Friday, May 26, 2006

JAKE GYLLENHAAL...LADY KILLER

This is not the first evidence I've seen of Jake's fatal effect on women but I thought Kiki might be immune given her outrageous, inexplainable actions of the past. I can only presume that there is some secret Hollywood society charged with replacing corpse celebs with clones so that we don't notice. That might explain why Marie-Antoinette sucks the big one but it doesn't help me in working out why everyone liked Lost In Translation so much.

41 comments:

Katie of Sweden said...

Love that pic!! Yes the expression of hers is exactly how he makes me feel...

only1annabel said...

ha ha! thats one funny photo! that'll teach you Kirsten!

silver said...

awww.... I just love that set of pics. The one where he's hugging and kissing her is priceless. I think that around that time, they really loved each other.... aww...

Katie of Sweden said...

Kissing? Is this Kirsten then? Or WHO is this girl? Need answer NOW :)

cina said...

Katie, calm down! LOL! These are old pics from 2003. Jake and Kirsten are in London, and yes, Jake gives her a kiss on the cheek in one of the pics from that set.

gin said...

Those pictures are my most and least favorite of him and Kirsten. On one hand, I want to claw her eyes out with jealousy...but can you really blame me?
On the other hand, though, the way he looks at her...you can just see how in love he was. It's beyond beautiful to see him look like that.

cina said...

^^ Agreed.

Anonymous said...

That set of pictures is what made me stop going to Iheartjake and looking at the pap pics (mind you, I've since been back, I'm a total hypocrite). It made me sad, because I saw them AFTER they had already broken up, and my first thought was, "with coverage like THIS, those two didn't stand a chance!". :-(

Ivy said...

This is from the same set of pictures that includes a photograph showing Kirsten's complete lack of table manners. I don't know if you guys have seen it but it's hilarious - she's contorting her mouth into a snarl, the entirety of her tongue is on display, and she's shoving leafy greens down her throat with her hand. Jake's staring at her with a disbelieving and slightly nauseated look on his face as if to say "For the love of God, use a fork!" britpopbaby, if I find the picture am I permitted to post the link here?

gin said...

OMG...those pics of her are hysterical. When they used to allow gallery comments at ihj, someone said of one of those pics, "it looks like she's eating a praying mantis." I rolled laughing.

br33n said...

Ivy, that picture is hilarious! He's got this disgusted look on his face and she's just munching away oblivious to the fact that she's completely grossing him out.

But, in Kiki's defense he starts picking his nose during the meal too. Nice.

Anyway here's the link if anyone wants to see. Britpopbaby if we are not allowed to put links up here then i'll take it down. Sorry!

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=173&pos=32

winterbird said...

I think that's a cute picture, even though I like Kiki's wardrobe more than herself. And yeah, what were she thinking???

As for "Lost in Translation", I always think it was a fluke for Ms Coppola and all credits should only go to Bill Murray.

Anonymous said...

I always thought that, later in this sequence of pictures, they were hamming it up for the papparazzi, striking poses and making themselves look as weird as possible. In the beginning of the sequence, I think they were naturally displaying affection, but as the papparazzi got thrilled & kept snapping pictures, I am sure they began to get annoyed. Thus the exaggerated facial expressions & etc.

gin said...

Yeah, I thought he was picking his nose on purpose. Of course, I've seen him do it in other pics, too. Maybe he's just a nosepicker. A trait which would look terrible for anyone less beautiful than him. ;) As far as I'm concerned, he can dig up there all he wants.

thesweetestone said...

she looks kinda retarded, but who can blame her?

Anonymous said...

GOOD LORD HE'S HOT. And good lord I hate her.

Oh hello. Been lurkin for a couple of weeks around here. Thought I'd pop by to say hi. :-D Finally. Girls who are insanely crazy over GyllenHot. Finally, I am home. I simply adore this site!

wtbgirl said...

Kirsten's not my favorite person in the world, and I think the bloom is off her rose (she looked a lot better back in 2003 than now) ... BUT ... it is clear that Jake REALLY loved this woman, in these pictures and others taken in 2002-2003, which is pretty sweet. I mean, he was happy.

Katie of Sweden said...

I think he is cute and the she is cute. I son't feel any jealusy at all... I think they do match each other extremely well. I also think she's a great actor and that Jake has loved her just makes me more curious about her, not jealous. I mean, she's not a classic beauty which makes her more interesting in a way. I don't know why they broke up but they sure seem to have been happy at that time they were together. I wish them both luck´and I think htey're cool that can spend time together even though they're not a couple anymore.

Ivy said...

Thanks for that link br33n! The link I had in mind was to a smaller picture, the one on IHJ is of much better quality. As it was my suggestion in the first place, apologies to britpopbaby if we aren't allowed to post links.

That picture never fails to make me laugh. It isn't so much the way Kirsten's eating as the look on Jake's face. I don't rate Dunst on any level but, in her defence, the girl looks as though she could do with some nourishment. It's not her fault I can't stand her - to be fair, my adoration of Maggie Gyllenhaal pretty much ruins it for every other actress. What I COMPLETELY FAIL to understand is why she dumped Jake. So she enjoys going out on the town and he prefers to stay in? Bloody hell, if Jake wanted to be my boyfriend I'd be only too glad to stay in night after night, enjoying hours and hours of hot, heavy, pounding intellectual conversation.

squallcloud said...

I recently got over my unreasonable hatred for her but I still don't want him going back. I want him to be with somebody I can drool over too so then it's fun for everyone, Rosario, Shakira, Keira, Austin, Jon Rhys-Meyers... somebody I can be a little gaga over myself and all will be much better for the stalking. But then, if he goes back to Kirsten his inexplicable hold on me might lessen and I can get that life I've been meaning to get... Conundrum.

Katie of Sweden said...

Ivy, none of us really n´know why she dumoed him, but even though we adore him so much there can always be strange things going on in relationships that is a reason to end it. Of course they can't put that reason out in public - so we don't know really. But I know many guys aho looks adorable on the outside but aren't that nice on the inside as time goes bu in a relationship. Just because he looks extremely good he doesn't have to have been a good boyfriend with her. Boring comment this I know, but have to defence her cause she doesn't deserve to be regarded as dumb...

maria said...

Oh my, it's really hard for a lot of fans of Jake to say something good about Kirsten, isn't it?!
For what it's worth, I think he really loved her. I was totally unaware of Jake when he and Kirsten were a couple, but I have seen quite some pictures of them together since and if body language means anything, she obviously made him happy.
As to Kirsten, I don't know her but I want to give her some credit (by the way, she has been in several Belgian magazines and papers lately and it is not true that all reviews of Marie Antoinette are negative; the reviews range from so-so to good, but noone has said so far Kirsten did a bad job in the movie);
she definitely seemed to make him laugh!
All the people on this site seem to think highly of Jake, so let's also give him some credit for the people he chooses to be with; as far as we can tell they are still friends.
By the way, I think they both look rather slovenly in this series of pictures - not just Kirsten! (But that may have something to do with the fact that I truly hate track suits on anybody!)

squallcloud said...

katie! Jake is the best boyfriend who ever did boyfriend. EVER! How dare you besmirch his boyfriend credentials. *sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalalala! ...

(Seriously though, he might have been a total pain in the ass for all we know. lol) ;o)

wesntia said...

Well Kirsten isn't that good as far as acting goes, but apart from that I have nothing against her. She's a little annoying, yes, but I can imagine Jake is that sometimes too.. I don't think I'd get a long with her that well if I ever met her, but then again I don't think I'd get along with anyone (with some exceptions) who lives in Hollywood.

thesweetestone said...

you know, i have nothing against kirsten, but its just... To me he is so perfect i hardly belive he really exists, and then the fact that there is a girl out there who gets to be with him, make love to him, talk to him and all the other normal boyfriend-girlfriend stuff...seems so weard. She is cute and all(personally i dont think she looks any better than me but thats just being superficial, i mean i dont know her)but to me he is like divine, and the fact he was with her makes him human, and it is sweet and confusing. Cause than i know all we get from him is an ideal ...and maybe i dont want him to be a person, i need him to be a fantasy, my vision of pure perfection. Of course its dumb and immature and even a bit dangerous and im doing my best to grow up. but till then- I think this is my reason for not liking kirsten to much. other than that, shes cool.

wesntia said...

Oh and by the way, Lost in Translation sucked and Sofia Coppola sucks too.

maria said...

Sorry, I have not seen Lost in Translation but I loved The Virgin Suicides.

wtbgirl said...

I kept staring at Josh Hartnett's unibrow the entire time he was on screen in The Virgin Suicides - it's like it had a life of its own.

I will say the Dunster looked better in that flick than anytime before or since, but it didn't hurt that everything was filmed in very 70's, "gauzy" way.

wesntia said...

Virgins Suicides was ruined for me because of how it started...that shot of the trees and clouds. *brr*
The plot was kinda cute, but I didn't really like the directing. And true, Kiki has never looked better than she did in VS.

Anonymous said...

The fact that a guy as preposterously handsome as Jake once was able to love Kirsten -- whom everyone here agrees is not a world-shaking beauty -- ought to give the rest of us a little hope, right? Maybe Jake could like us for our character. Or something. That is, if he didn't scream & run away in fright immediately at the sound of us all yowling over him like so many cats in heat.

Ivy said...

You're right Katie, there could have been many reasons as to why Jake and Kirsten broke up. I've never liked Kirsten Dunst and I can't justify it - I've just never felt able to warm to her. Anyhow, I'd like to take this opportunity to send out a lot of love to the toothpaste stripe down the side of Jake's joggers. You gotta love the sartorial details.

britpopbaby said...

Course you can post links - as long as it's not to some dodgy porn site or anything but you guys would do that, would you?

miffed67 said...

^^ Only if the pics were of the Gyllenhaal. Site would probably crash tho.....

Anonymous said...

She looks like her head fell in the chip pan!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god.How she can stuff her face with that grass hopper and open her mouth so wide right in front of him?The woman has no decorium.No wonder he is looking astonished.

debaser said...

I think they're lovely pictures...and I like the fact that she feels comfortable to eat like a complete spakker in front of him.

I think they are both a bit annoying...Jake does annoy me quite a bit in interviews...but no amount of annoyingness can supress my love for him.

plus, he can act, kiki can not.

sofia copolla is a complete retard. I thought marie antoinette was supposed to be french.

britpopbaby said...

^I know she says she was trying to be quirky by letting everyone use there natural accent but its balatantly because Kiki and Co. would've sounded ridiculous and couldn't master the accents.

mop said...

She couldn't master the acting either but that didn't stop her from being cast.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Marie Antoinette was Austrian, although she would've spoken French at court. Probably with an Austrian accent, whatever that is. German I presume? Maybe Kiki could've pulled that one off being of German extraction an' all? Probably not.

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