Okay, you can make up your own captions/dirty images to this set of pics from IHJ.com. It's like my job has been done for me.
6/17/06 - Actor Jake Gyllenhaal takes his bike to get repaired in L.A. Looks like he may have bent the rim on his tire but after a quick visit to the shop he was back in the saddle riding away into the sweltering L.A. heat.
What are you trying to do to us paparazzi picture captioning people?!