It's to the point! And what about this one for when you get thrown out of classy establishments you tried to follow Jake into:
And how about all those times when certain people or animals or inanimate objects get too close to our Gyllenhaal?
Anger and violence are always the best options.
I found them all at www.sodapoptees.com for the amazing price of $18. What is that, about £14? Hopefully top quality, 100% cotton, Jake Watch products will be available soon.