LOL @ the first one! Oh, I do like that wicked thought. ;)
didn't quite get the first one=( The second is hella cute though:)
^She screw him until his ding-dong fell off
"Fell off"? You don't mean lika falling off for real... does "fall off" really mean like "going down"? Cause fell off...erm..not nice if it fell off ya know...
It's a saying. It means you just wanna have A LOT of sex
Ooh, that first one IS naughty. I love naughty Jake secrets! And the second one is just darling. Oh, I love you people! Keep 'em coming!
Pics of a shirtless Jake certainly do send the oestrogen levels sky-high. Amen sisters!
I can totally relate to the second one. And the first one, actually...
Heh! I love both of these! I totally get the sentiments of the first one, except....OUCH! And the second, awwwww! That's so cute!
Ah, wonderful. Yhe first one, for what's ommitted, and for making me do the work of completing it. Oh, just think of all the ways one could complete it ...
i just love your nick, blog & music taste!(and cannot decide, which of these i like the most)
so darn yummy!
Jake without a ding dongis like a ship without a sailis like a boat without a rudderis like a dog without a taileff his BRAINS out but do not mess with the ding dong
^Beautiful!! We should have a limerick competition!!
I love the 1st one.. my sentiments exactly. Then again, I would be a shame for it to go missing. ;)
I thought it meant the postcard writer wanked to that picture until his wang fell off. At least that's what I picked up...
Maybe not till it FALLS OFF, but maybe till it's shootin' powder. :)
Goodness. What heated debate. For the record, I meant it as BPB said, and it is not intended literally in the slightest. I think the implication of the saying is that it won't (fall off) so there is potentially a lot of mileage to covered.Thank you everyone for not being offended (YET) at my rather naughty secret.
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