Look! Jake drinks San Pellegrino, Italy's finest mineral water! Only the best, eh? No filthy American tap water to seen here. Jake's chubby friend seems to enjoy it too.
I know what you're thinking, "Holy mother of God, britpopbaby! I must know more about San Pellegrino, right now! Every detail of Jake's life, no matter how minute, must be known! Only then can I truly claim to understand him." Alright, calm down. Here you go, you eager little beavers: San Pellegrino
Now I bet you're thinking, "Wow. Jake drinks mineral water with a PH factor of 7.7. That's good to know. I feel like we're closer, y'know, spiritually. If only there was a way to show Jake I know this. Maybe I should buy him...oh wait...where do you buy this stuff from? Help! Help me, britpopbaby!" Oh, you kids! Here. And don't worry, they ship worldwide. Hmm, economic.