Tuesday, April 18, 2006

HUBBA HUBBA! IT'S THE RETURN OF THE TIGHTY WHITEY

Was their ever a man, in the history of time, who made a simple cotton white t-shirt look so f'ing great? I think not.
I would also point out that Jake has adopted the 'bridesmaid' rule, i.e hanging out with people less attractive to make you look better, but who are we kidding? Anyone is going to look like crap the cat dragged in and then the dog chewed standing next to Jake - remember Kirsten Dunst?

17 comments:

ka said...

yes, you r right, and I'm afraid "cause i heard what they've got in NYC for boys like you".

Cina said...

He does look REALLY good in a plain white T-shirt. But then again, that man would look good in a diaper for Christ's sake.
Not that I'd want to see him in one though...

Sheira said...

sigh the man is beautiful but uhmm what's with the hair? lol

kokodee said...

I love NY too, jake!
But I think you should come on over to london, you've been gone to long, besides you can test your culinary skills better with jamie oliver!

Miss Twist said...

Yeah Jake come to London. It is so much sunnier and dry over here. *not* I know you haven't been over here since February and that was only for 2 days. You need to stay over here perminantly and do another play.

See You said...

Miss Twist?! He was in London TWO days in February? The 19th and???

kokodee said...

he was in london on the 18th for the pre-bash party and 19th for the bafta

SquallCloud said...

Yay! ANd I think he cut his hair. the bear beard is still in place. Oh so smexy. I wonder if Austin is crying into his cornflakes back home whilste Jakey is shopping with Mystery Guy # 27. Nah, he's got the pups to worry on, maybe spreading his wings too. God Jake looks wonderful in that pic. *sigh* Does anybody else hunger to see Jake play Casidy in a live action version of the graphic novel "Preacher" He looks just like the illustration of that dude!

I Love New York. said...

Jake's frined is hot! And his dogs are either being watched by Kristen, who shares custodity with Atticus or they are at some puppy palace or something. I read an article somewhere that he takes his dogs there (In LA when he is out of town for awaile, sort of a fancy dog hotel for the rich). Glad to see that he is still in NY, I hope he decides to saty for good!

Karyney said...

That was funny about Kirsten. I think he should come to Chicago tho...

Lauren (407) said...

*dies* the white t-shirts...they get me every time...

Miss Twist said...

Yeah he was in the UK for 2 days, the 18th and the 19th. Well he was definitley there on the 19th cause I saw the top of his head as he went into the Odeon. Damn the rain, damn it! Ha, ha I have been with in 100 meters of him and Heath. Wow I just realised I shared Leicester square with Jake Gyllenhaal, even if I didn't see his whole body, or his face I was in the same square as him. LOL 2 months later and I finally realise that!

Anonymous said...

welcome to NY Jake. Hope you decide to move here.

ps. I miss your clean face...

jla said...

I really hope that Fruit of the Loom or Hanes is paying this gorgeous specimen a handsome fee for making this plain ass white T-shirt look like high fashion menswear!! I only hope the mere mortal men do not attempt to copy Jakes head-to-toe look because only THE original can pull off this roll outta bed, pickup and throw on my crumpled jeans from off the floor, put on my sunglasses and head out tha door, devil-may-care ensemble!! I nthe immortal words of Fat Bastard he's "Damn Sex-ay"

Anonymous said...

y'all do know what "tighty whities" actually are, right?

debaser said...

I think you should address the shoe situation....white t-shits are all well and sexy but those running shoes that look like genetically modified spaceships need to go.

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