Saturday, June 17, 2006

IN TRUE PRO KARAOKE SINGER STYLE, THE GYLLENHAAL GOES FOR THE POWER FIST OF GLORY

You know the move; it's the end of the song, the crowd is loving it, he only got up to sing I Love Rock n Roll and now he's on his fifth request, the big finale, he slams down the fist of emotion as the bar goes wild and the Japanese businessmen swing their briefcases round their heads. Maybe even a few climax jabs as he reels out the last word of the ballad. Damn. Is there anything that man can't do to perfection?
"I did it (pause) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

How many exciting words were in that paragraph?

Or maybe this is another pic of him campaigning for John Kerry back in '04. I prefer my version.

31 comments:

Nothing Really Matters said...

So many exciting words in that Britpop I can hardly contain my self! I wanted Kerry to win damn the Bush person.

Oh yes it has to be your version well all get into the groove and dance the night away.

cina said...

...and the Japanese businessmen swing their briefcases round their heads.

LMAO Britpop! I can SO picture that in my head! LOL

mrs_dalloway said...

I prefer your version too! LOL! Why wasn't there anyone to record his performance? The DVD would have selled.These people know no business making.

gin said...

I LOVE him campaigning for Kerry. He is truly a man after my own heart. (Jake, I mean. Kerry to a lesser extent and without so much squealing.)

Agnes said...

Probably is it for John he sings but I prefer your version BPB LOL!!

sarah920 said...

He campaigned for Kerry? I wonder how I missed that one.

Must say, I do prefer your version britpopbaby. Is there any video where Jake can be heard singing? The only times I have have been in bubble boy and BBM.

miffed67 said...

I much prefer your version, brit! There is NOTHING the man cannot do....and if something ever turns up that he can't do, he'll look adorable at it, so who cares?

miffed67 said...

Just noticed....my son has those SAME two bracelets, LOL!

gin said...

sarah920, he sings a little here (second half of the vid):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXUCMQtXb1Q

Short but oh so sweet. :)

Sarah920 said...

Thanks gin. That was quite amusing.

You know, I think Ewan McGragor was the man to play Christian in moulin Rouge, but if Jake had played him, it would have been a fairly close call.

Kendra said...

It's ok he made this campaign, but I hope he never joins politics first line, I think he'd lose part of his appeal.

jla said...

Yeah that's the way I like my Jakey...all dorky and politically driven!! I hear Jake does a mean rendention of "Free Bird" complete with air guitar!! Rock on Jake!

queenscroft said...

I know he campaigned for Rock the Vote but did he actually campaign for Kerry? I guess its basically the same thing.

queenscroft said...

Ok wow that was a stupid question, since there are Kerry posters in the background of the photo. Hopefully Jake can campaign for someone who actually wins next time.

queenscroft said...

This is kind of off topic, but I hope John Edwards gets elected cause I think he's kinda cute. Plus his kids are adorable.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Yes he campaigned for Kerry.

queenscroft said...

I guess I didn't hear about it because everyone made such a fuss about Ben Affleck campaigning.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Yes I often turn to Ben Affleck when I need to make decisions in my life.

queenscroft said...

SNAP! Now we really know why Kerry lost, forget swift boat veterans for truth. It was the Ben Affleck factor. Why wouldn't anyone follow his advice?

Simon Agent 002 said...

I think your on to something there! lol

Dani said...

I follow politics quiet closely. I don't know how I missed Jake during the Kerry campaign. Oh well, I hope there is someone worthy of his time next election.....I love everything that is dorky about Jake. Combined with his total hotness is what makes him so appealing. And he's smart!

miffed67 said...

And he's smart!

I think that's the biggest turn on for me, actually. Well...that and the the tongue, of course!

smurfette said...

britpop, today's father's day in the US (not sure a/b elsewhere)-- maybe you can do a post in honor of papa gyllenhaal?

Dani said...

THE TONGUE! My ex husband had a similar fixation with his tongue and it annoyed me to no end. Now I find it a complete turn on in Jake.

cina said...

Yes I often turn to Ben Affleck when I need to make decisions in my life.

LMFAO!!!

Simon Agent 002 said...

My understanding is he showed up to a few Kerry rallies to support him. You can see the Kerry button pinned to his shirt in this picture. I think this would have been after Kerry won the Democratic nomination....but I could be mistaken.

only1annabel said...

Someone put that man in a musical!! How hot would Jake singing and dancing be! Not that he needs to sing and dance to be hot...just playing with his t-shirt whilst chatting has me all of a fluster! (Alas I'm not the one he was chatting to!)

nica said...

rock on jake, rock on..

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