Tuesday, May 23, 2006

RUBRIC RODEO #3

Whoops! I forgot all about this, sorry! The winner of last time's rodeo is anneka who wrote:
"In the waiting area at Britpopbaby’s local police station, the three culprits of Friday's midnight mishaps still seemed very pleased with themselves, although now that the illegal substances were wearing off, they were beginning to wonder where their trousers were."
It was topical and it made me chortle a good 'un.

Wanna play again?
So what's Jake doing here? Keep your captions short and witty!

UPDATE: I forgot to offer a totally awesome prize. Look what I just received from a certain someone:

35 comments:

br33n said...

Did Anneka get the Mullet-tastic Sarsgaard picture?

Anneka said...

Anneka did not. She's still waiting.

She'd settle for a bag of chips.

britpopbaby said...

It's in the mail.

gin said...

After his stunning rendition of "Danke Shein", a la Ferris Bueller, Jake takes a moment to give some love to his adoring crowd. :)

Anonymous said...

"Toilets? That way."

Anneka said...

Okay. Anneka's received her prize. The post between adjacent rooms just isn't what it used to be.

br33n said...

Does the next winner get another loosely Jake based item? Like, a pack of Jacob's crackers?

Because if the answers yes, then I need to think. Think long and hard...something witty, yet relevant.

Just for the crackers.

julia said...

Jake the auctioneer, selling unnecessary stuff:
Okay, nobody more than two dollars?
Going, going, gone!
Kirsten Dunst sold to the old man wearing a green shirt!

maggied said...

OK everybody, those two are undercover Jake Watch stalkers, and I'm blowing their cover- on the count of three everyone take their picture- we'll see how THEY like their faces all over the web.

Anonymous said...

Jake is randomly querying individuals within a crowd of somewhat embarrassed-looking young straight males on whether each of them knows where the female clitoris is located. So far, no one's given a correct answer.

britpopbaby said...

Ha! You guys are on top form today! And yeah, I'll get thinking of some randomly related Jake prize.

miffed67 said...

It's in the mail.

Uh....you live in the same house!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Jake’s rendition of Saturday Fever clearly shocked the stunned onlooker. The crowed, making a stab at smiling, looks a tad stretched and overly polite.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Well done Anneka! Did Britpop only put a 2nd class stamp on?

Anonymous said...

Rock and roll? Over there...

Katie of Sweden said...

- Time for striptease!

squallcloud said...

That "signed" photo gave me a good chuckle this morning, brit.

gin said...

Wow...a fakey Jakey autograph! Holla. :)

Anonymous said...

The unveiling of the Jake Gyllenhaal statue was a huge anti-climax. It's just as well that Jake likes to disappoint.

miffed67 said...

"You put your left arm in, you take your left arm out, you put your left arm in and you shake it all about...."

~DKBB~ said...

I simply cannot top gin's "Ferris Bueller" caption...brilliant! :)

claire said...

Jake really wasn't making a big enough effort to dispel those gay rumours

Anonymous said...

"Young man there's no need to feel down. I said young man......"

Anonymous said...

Atticus, you better get right back to that trailer and babysit Boo like I told you to!


-Lynn

Anneka said...

Thanks nothing really matters. Perhaps britpop and I should bash a hole in the wall between our bedrooms to make postal problems a thing of the past.

And my entry -

"Man, you made a mistake Sam Raimi. I would have been perfect in that role. Watch - 'Go web, GO!' See? Would have saved you money too: Kirsten and I could have shared a ride to the set. Just weren't thinking thriftily, were you Raimi?"

cowgirl said...

"So tell me, that guy in the background with the light blue shirt on, he's totally checking out my ass, isn't he. Yeeeeeha All together now: YMCA.taradada... (P.S.I'm the cowboy, my costumes at the dry cleaners)

claire said...

"britpop, what did I tell you about stalking me when I'm doing really important things like saving the world and getting the kids to vote. Man. Now get out of my shot otherwise you won't be getting any jakey treats later...nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean"

putapon said...

"I told you, you mess with the bull you get the horns" Jake sternly commanded to a crowd of scantily clad females and paparazzi trying to get themselves a piece of Jake.

Anonymous said...

Anneka,

Your entry is just too funny -
it's perfect!

Anonymous said...

Cowgirl and Claire -

Both of your entries are so funny! Lovin em!

-Lynn

Anonymous said...

BTW, Cowgirl, they are ALL checking out his ass ;)

(P.S.I'm the cowboy, my costumes at the dry cleaners)

Yeehaaa!

silver said...

"Fever night fever night fever"

-Jake Gyllenhaal,Half man, Half invincible, three-quarters God, and 13% Unexplored talent.

gin said...

When I heard Jakey sing falsetto...I became goo. :) *sigh*
He gives ME a night fever! ;)

jharlow33 said...

watching Jake, watching Jake...
sigh.

nugget said...

"That way to Mordor"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard at all the comments. This is the best site on the whole freaking Internet!