Thursday, May 04, 2006

CONVEY YOURSELF THROUGH TEE SHIRTS

There was a time when I had big aspirations for Jake Watch merchandise. Hell, I still do. It would just make it simplier to spot other stalkers when out and about, doncha think? Well, I'm too lazy to have done anything concrete about it yet but just looky at what I found to appease your appetites in the meantime:
It's to the point! And what about this one for when you get thrown out of classy establishments you tried to follow Jake into:
And how about all those times when certain people or animals or inanimate objects get too close to our Gyllenhaal?
Anger and violence are always the best options.

I found them all at www.sodapoptees.com for the amazing price of $18. What is that, about £14? Hopefully top quality, 100% cotton, Jake Watch products will be available soon.

19 comments:

Prophecy Girl said...

I would totally buy a Jake Watch tee. And I would wear it with PRIDE.

kokodee said...

Lol, I'm torn between the stalker and the bitch tee!
I guess I'll have to have em' both.
Now, if only I can find a similarly named tent to pitch on the gyllenwolf's terrain; I hear that it ain't to far from the drunkst, sorry, dunst's pad.

miffed67 said...

Awesome! I want one of those "cult" T's! Who am I kidding....I'd have to have them all, of COURSE!

~DKBB~ said...

Oh, I've got to get that "bitch" T - it's just perfect! :)

SquallCloud said...

Those tees warm teh cockles of my heart. hee i said "cock".

I might buy em all!

britpopbaby said...

Woah, don't go spending all your hard earned cash just yet - I expect you all to purchase 'Jake Watch' hoodies, caps, bicycling pants and drink holders.

mossy said...

I'm holding out for the Jake Watch official brand t-shirt, too. Only the real McCoy will do!

Anonymous said...

Very vulgar that cut you one!

claire said...

$18? Less than a tenner according to my currency converter, the pound is strong my friend!

miffed67 said...

Oooo, impatiently awaiting official Jake Watch merch! Bring it on, britpopbaby!

*Have credit card, will travel.....weak dollar or no!*

britpopbaby said...

$18? Less than a tenner according to my currency converter, the pound is strong my friend!

Sweet! And they wanted us to go Euro, pah! This might be a good time to get my ass over to cafepress then.

miffed67 said...

Eh, the dollar is weak everywhere. My dad lives in Germany, he says the exchange rate is about 1 Euro = $.80. Rough! We're not the most popular kids on the block these days.

britpopbaby said...

That reminds me of a SNL sketch I saw, I don't know why I saw it cos it's not even on in the UK but anyways Topher Grace was dressed as a Euro and he was kicking someone dressed as the US dollar. It was funny. There was also a man in a bowler hat dressed as a five pound note and he was kicking the dollar too. Not that I condone violence...

tankergirl said...

Oh, oh, oh....The drink holders, yes! We need Jake Watch cardboard heat protectors for our coffees, so we can recognize one another at Urth Cafe, Tea Leaf & Joan's!

Anonymous said...

Yay@!!I want to buy a Jake Watch Shirt! i would wear it all the time!

--yay

Karyney said...

"I will cut you bitch" is the best! There should definitely be a Jake Watch tee with something like that - "Stay away from my Jake or I'll cut you bitch!" This is funny 'cause I'm thinking about buying a "Mrs. Gyllenhaal" tee on eBay... Ooh, yeah, Jake Watch hoodies!

britpopbaby said...

There was a selection of taglines for the t-shirts, I'll put them back up again and we can vote. :)
One of my favs was: Jake Watch - hitting the G spot daily!

miffed67 said...

That reminds me of a SNL sketch I saw, I don't know why I saw it cos it's not even on in the UK but anyways Topher Grace was dressed as a Euro and he was kicking someone dressed as the US dollar.

OMG, that is TOO hilarious!

I'm ALL FOR a Jake hoody! *making out shopping list....T-shirt, CHECK, Hoody, CHECK, cardboard drink holders for coffee cups, CHECK.....

britpopbaby said...

I did some research - a hoodie is $25, a baby doll is $17, a t-shirt is $13 and pin badges are 0.99 cents!