u on about???

Anonymous said...

She is like a friggin ironing board and she needs tits!
I thought this was Jake Watch?

Anonymous said...

Her figure is good but i agree,she does need something up top.There is nothing there?Might as well be a boy.

The Bearded Lady said...

What is that necklace she is wearing? My eyes are old, but it looks like a cracker a Ritz perhaps?

jla said...

Selma & Diddy? Now that's one random pairing!! Maybe they are plotting something....that or the world is coming to an end. Either way fellow agents we must remain on high alert!

Frank Sinatra said...

Brit, Did you really have to put up that affront to recorded sound? Puffy,...Diddy or Combs...Whatever the hell he calls himself. He just makes my ears bleed.

kokodee said...

Kokodee to Mr Mistoffelees
"Great body, no chest and awful hair....but that's just me, you should see Selma Blair."

Anna said...

Hey, stupidmansuit! I love your screen name! It's my favourite line from DD! :D

Anonymous said...

his girlfriend was actually at the beach with him. i'm sure they probably just bumped into salma.

Girl Friday said...

They may be doing that celebrity thing where when two celebrities bump into one another they feel like they can walk right up to each other and talk. In any case, I love Selma. She seems like a great girl.

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squallcloud said...

My eyes! My eyes!

Okay seriously though, it makes me sad that PDiddy is an acquaintance of Jake's but to be fair everyone is an acquaintance of that ubiquitous bastardizer of rap.

Selma needs a sandwich or something. Geez!

RC said...

it very well could be a horrible movie they're doing together.

soulkat said...

people please. this pic w/ this shirt (and on the beach) has been all over other blogs showing him walking his dogs w/ HIS WOMAN, KIM PORTER. u must be inciting gossip (which is what most blogs do), by choosing to post the pic where kim is not in it or u didn't get the pics were kim is in the pics. 'cause i have seen at least 5 other pics where it just shows puffy and kim w/ their dogs walking on the beach. where'd u get your pics from?!

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