Tuesday, May 09, 2006

SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME DISTURBING NEWS

This is Jake out in West Hollywood on the 5th May. Just a few points to make about this picture:
1. Dill is back
2. That torso looks ripped! I wish he's walk around topless more. Or just plain naked.
3. Remember when he was morphing into Obi Wan Konobi? Well now he's turning into Ben "Chinny" Affleck. Witness the evidence for this outrageous claim HERE.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Referring here to that atrocity on YouTube -- Jake would be clicking three times as fast, because everyone leers at him, not just attractive young actresses and models. All genders, of all shapes and sizes and ages, and even including dogs, are after Jake. But I'd like to see him do such a commercial surrounded by gay men, his most loyal constituency.

Prophecy Girl said...

Ooh, the sexxxy Gyllenhaal walk (complete with wicked hot shoes). I'm going to have to go with anon and say his clicking would be off the charts. He's terribly click-worthy.

britpopbaby said...

It was more to do with the grey top/jeans and shades combo but I agree, his clicker would be busted pretty soon.

Anonymous said...

I love Dill and welcome him back! :-) I can't wait to get some sizzling hot beach pictures of Jake soon, wearing only his famous blue shorts and nothing else, because that torso looks like it's a must-see! Although I must say he's hot enough in that grey top, where you can just visualize those amazing pecs through the fabric.
Oh dear me, is it hot in here??

Cina said...

^^ Wtf, I didn't want to be anonymous! That's my comment, just wanted to add that!

Anonymous said...

Dill has never really been away.I love it either way.Beard or not quite beard or clean shaven.Don't mind.Jake is Jake and sooo blooming sexy i could shag him on the sidewalk.

miffed67 said...

Woot, woot! Dill is back! Woot, woot! Dill is BACK! Yayyy!

Anonymous said...

Oh isn't that a scream. :-D

Yes he's soooo channeling Affleck in that Axe spot!

mossy said...

Someone on another board commented that he needs to abandon the neutral colours. I say he can be at one with any damn colour he chooses because it is so working. Honestly, he wears clothes like it's an afterthought - not that they don't look great, but they seem to hang on his body as if to say, "We don't have to be here, just say the word, boss." His jeans always seem to be twisting away, lol.

Karyney said...

I don't care if he's bearded or not - I have said it before and will say it again - I will take Jake anyway he wants to give himself to me. I too anticipate beach weather.

Anonymous said...

Is that van behind him some kind of emergency vehicle for those overcome by the Jakeness?

Miss Twist said...

Yay! Dill is back! Jake heard my calls of desperation when Dill went! And now Dill is back.
I am guessing you read my comment on the Jake watch questionnaire page. So I guess this is the Dill update, so where is the Supermarket talk?! LOL But I will say it again cause I really want that Mullet, Who won the Rubric Rodeo way back when?
I am really surprised that Chan has not yet commented on the return of DILL!

Anonymous said...

He does look hot (literally and figuratively). He should just take the shirt off already...

Anonymous said...

I don't know what it is about him but what's not to like. He's crossing the street in jeans and a plain old shirt and yet I'm just about drooling over him.

Anonymous said...

"everyone leers at him, not just attractive young actresses and models. All genders, of all shapes and sizes and ages, and even including dogs, are after Jake"

So true. Sometimes I don't know what's come over me. It's as thought he's cast a spell on me.

~DKBB~ said...

He is such a little hottie...all that and talent too, what more can you ask for?! And I so happy to see Dill coming back into his own! ;)

~DKBB~ said...

Oh good god, that boy just tosses my hormones into chaos and I can't type for sh*t....that last sentence should read "And I AM so happy to see Dill coming back into his own!"

*slinks off to fan hot flash and re-compose herself*

miffed67 said...

You know, I wish he'd wear shorts once in a year. I miss Sock Watch!

britpopbaby said...

Sorry! I'll do the rubric rodeo winner!

Chantelle said...

DILLIEKINS!!! (Btw, Dill is so totally copyrighted to Bex and Me... you owe us a both a pound) So happy!! And he does not look like Chinny!

Carly said...

His shoes are hot, but he's just plain hotter

Miss Twist said...

Yay! Rubric and a pound! Of course I would take the mullet as payment for all the times you use Dill! LOL I have become obsessed with the Sarsgaard mullet ever since he came off my list for the Mexican hotel stunt!
(Btw I just came back from Tesco and went in there to get some milk and I came out with cake decorating materials!...No Orientals as such though.)

kokodee said...

yay for dill, but how long will it last?

jla said...

oooh.. Jake is such a pec tease!! Have yall noticed how his shirts are getting progressively more form fitting? He's just giving us a little taste...enough to let our imaginations get naughty. It's like the spring sneak preview trailer to the summer feature presentation (bare torso)!! Sorry for the crappy body-as-a-movie metephor...I seem to become a bit inarticulate when it comes to The Gyllenhaal. As Jake gets hotter... I get dumber!!

britpopbaby said...

Have yall noticed how his shirts are getting progressively more form fitting?

I know! It makes me wobbly.

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Paranoir said...

I wonder how many clicks Jake would have had... ^^'