Wednesday, April 05, 2006

GET YOU VERY OWN JAKE TODAY!

Forget Kabbalah! Forget Scientology! Forget Fundamentalist Islam! The new cult craze is here and finally, it's one we can all enjoy! No more having to drink outrageously priced water and make small talk with Madonna or pledging allegiance to Tom Cruise and his mate Ron because Cosmic Ordering is here!!

Cosmic Ordering creator Barbel Mohr (coolest name) says we can get anything we want by simply placing an order with the universe. By thinking postively and asserting your wishes you work with the natural flow of energy in the universe. (Worrying about shit constitutes working against the universe, so count yourselves warned!). If you want to know more you can buy/half inch this book: The Cosmic Ordering Service. Frankly, I've heard enough, this sounds like the cult for me. I ordered my Jake this morning from www.cosmicamazon.com and he will be shipped within 12-14 days.

7 comments:

debaser said...

mate youre cracking me up

britpopbaby said...

Good to hear, debaser my friend. I should think laughing is an integral part of the Cosmic Ordering philosophy.

Cina said...

LOLOL!!! I'm getting my own Jake ASAP!

britpopbaby said...

I received my invoice today. It's going cost a fair bit of money to ship Jake in that crate!

ana bel said...

got me a movie--a-hahaha. slicin' up eyeballs, a-hahaha. Girly so groovy...well, debaser, won't waste mah lil' fingahs typing furthah...

Simon Agent 002 said...

LOL....You will tell us if he arrives on time ? Won't you?

Matthew said...

This won't truly have success, I think this way.
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