Despite reports to the contary that we shall ignore for the purposes of this post, Jake likes girls; but only some girls. Let us look now with our eyes at these beauties what Jake has apparently had some interest in at some point. Why? So that after deciphering Jake's taste through some form of census, we may all go out and change ourselves accordingly by whatever means nessecary and lull Jake into our traps of superficiality.
JENNY LEWIS: The Cheerful One.
KIRSTEN DUNST: The 'One' One. Almost.
ELLEN POMPEO: The Co-star One*
SELMA BLAIR: The 'Perhaps-he-never-dated-her-but-I-swear-he-did' One
*Has apparently said of Ellen Pompeo, his co-star in Moonlight Mile, that she is the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.