Wow, what can I say? You all get A+ plus for effort and the ass kissin' from miffed and the marriage proposal from kokodee were beautiful bonuses. I really appreciate the feedback (and the love), it looks like we're all pretty much on the proverbial same page. Just to talk quickly about the colour scheme, a few people said they preferred the black - I liked it too but apparently it's really hard to read white text on a black background in FireFox so it had to go. We can't go discriminating against people who use medium sized woodland animals to do their internet exploring, now can we?
And just in case you wanna know, Jake’s answers were:
1. What? Jake Watch? Who are you? How did you get this number?
2. My favourite features are my eyes, my amazing guns and my tight ass. Of Jake Watch? Seriously, who are you?
3. I have caller ID you know.
4. Back rub? Pancakes? Are you one of those internet freaks? Dude, you need a job.
5. I'd go A. I get a free one, right? Just for being Jake?
6. I'm going to hang up on you now but just so you know, I love you britpopbaby and I would marry you but woman, you are six levels of batshit crazy. And could you tell all the Jake Watch readers that I love them too but if I see them near my house again I'll do more then spray 'em with the hose. Thanks. Ciao!