RUBRIC RODEO WINNER
Again it was very close so I think we'll have a couple of runners up:
"Toilets? That way." anon
"Atticus, you better get right back to that trailer and babysit Boo like I told you to!" Lynn
And the winner is...gin!
"After his stunning rendition of "Danke Shein", a la Ferris Bueller, Jake takes a moment to give some love to his adoring crowd."
gin, you'll just have to copy and save that genuine autograph because I er, misplaced the original. Sorry.
JAKE DINES WITH JEN
According to THIS article Jake enjoyed a evening meal with Jen and four other friends at Babbo Ristorante in Manhattan's West Village on 24th May.
Thanks to nothingreallymatters for this news!
BRITPOPBABY LEAVES UNIVERSITY
Yeah, I know. It's big news for us all but hopefully, with time, we'll be available to move on and accept that we're adults now and we have to get some sort of career.
WE GOT SMACKED
Jake Watch got reviewed over at italk2much. I submitted it about two months ago to see what would happen and 'twas not good. Here is what the reviewer Charred had to say:
I understand that Mr. Gyllenhall is an attractive young man who’s very much in the public eye, and I understand that people can get...obsessive in their emotional attachments.
I also understand that this blog is meant to have a a tongue-in-cheek, “we’re just pretending to be this crazy” attitude about it, but...why?
Sorry, no, that’s not going to cut it. Not with me, anyway.
I don’t care WHAT actor/actress/personality this kind of blog is about.
I just couldn’t care less.
We got one smack though which ain't too bad and as ripping aparts go, we got off quite light. The site has an honesty is the best policy, er, policy.