Saturday, April 22, 2006

NO NO NO NO NO. JUST NO.

Over my rotting corpse will this ever happen. Is this someone's idea of a joke? Because toying with people's emotions via photoshopped demonic images is not funny! If I EVER see ANYTHING like this again, in the words of Mr Furious, "Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your ass!" (It's from Mystery Men, starring the wonderous Ben Stiller. If you haven't seen it...you suck.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. This is wrong, on so many levels.

Chantelle said...

OMG!! You gave me a frigging heartattack (this is actually my ghost talking, you know what they say, if you die unhappy, you come back as a ghost)!! This is so scary, you need to censor it!

cina said...

Now THAT would give me nightmares.

Anonymous said...

It's a manip.Thank goodness people have a sense of humour.Now Jessie,go back to Nick whateverhisnameis?

wtbgirl said...

My eyes! My eyes!
I think the only thing worse would be a doctored photo with Jake and Paris or Jake and the Ho-Han.

Prophecy Girl said...

I'm physically ill.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for giving me the opportunity for imagining a meeting between Jake's parents and the Simpson girls' highly morally questionable father. "So," says Naomi, trying to be friendly, "what are your ideas about raising an attractive, talented and ... er ... unspoiled ... ah ... ** normal** child in the corrupt California show business atmosphere?"

Karyney said...

I saw them paired up in some trashy mag a while ago - I can't remember if they were picking men for Jess or gals for Jake - and it also made be feel a bit queasy. And it scared me too. But I'm sure we can give Jakey a little more credit than that - he's a smart man, ya'll! No threat, no threat.

Miss Twist said...

But if they did go out would they go for dinner and have tuna? I hear that the poultry is vey good in a resturant where Jake lives. LOL (In case you didn't get that Jessica Simpson once thought that tuna fish came from a chicken.)

I feel physically sick now! That is just every kind of wrong I can imagine!

Anonymous said...

Rumour mill a while back said they might be doing a vampire movie together.Just hope she keeps her fangs off of our Jake.

Anonymous said...

Jake and vampires?? I'm there!! As long as Jessica Simpson isn't in it... anyone but Jessica Simpson, please!

britpopbaby said...

Vampire movie? Oh yeah, they always work out so well. I saw a picture of him with her and Eva Mendes at her birthday party. Joaquin Phoenix was there too though so it looked like a bit of a free-for-all.

Anonymous said...

Ack!

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