Thursday, April 13, 2006

AT THE MOVIES

It transpires that occasionally Satan's minions, masquerading as film executives, actually try and keep Jake away from our cinema screens. Unbelieveable. So which moving picture do you think suffered most from Jake's absence? Please consider the options below and then vote accordingly.


A. SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN! something, something...A SPIDER CAN!

B. MOULIN "EWAN ALMOST MAKES UP FOR LACK OF JAKE" ROUGE


C. THAT WEIRD FOREIGN ONE WITH LOADS OF SEX AND NUDITY AND OTHER GOOD STUFF IN IT THAT JAKE BOTTLED OUT OF.



D. GIGLI


E. EVERY FILM EVER MADE, EVER INCLUDING THE ONES JAKE'S ALREADY IN BUT WITH JAKE PLAYING ALL ROLES.

14 comments:

Chantelle said...

E.

Duh!

Miss Twist said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am not just hyper! I want to choose E!(not the TV channel!)

Hey No.1(chantelle)! No.2 here loving your work!

Chantelle said...

Hey #2, was wondering where you were.

Anonymous said...

WTF, Britpopbaby, you must be really hard up for material. This latest post is unfunny and uninteresting.

britpopbaby said...
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britpopbaby said...

Did I say consider the following options and then bitch about the post below? No. Your options are A, B, C, D or E.

Only kidding. I love anonymous critcism.

Dynah said...

//C. THAT WEIRD FOREIGN ONE WITH LOADS OF SEX AND NUDITY AND OTHER GOOD STUFF IN IT THAT JAKE BOTTLED OUT OF.//

Just knowing that is an option makes me sad. That would have been one sweet movie.

Guess I'll just have to go watch Jarhead and The Good Girl and enjoy Jake getting it on with himself.

I choose 7.

jla said...

First of all...BritPop you ROCK!! This is my first time her and I am Lovin it honey.. Lovin it! Now to the question at hand, I vote for E...all movies ever made!!! I am all about being completely immersed in Jacob Benjamin!! Operation Jake World Domination is a go!!! Muwahahaha!!

Lauren (407) said...

I vote E, because *everyone* needs a little bit more Jake...

wontingwitch said...

Man oh man would I have KILLED to see Jake in The Dreamers...Just the thought of it...*shiver*

SquallCloud said...

I love that Jake is all sensual and wants us to want him but still is not indiscriminant with showing the world his wang. I vote for E btw.

britpopbaby said...

...his wang!

Ha! I have't heard that phrase in ages!

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