Thursday, May 11, 2006

JAKE GOES WILD...FOR HIM



Out at night? In a bar? With stains? And a leggy blonde? Just what the dickens is going on here, Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal? Actually, I think it's better if I don't know and I hope to god that woman hanging off you is just some crazy street walker who thought she'd have a go. Shameful, Jake, just shameful.

32 comments:

Katie of Sweden said...

In the middle pic, are the jeansbuttons still open or is it just my hallicination?

cina said...

He IS unzipped! I've seen another pic from that series that shows it more clearly. LOL

I think that girl is just some drunk random girl who wanted to be in a pic with Jake. He doesn't seem to be too happy having her hanging on his shoulder.

Btw katie of sweden - I guess you're swedish? So am I... ;-)

Katie of Sweden said...

Hej cina :) So unzipped was the word I was looking for.. UNZIPPED?!?! So it was not just my fantasy here playing tricks.. Though I think that girl is just a random one passing by..

Hehe..unzipped, interesting though.. :)

Ennis said...

The "street walker" is in fact a pro-active "beard." But our Jakey looks quite uncomfortable.

Anonymous said...

Did Jakey get a beer dumped on him accidentally in close quarters inside some club? The drunken female may be offering to blot the excess from his hoodie.

Prophecy Girl said...

These pictures crack me up! The drunk chick needs to Back. Away. From. Our. Man. but I find it charmingly endearing that he's walking around in a dirty hoodie. I can only imagine what revelry led to the state he's in. :)

Anonymous said...

I think he is wearing button-fly jeans. Jake seems definitely annoyed either by that woman or the paps. Anyway, she's quite ugly, isn't she?

britpopbaby said...

Dude, she is tall! Jake's about 6ft and she is bigger than him AND she is wearing flats. Maybe he was frightened?

miffed67 said...

She IS tall. At least 6 ft., I think Jake was ducking a little in that pic, like he was trying to get her hand off his shoulder. There's another one at IHJ.com where he's a step ahead of her and she looks to be a couple inches shorter than him.

He is ADORABLE! I just can't get over it. Good lord, how many paps ARE there in LA? It's almost like they're a pack of rabid dogs, just roaming the streets....how do they manage to find him so unerringly?

Wait....did someone say his fly is open? Uh...I'll be back later!

Anonymous said...

This is what Jake looked like after we all pinned him and took turns sitting spraddled across his chest. ;-)

Prophecy Girl said...

Ha! Oh, you are SO BAD, Anon 8:03! If only it was true... :)

Anonymous said...

I think I see the face of Christ in Jake's mysterious stain!!!

Anonymous said...

Aside from the other sartorial clues,
is it my imagination, or are those brows looking rather wayward? No stylists hanging around these days.

Anonymous said...

I think his hoodie is not stained but slightly wet. Maybe he got too close to some wet surface, the bathroom sink perhaps. It happens to me sometimes and my shirt ends up like Jake's. If you look at his right arm, there's another stain on the wrist. I hope he isn't drunk. He's got his car keys in one of his hands.

beskyddaren said...

anon 8:36: LOL!!!!!

cina said...

^^ HAHA!! Agreed! LOLOL!

Anonymous said...

She's a fan,waiting around for him to come out of the bar.I feel sorry for him.Paparazzi on every sidewalk.I hope he's not driving,but he is holding his keys and making his way to a car park.Looks like anyway.He looks one over the eight.Jake,i love you baby.Keep smiling.Don't let the ba****ds grind you down!

Miss Twist said...

Ah yes the hooker(by that I mean she has hooked herself around our man) definitely looks like some random intoxicated woman he found on the street, I have been to Santa Monica, there are alot of random drunken women there! But she reminded me(as she looks like someone who would be on Hollyoaks) that Jake was mentioned on Hollyoaks today. Now I wouldn't normally watch that sort of crap but my friend texted me to say he was mentioned. I feel proud that as soon as someone hears Jake's name they think of me, and that is how it should be! LOL

Anonymous said...

Ooh what did they say on Hollyoaks Miss Twist?Do you know?
How brill,even though i too have no interest it in normally,right now i do.lol

Miss Twist said...

Apparently there is a character called Jake in Hollyoaks and his daughter in law was talking about soul mates. And Jake's daughter-in-law said, "I think Jake is the perfect soul mate" and apparently the d-i-l's(lol Dills) friend said "What Becka's Jake?" And the d-i-l said, "No Jake Gyllenhaal, he is my soul mate!". Now that is just what my friend said happened but it might not be totally true. But she said that Hollyoaks has an omnibus on Sunday so I will watch it then and tell you was said, if I get up early enough.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Miss Twist.I will watch it too!

Anonymous said...

I don't think he seems drunk. I've seen a couple pics where I thought he could be high (ducks) but I think he looks sober here.

What's "Hollyoaks"?

wtbgirl said...

Note to self:

If I ever meet Jake DO NOT

(a) drukenly glom onto him like that chick
(b) ever do it in front of a gaggle of paps
(c) ever under any circumstances approach him wearing that hat she's got on.

Anonymous said...

'Hollyoaks' is a sort of teenage soap drama.Not really teenage exactly,but i would think the majority of their viewers fall into that bracket?

Karyney said...

You know, I was kind of perturbed myself when I saw the 20 pics of him leaving the bar... Do we need pictures of every single step? I don't mind a pic a day, as long as I know he's alive.

Anonymous said...

RE: Hollyoaks. Is this a cable thing? Believe it or not, haven't got cable...I'm poor and had to choose between cable TV and hi speed internet--the latter is much more rewarding...but is there a place online to see this show, and if so, is it worth watching?

Anonymous said...

The first time I saw this I read, "Jake goes wild...for him" as meaning, although there is a [scary] chick in this pic, Jake actually went wild for a "him." Perhaps someone cut out of the pics.

But, no, there's no him. Just scary, scary, scary peroxided hat-from-hell chick.

mossy said...

I'll bet you anything that wet stain is from bathroom sink splashage or bar counter spillage. And I love it, lol.

Anon 8:03, I can't believe you went there *out loud*, hahaha. :0

Anonymous said...

The woman looks like Aileen Wuornos. Jake must have really been having a bad day. We first see him with the homeless guy, then we see him with this lady all covered in water, urine, saliva, cum, etc.....

Anonymous said...

ANON 6.20.Re:Hollyoaks.It's not cable.It's on in the U.K.Channel 4.

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Anonymous said...

The girl is probably a stripper and he just got done doing her and forgot to zip his pants, and get over yourselves you have no chance with him.