Sunday, June 18, 2006

BENT RIM, EH?

Okay, you can make up your own captions/dirty images to this set of pics from IHJ.com. It's like my job has been done for me.

6/17/06 - Actor Jake Gyllenhaal takes his bike to get repaired in L.A. Looks like he may have bent the rim on his tire but after a quick visit to the shop he was back in the saddle riding away into the sweltering L.A. heat.



What are you trying to do to us paparazzi picture captioning people?!

49 comments:

Nica said...

Oh yeah, you go jake, it can makes me wanna ride my bike, which i havent ride it in years :x.
Well its a good time just like any other to start again.

Hey, the second picture wheres his bending over, if only he would´ve bend his little behind towards the camera then we could´ve seen his ass mmmm, hehehe.

Miss Twist said...

I will now set the tone for this thread by saying 1 word:
Rimming!
Anyway just to warn my fellow Jake Watcher, Bond girls/Villans and Dill Lovers I am off to South Wales for a week so you wont hear from me until atleast Friday. You will of course have to fill me in on everything that is happend and tell Jake, if he calls that there are alot of Sheep there to scare so if he should feel the need to pop his head in on me*insert own joke here* I'm sure I wouldn't mind.

nice anonymous said...

Wish I may, wish I might ... I wish the L.A. weather would grow even hotter, becoming so sweltering that Jake would have to ride his bike bare-chested and slathered in oil to protect his skin. And that the papparazzi would get a few good photographs of him hunched over the handlebars and peddling, peddling away.

Or perhaps Jake will go to the beach for relief frin the heat and will walk slowly across the hot sand wearing those light blue swim trunks. (Anyone else in favor of the reapparance of those light blue swim trunks?)

nica said...

anyone in favor raise their hand o/.
miss_twist sure we will, have a fantastic trip.
oh britpopbaby this is the funniest blog i´ve ever seen and has jake to it, adore this blog :P.

Alisa said...

My heart is aflutter. Those socks are dangerously low.

sarah920 said...

How did he manage to bend his rim? Hmm. He must getting getting so fit and muscley from his workouts his body must have been too heavy...

*Thinks about that. Lots.*

~DKBB~ said...

Oh my, "rimming"?! Miss Twist?! Goodness, the things kids say (and, heaven forbid, know) these days....

Anyhoo, have fun in South Wales (sounds so much more exotic than, say, South Dakota - maybe we need to change some state names over here...). We'll keep an eye on the Gyllenwolf for you, and fill you on on what you missed when you return. ;)

Agnes said...

Have a nice trip miss twist

Anonymous said...

I wanna know! Why is he so...so...
arghhhhhh! ( bangs head against wall multiple times.!)

miffed67 said...

*raises hand in favor of a reappearance of the light blue swimming trunks*

miss twist!?! For shame, girlie! Rest assured, we'll fill you in on ALL the Jake happenings upon your return. And if you happen to run in to him - you better share! No hogging of the Gyllenhottie allowed! Have a nice trip!

Bent rim? Speculation runs rampant......wonder how that happened? And what the hell is with the paps, lying down on the job now, are they? Sheesh, what do we have to do for new pics these days?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Well it’s nice Jake got his bend rim fixed. Hey Jake I would have fixed your bent rim, free of charge. I bet they made you pay in that LA shop! You can also rid away on this pussy any time you want. Sorry was that a bit much?

miss twist have a fun holiday!

The Bearded Lady said...

Ah it's the postal shirt...I'm fond of that one..... Makes me want to lick stamps or something?

Nothing Really Matters said...

I must say i do like the postal shirt TBL.

miffed67 said...

I love that shirt! I want him to send it to me when he's done with it so I can wear it!

tetine said...

I'm going to risk putting out an upopular opinion and say: postage shirt has seen better days and needs to be retired. It is so thin and shapeless that it is unflattering, making him look unthin and shapeless. It's not a good color on him either, I don't think. He can maybe wear it at home.

He does get attached to certain articles of clothing, doesn't he?

The Bearded Lady said...

.....lick envelopes...wrap a package, lift the flag of the male box..oh!......sorry mail box. oops! ....And send a letter!.... and best of all shorts are at a becoming knee length!! ...I'm all sort of teary eyed now....I just knew he had some better shorts!.... Praise the Lord!..... P.S. Retire the shirt?....God forbid! ....It's been places "we" can only dream of....it's scared cloth now... must be handled like...............well a national flag or something of that sort.... Couldn't he take pity on a The Bearded old lady, and "mail" it to me to put under my pillow and treasure the rest of my remaining days....well it's just a thought dear. Ta Ta

gin said...

If you're a person who strictly puts on and/or repairs bicycle rims, is your job title "rimmer"?
I would like to put my vote in for the return of the light blue swim trunks...second only to Jake skinny-dipping.
:)

nica said...

mmm skinny-dipping mmm,
now thats an excellent idea..

Anonymous said...

he has a boring life. i'd hate to say this but he follows such a routine: wake up, get iced coffee, work out gym or that track, eat at urth caffe or st ambroeus, hang out with chris, or hang out with peter and maggie. see parents, walk dogs. booring.

Kendra said...

I love the postage shirt, it's my favourite, because my boyfriend works in Postal Service and it also reminds me of the scene when he enters in the postal office in "Moonlight Mile".

Smurfeyshmoo said...

.....lick envelopes...wrap a package, lift the flag of the male box..oh!......sorry mail box. oops!

Oh Bearded Lady, you've got me in stitches here! But I've also got some dirty albeit happy mental images, thank you for that. And I love any shirt our dear Jakey wears. Most of all I love any shirt that he doesn't wear.

miffed67 said...

Ok, lest things get out of hand....I'm laying claim to the mail shirt....NOW. I called dibs, people!

Miffed *muttering under breath, "sheesh, what does a girl have to do to get some respect?"*

;)

~DKBB~ said...

I'd fight ya for that shirt, miffed...I love it, too. I am totally appreciative of the fact our little Gyllenwolf wears his clothes more than once - just like us regular folk, so to speak. If you have something you love and feel comfortable in, by all means wear it to death! God knows that's what my entire wardrobe is...well worn and totally comfy. ;)

Anonymous said...

Yes, those socks are sooooo low, it's almost indecent! His calves and ankles are gorgeous, aren't they? I've never hankered for anyone's ankles before...... Guess this makes me certifiably smitten by The Gyllenhottie!

The Bearded Lady said...

I see we are going to fight over this. Like the last D-cup at a Macy's sale.... I saw it first dear...this is not unlike the "Shroud of Turin" in cultural import... ( while others have been sock watching ).... I have been tracking this shirt...as if a hidden message was contained there...What concerns me more is it's becoming so worn...it holds such special memories...( reflecting back to a simpler time...Harps, fog..."The Way We Were"... playing )....( ack* ack* cough )...Yes, please Jake dear, it's not necessary to wash it...I wouldn't want to put you to any more bother than just mailing it. You could inscribe it perhaps "To my most dearest TBL love always, Jake"... yes that would do just fine :) Ta Ta, T.B.L.

miffed67 said...

Hmmmmm, I'd hate to fight with my sisters, so maybe we could set up a shirt swapping schedule? We each get custody of The Shirt for a short period of time, then mail it on to the next one, round robin style. I get to go first, tho!

*MORE than magnanimous, yes?*

~DKBB~ said...

Hmmmm...like the sisterhood of the traveling pants, huh? That could work. ;)

gin said...

I was just looking at this series of pics on IHJ and thinking how I love his leg hair glowing in the sunlight. Then I was thinking that if I saw him biking I'd jump in front of the bike and knock him down and jump on top of him.
Then I realized the true extent of my mental illness.

Dani said...

He has a boring life........I love his boring, routine life. It's much more appealing to me than those celebrities that are constantly seen at all the right hot spots wanting to be photographed whether they admit it or not. Jake just goes about his normal business like he's anyone else and if the paps want to follow him to the bike shop, fine. I love that about him...and his worn, comfortable clothes.

beskyddaren said...

BENT RIM, EH?

Oh my goodness... that brings back the good old days of QAF UK! Hmmm, I think I need to revisit those boys now thanks to this...

queenscroft said...

I thought I was unhealthily obsessive about Jake but somehow reading all this has made me feel very normal and rational. Thanks guys!

miffed67 said...

I thought I was unhealthily obsessive about Jake but somehow reading all this has made me feel very normal and rational. Thanks guys!

We aim to please!

britpopbaby said...

What? No one has mentioned Jake getting back in the saddle? I thought the GyllenJack Nastys would have gone crazy over that euphemisim!

thesweetestone said...

I dont think he has a boring life, i find it amazing that he manages to be so normal and down to earth, after all the succes he has had. And if an average guy got to be in his shoes for a week, i guess he would just party all the time and have sex with everyone. But jake is so too cool for that... he just doesnt need that to feel good about himself. Makes me adore him even more...

Simon Agent 002 said...

I don't find him boring in the least. At least he awakes up before noon... you can't say that of everyone in LA.

Katie of Sweden said...

We must have some supernatural connectaion Jake and me... My bicycle tire (front wheel) broke today..haven't happened the last 2 years....

Nothing Really Matters said...

Hey i will fight out for the stamp shirt, I'm sure it's my size!

The Bearded Lady said...

Can you hear this Jake? They want to wear your shirt. I just wanted it under my pillow....It should really be in a sealed in a glass case and preserved for posterity. This is holy fabric! oh dear...the thought of it in it's delicate condition being stretched over a woman's bussoms...I'm getting knots in my stomach....oh dear!

Mr_ Dalloway said...

i wonder if that bike will be sold after years, what would the price be? i would give up to 1000$ if it just makes me ride the wild wind as Jack does.

The Bearded Lady said...

Did you notice he changed in to special biking shoes..he takes his biking very seriously.

Nothing Really Matters said...

TBL you do have good eyes!

The Bearded Lady said...
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The Bearded Lady said...

Yes, dear it's my one claim to fame...besides my beard...my eyes 20/10 vision at least when I was young.

beskyddaren said...

This is holy fabric! oh dear...the thought of it in it's delicate condition being stretched over a woman's bussoms...I'm getting knots in my stomach....oh dear!

LOL!!!

And good to see you, Katie!

lena said...

his legs are sexy

Simon Agent 002 said...

I've been looking at these photos at IHJ.... I don't think he is getting his "rim" fixed. Rather this is where he parked to go bike riding. He removed the wheel to place the bike into the trunk. (these bikes have a quick release lever to remove the wheel) As I don't see a bike carrier on the car..... The sequence is backward. The photos of him riding you will notice a truck in the backround...this truck becomes more distant with each following pic. He is riding away from the truck. What this all means in the scheme of the universe is beyond this agent! But are dossier at Jake Watch must be accurate.

mop said...

Anonymous 6:24 - you don't know what he does in the bedroom! XD

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