Thursday, May 18, 2006

BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There's too many! They've got him surrounded! Trapped! He's DOOMED! DOOMED, I tells ya! No escape! It's like the Titanic up in there! And they've all plucked their eyebrows too thin!

Well, seens this was taken in 2004 I take it Jake managed to escape by his daring and wit alone! But who knows how much he suffered, what scars still remain? Let us pray that something like this never happens again or Jake Watch might have to found a militant arm.

12 comments:

phoebe said...

Aargh, back off indeed!! The jealousy might be just too much to handle here. :-)

Poor, sweet Jakey. I bet you never saw 'em coming. Why are there so many of them? Who do they think they are, steppin' all over our man! The horror!

I'll become militant in a heartbeat, if that's what it takes. Anything for prince J.

Dalloway said...

Jake Gyllenhaal is not only young and hot, he’s also one of Hollywood’s most powerful movers and shakers, according to People and Premiere. (THE ASSOCIATED PRESS)
Gyllenhaal is obviously making the smart choices that will move him up in the Hollywood hierarchy as his career progresses, and as he begins dropping off teen magazines’ hot, hot, hot lists.

http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060518/COLUMN16/605180553/1102/RSS01&source=rss

Just wanted to share it with you..:))

Anonymous said...

I love that if you shaved all the girls eyebrows off and stuck them together, jakey's eyebrows would still be bigger!!

beskyddaren said...

I'm in!! Any kind of militant stuff usually disgusts me to no end but now - I've found the right Cause. Bloody hell, my name even means "protector"!

cina said...

Well, I've said it before - we need to have a JakeWatch base camp in LA to prevent things like that to ever happen again. Jake's safety is in our hands, ladies (and gents I suppose)!!

miffed67 said...

Hey, I'm all for a militant arm! I'm an Army veteran so I have military training, even!

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear. I have such fears, looking at this picture. This overly tweezed crew of females may be what finally drove Jake into the arms of a male lover. If that turns out to be so, I am holding them all personally responsible.

What will be next -- Jake trapped in the middle of a Mary Kay salesforce rally?

Katie of Sweden said...

:)
He looks like he's boored with it
:)

gin said...

That's what I was thinking. He looks bored. Probably cuz I'm not there. I remember this. He called me right after from his cell and was like, "Where WERE you? I was surrounded by less than average looking chicks!"
OK. Back to reality...
I'm jealous of them.

squallcloud said...

He looks like he's tired of their incessent squeeing. Come to Jake watch. Jakey the land of women, not silly girls.

Anonymous said...

Looks to me like he's thinking "okay, let's get this photo op over with already, I need to get me some CUPCAKES!!!"

Rain-drop said...

OMG Anonymous, your comment has me cracking up here!

I just looked at the pic again and that is SO true! Jake's eyebrows are bigger than all the girls' put together! LMAO!

Hilarious pic, though. Just look at him, surrounded by girls! What the heck are they doing? It doesn't seem like a "can I take a pic with us in it" fan thing, because he isn't smiling hugely. But then why are they all in a pic with him?

And what's with the "VOTE" hat?