Thursday, May 25, 2006

JAKE BUYS BRITPOPBABY'S BOOK, "MY LIFE AS A STALKER"


Includes chapters on camouflage, trash searches, codenames and avoiding court orders. Introduction by Brigadier John Smith, former SAS officer and jet setting playboy. Available from all good book stores, priced £10.99 ($18.50).

50 comments:

Katie of Sweden said...

CUTE!

Katie of Sweden said...

Where did you find these? They are not added recently to iheartmedia, are they?

Anonymous said...

Is this today?

Katie of Sweden said...

Is he not wearing NIKE or what? Is that blue jacket borrowed from someone?

miffed67 said...

What?!? Jake's wearing Nike? I swear....he must own stock in the company or something!

What a cutie...I've never seen that jacket before, is it new?

Anonymous said...

It sucks that he is so hounded by the paps in NYC. This is such a great city and I hope he doesn't get turned off from being here because of the paps. We are cool peeps here and leave him alone. The paps are scumbags!

Katie of Sweden said...

I remember someone here keeping a record on his clothes... who's that? Did you get this one into your notes? :)

Katie of Sweden said...

It is a nike jacket but I can't say for sure if he's wearing nike or not? Can anyone else see...?

Anonymous said...

I meant nike shoes....

miffed67 said...

Yes, the shoes are Nike, too.

thesweetestone said...

I wish hed wear addidas...I love it on guys

Katie of Sweden said...

Me too thesweetestone. I prefer adidas... (wearing it now)

Anonymous said...

The first pic is sad IMO. Jake used to be a lot more okay with the paparazzi but since they've decided to stalk and harrass him every day, you can see that even Jake is sick of them now.

thesweetestone said...

Im a freak for addidas. So if Jake is by any chance reading this- start wearing addidas and stop wearing shirts! Thanx.

Prophecy Girl said...

Aw, poor Jake. It looks like he's holding up some enormous social studies book that an 8th grader covered with a grocery sack. Good old, middle school. Britpop does have a lot of experience, though, so it doesn't surprise me that her book is so enormously large. :)

zoo said...

Oh poor darling. He's fed up of being constantly papped, isn't he?

wtbgirl said...

Posted this elsewhere (reaction to the same thing) but though it might help here too:

As a New Yorker that lives in the West Village, I just wanted to mention that there are no hoardes or big groups of paps milling around the neighborhood. In 10 years I have never seen that type of spectacle EXCEPT after JFK Jr. got married (used to work around the corner from his Tribeca loft).

Once in awhile you see some dude trying to pass as a tourist, but then you see he has some crazy long telephoto lens. These one or two guys hanging around know where the local celebs live and they likely just hang out all day like parasites.

Celebs in my 'hood walk around anonymously just like everyone else. However, Jake hangs out in a very small area, and often goes to the same places, so this pap knew exactly where to hang out all day.

However, because celebs are left alone here, and because the West Village streets are pretty quiet, if some guy starts clicking away in front of Jake, let alone makes comments, the pap is causing a complete commotion and spectacle, which is probably why Jake covers his face.

I hate that he has to cover his face as well, but just wanted to mention that except maybe the few minutes per day this happens to him, he is likely left alone - the Village, and the city really is celeb friendly and one can live here anonymously and in relative peace.

Anonymous said...

[Wicked thoughts ...] I remember the 8th grade boys using those enormous social studies books to cover up something else, lower down, which troubled them at inconvenient times.

Wouldn't mind seeing Jake do that, either.

It would have to be a perfectly enormous art book, though, I think.

Amerika Bound said...

*sigh* I am a sucker for a guy in nike's.

Ivy said...

Oh Jake, don't you realise that when you hide your face it just draws our attention to other parts of your body? Or perhaps you know that already, you cheeky cat.

Sometimes I do feel a little sorry for him, but then if you will walk around being all sexy and talented . . .

theesweetestone said...

Ivy, youre right. He SO had it coming:-)

MW said...

Jake G decked out in them Nikes/
Telling the paps to take a hike please/

With all that Nike gear he's copping, I wouldn't be surprised if he got those new iPod/Nike runners already.

And I concur with ivy completely...cheeky cat, lol.

miffed67 said...

LOL! That's my new nickname for Jake....Cheeky Cat!

*adds to list:
Sexy Beast
Sex on a Stick
Mr. Lickable Mole
Sex on Legs (seeing a theme here)
Cheeky Cat

CHECK!*

squallcloud said...

Okay I wanna play. Mr. Fuckable. I stole it from Mathew McConawhosits as it had bestowed on him by of all unlikely sources, Jonagthan Rhys-Meyers but Jake actually is Mr. Fuckable. Mat McC is cute but come on, let's be real.

I kinda feel bad about the paps now. He was so opened to it in November but now he's so over it. Ah well, there is a price to be paid for being such a sexy beast, and this is it.

theSweetestone said...

Or just... The Sex

Thesweetestone said...

I cant belive lifes so complex
When i just want to sit here and watch you undress...

beskyddaren said...

Yes, this is love, this is love that I'm feeling.... ; )

Cina said...

Why didn't he just pull the shirt over his face? Then all of us would be satisfied; he would be hiding his face, and we'd get to see those sexy abs.
Could you please use that technique next time Jake?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Britpop can I get a signed copy of your book??

Anonymous said...

Drink in one hand,book in the other,all set up to go and relax to wherever he is going to and chill out.Have a sweet time baby.
The beard is getting less everyday methinks?

Bruinsmama said...

Jake=The God of Fuck

not Jared Leto.
sorrrrry!

squallcloud said...

The God of Fuck is very acceptable. bruinsmama. Yah although I would mind if he and Jared wrastled over the title... in baby oil.

Anonymous said...

That door being held open with just a piece of plywood is seriously worrying.Some little kid tramples along,kicks a wacking great basket ball into it and wham!That drink is going straight down
the ever so white t-shirt. Mmm,whats the name of that book store?I need to report them to health and safety and save our Jake.
Nice shorts!

Ivy said...

Mr Lickable Mole! Hahaaaaaaa! miffed67, I think you've outdone yourself. It reminds me of the 'Scrubs' episode in which Carla refers to Turk's mole as "the tickle button".

miffed67 said...

^^ LOL, ivy! I dare you...DARE you...to NOT think of licking him all over when you see those moles!

It's impossible, I tell you!

britpopbaby said...

Anyone who wants a signed copy of my book will have to attend by reading which has yet to be arranged but I was thinking we could hold it down some alley behind the dumpsters?

wtbgirl said...

I actually think I fell in love with one of Jake's moles first. I was watching Brokeback and saw the mole on his back - and I do remember distinctly wanting to lick that thing.

Great - I am in love with a mole. My dermatologist would be so proud.

miffed67 said...

Anyone who wants a signed copy of my book will have to attend by reading which has yet to be arranged but I was thinking we could hold it down some alley behind the dumpsters?

Oh, good! Won't be far from the gutter, then. So THERE, baby!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Down an alley is fine can't think of a better place! How do you come up with these idea's??

thesweetestone said...

Id like to lick him all over...not just that.... He makes me start seriouslly considering canibalisam. ok, now im gonna go take my meds :-)

thesweetestone said...

Id like to lick him all over... and more...he makes me start seriouslly considering canibalisam. Ok, NOW Im gonna go take my meds...

gin said...

Me wanting to lick Jake has little to do with a presence or lack of melanin. ;) I can think of a place on him that I'd imagine is mole-free that I'd lick away on all day like a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Hmm...I need a Jake nickname...I'm hoping one day I can just call him "hubby". ;)

Anonymous said...

I'd like to lick his anatomy!

mop said...

Gin - It's gotta have one mole.

Anonymous said...

Picturing it ... with a mole ... thanks, Mop, for that indelible image. Now I am imagining a game that BritPopBaby could devise. "Pin the mole in the proper spot on Jakey's jakey."

sqallcloud said...

The above the lip mole is the best mole, closely followed by the back mole but mostly because of how diliciously Jakey stradled then slowly lowered himself onto Heath in the SNiT scene. Fuck that, his mole shoulda got a damn Oscar! His eyelashes should have gotten at least a nod in the driving to Mexico crying scene. They were acting their little asses off.

miffed67 said...

My favorite is the one right above his lip, closely followed by the one on the left side of his face, right below his eye. Man, oh man....that one gets me! Jake's like a connect the dots game.

Anonymous said...

He has a tiny constellation of smaller moles along his jaw, near his ear, doesn't he? I've imagined pressing my lips to each & every one of those. Jake, you are really an appaloosa, aren't you?

britpopbaby said...

Now I am imagining a game that BritPopBaby could devise. "Pin the mole in the proper spot on Jakey's jakey

I could but it would involve a very obvious job in Paint so it wouldn't be that tough to guess where the mole used to be.

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