Friday, April 07, 2006

JAKE IGNORES HIS MOTHER

I used to walk off in a different direction when my mother tried to talk to me in public, too. It's good to know that Jake's alive. Good to see someone finally tempted him out of the house after that whole George Clooney/Gawker debacle.

16 comments:

Miss Twist said...

I am loving all your work on this blog! Finally a place where us stalkers can be safe. We are always given bad press, I mean we are not all knife weilding maniacs (although some of us are) who are hell bent on getting a sniff of Jake....although that would be nice! *Stares in to the sky and dreams* Anyway getting back to the subject, it is great to see Jake back in the public eye again, although it is not good that he is ignoring his mother! We should be praising her, after all she did make Jake. But Jake does seem more interested in that parking meter! I wonder how much it costs to buy a parking meter from the LA council?....Back off bitches it was my idea, I am going to fly over there tomorrow and steal it, I mean who is going to miss a tiny little parking meter, after all Jake did stare at it! .......If the police ask I was never here.I can't believe they are still after me for stealing Jake's normal length socks. Anyway good day to you fellow wackos I am going to get my self a parking meter!

Anonymous said...

We can see why he liked Kirsten and her droopy tits--Mom has the same.

I got the impression from article (and my own secret Gyllenhal super sense!) that jake has his Ma have a complex relationship. I think he's a bit closer to Dad.

SquallCloud said...

Ah the dulcet tones of Mommy nagging. Jakey is not imune. He's looking more like hill folk everytime we see him. Maybe he's growing the beard for a part or maybe he's all emo and depressed because Austin isn't returning his calls. Don't fret Jakey you can come over this way anytime!

ana bel said...

But if you look at the other pics in this group (not that I have, perish the thought) you may or may not come away with the same impression as I...which is that Mom wasn't exactly engaging with Jake either, and that he is actually kind of exasperated with her at this point. Seems like "complex" may be a word for their relationship...look at the body language in this group of pics(formal kiss goodbye, with his body arched away from Mom) and compare it to shopping with Dad (no display of cheek-kissing, but relaxed and mirroring body language).

Why do I care enough about this to spend three minutes typing this???

britpopbaby said...

Ooo, contraversial! Jake and his mother have a complex relationship??

And miss twist, please let us know how that parking meter thing turns out...

Squallcloud, I have a joke about emo kids. How many emo kods does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry. Hee!

Hedda Parsons said...

I think Jake has a better relationship with his father. Of course I have know way of knowing this , I'm just comparing these stalkarazzi pics of Jake and his mom to the pics of Jake and his Dad. And Jake, PLEASE SHAVE!!!

Twist said...

This is no time to listen to his mother. He's just spotted a parking meter---we know from earlier pics how obsessed he is with parking meters, second only to curbs.
P.S. And Jake, keep the beard---looks great.

Miss Twist said...

The Parking meter hunt is on! I just arrived in La and I am hunting for the very meter right this second. Of course I had to stop at a cyber cafe to tell you what was happening. I have jusy rented a pneumatic drill from some builders round the corner and now all I have to wait for is for it to get dark. I only do my stealing in the dark, as Jake full well knows! One night he put his normal length socks in a draw and then the next morning they were gone! The cover of darkness will soon be apon me and then I can get to work. That parking meter will be gone before you can say knife wielding maniac!

lola said...

Happy to see his face again! Sorry, not his face... his beard. I'm on the Jake Shave! team. I'm sure it has to be for work. Maybe he's playing a role in X Men3, as Hugh Jackman's little brother. Or maybe he's going to join the Lost cast, as one of The Others. That's good, we'll see pictures of him surfing in Hawai, and, if we are lucky, maybe we'll see a rude, sweaty fight with Matthew Fox? Uhmmm!

lola said...

And of course, he has not a bad relationship with his mother, but that day he was angry because, like any other wise mother in the world would do, she spent all lunch time telling Jake to shave off that horrible beard!

Lauren (407) said...

Ahh yes...so he is human...

britpopbaby said...

I'm quite the beard fan. As long as it doesn't reach ZZ Top levels of scragginess...

Anonymous said...

I like the beard, too. Bless him, but at certain angles, he can have quite the "Duh!" face. The beard makes him look older, and lil' more edgy.

Anonymous said...

I like the beard too, the fuller the better IMO. It looks like Jake is going for a new image, if so I liked it. The smooth, hollywood/tuxedo look is OK but I prefer my Jakey this way. I hope he never shaves!!

Anonymous said...

Carrying all that ol' face and head hair around is making him feel cross. Only one solution to that ...

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