Tuesday, April 11, 2006

ANALYSING JAKE'S TASTES: A-LAYDIES

Despite reports to the contary that we shall ignore for the purposes of this post, Jake likes girls; but only some girls. Let us look now with our eyes at these beauties what Jake has apparently had some interest in at some point. Why? So that after deciphering Jake's taste through some form of census, we may all go out and change ourselves accordingly by whatever means nessecary and lull Jake into our traps of superficiality.


JENNY LEWIS: The Cheerful One.


KIRSTEN DUNST: The 'One' One. Almost.


ELLEN POMPEO: The Co-star One*


SELMA BLAIR: The 'Perhaps-he-never-dated-her-but-I-swear-he-did' One
*Has apparently said of Ellen Pompeo, his co-star in Moonlight Mile, that she is the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

53 comments:

SquallCloud said...

Well... Selma Blaire is kinda pretty.

Qienna said...

Jake has not dated either Selma Blair or Jenny Lewis. And according to himself, Kirsten was his first love.

Miss Twist said...

Is this cause of my whole "Jake is an ass man" comment? Well if it is I am sticking to my bums, I mean guns!

britpopbaby said...

Partly because of the ass comment miss twist!

Hedda PArsons said...

Jake did date Jenny Lewis before Kristen, he said it and so has she in interviews, google it!

britpopbaby said...

Yeah, I thought they had and I swear he dated Selma Blair too, I remember seeing pictures.

Qienna said...

Jake and Selma were both in Highway and have been friends since then. (Pictures of them together: http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=144)

There has been lots of gossip about Jake and Jenny dating, but to the best of my knowledge neither of them ever admitted it. And one of Jenny's bandmates claimed the two were close friends but weren't dating.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Jenny did date. She has a new CD out and someone sent me an interview she did. They bought up Jake and she said yeah, we dated. If I didn't delete my e-mail, I will post here. I haven't a clue about Blair.

kokodee said...

didn't he say that his bubble boy co-star Ever Carradine was a girl he was 'hopelessy in love with?'

Jake you ho!

britpopbaby said...

Oh yeah! I remember that. She's another pale and blonde one!

SquallCloud said...

All of this buys into my earlier theory that Jake is into fugs. I don't judge him on it. It's his preference but his male friends are so much better looking than his girlfriends. I don't even know who that first little short one is. She's famous?

Rolling Stone said...

The first girl is singer Jenny lewis. She has a CD out called Rabbit Fur Coat that the critics are raving about. Jake dated her before Kristen, right around when Donnie Darko came out

britpopbaby said...

I must admit that I've never understood the fascination with Kirsten Dunst and I've seen better pictures of Jenny Lewis. Selma Blair is attractive and so is Ellen Pompeo so he has some good taste.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who says Selma Blair is fug is seriously delusional. Selma is gorgeous.

Kirsten used to be pretty when she was in The Virgin Suicides. Anyone who who thinks she's ugly needs to see that movie. Absolutely stunning.

Jenny Lewis is a muscian so I won't comment on her looks.

Anonymous said...

I don't think he ever dated Ellen (though they heavily flirted on set, according to Dustin Hoffman's comments on the MlM commentary.)
He seems to like the whispy, "girly" types.

Anonymous said...

That first woman looks downright miserable.

She should cheer up. She is after all touching Jake.

Anonymous said...

Damn! None of those girls look like me! Come on, tell me he really did date Selma Blair, at least we both have the dark hair, pale skin thing going...

Anonymous said...

He's prettier than any of them!

britpopbaby said...

I'm trying desperately to find the images!! I know I've seen them. Jake is all in black and Selma was wearing a white coat and they were holding hands. I might try wireimage.

britpopbaby said...
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britpopbaby said...

Right lets try again (the deleted post above was me, it wouldn't let me post a link!)

If you go to www.wireimage.com and type in Jake Gyllenhaal in the search bar and then when his results come up just click Selma Blair in the "Celebrities" side bar and it will show you pictures of them together. Sorry, that was like instructions for retards but hey, I gotta be precise!!

It's still not the pics I mentioned before so the hunt goes on.

Lauren (407) said...

Crap...none of them look like me...
maybe he'll change his tastes *remains hopeful*

;p

Chantelle said...

You left me out. Jake said my beauty left him speechless (hence why you haven't heard of his love for me).

But NOW YOU KNOW!!

Chantelle said...

Btw, he definately dated Selma. It was in an interview I once read.

ana bel said...

Jenny Lewis is brilliant--knew and loved Rilo Kiley long before I knew of any association between her and Jake. If anyone is curious, I suggest you start at the Rilo Kiley website and listen to a song from "More Adventurous" before you try to get into her solo (plus Watson twins) stuff which is kind of weird if you aren't already into her. Or just download the beautiful song "More Adventurous"--guarantee you it's worth way more than .99.

She's not very photogenic but I understand all the indie-boys have the hots for her.

SquallCloud said...

Did Selma and him date around Highway time? Brokeback has absolutely ruined my viewing experience of other movies. I spent the whole time wishing Jake and Jared would just have at each other for cripes sakes! Well, like I said, Selma is the best of the lot and none of those chicas look ANYTHING like me. I'm short and black so can't even pretend to be his type. *le sigh*

ana bel said...

Much as I tend to think he is into guys, I don't think he is NOT into women at all--in his pics w/Kirsten Drunkst in particular, I don't see any of the weird, brittle, awkward body language you see in the obvious 'bearding' pseudo-relationships (e.g. the Ryan Seacrest/whatsername from Housewives sham.) He always sort of leans into her in pictures and looks really, really relaxed and comfortable. I don't know where it was, prob a magazine scan on IHeartJake, where a body language person analyzed a number of pics of the couple, and you could see how much their postures "mirrored" each other, and how they walked and even ate in sync. Not that I care about THAT relationship, my point is that I do think that was a genuine relationship. Hey, haven't we all known that guy, the one that can't get over some girl that everyone else thinks is gross or bitchy or an out-and-out eyesore? Apres moi, Bi=maybe, strictly gay=he's a hell of an actor and a student of the nuances of body language.

britpopbaby said...

Yeah, I remember that article. I think the relationship the Dunster was genuine too. I really don't believe that he would date someone for that long without caring for the person. Plus when they started dating he wasn't really enough of a big deal for everyone to question his sexuality.

SquallCloud said...

Yah he loved him some Kirsten. I bet she's a pretty cool sort. She seems spontaneous and funny like him but just...you know lushier. Hmmm who would be good for him now I wonder (besides my all time fave, Austin ... actually he looks his best with Peter Sarsgaard but it would be bad form for Peter to propose and then promptly knock up Jake's sister then run away with Jake. If anything that family seems a litte too class for all that.) So Austin it is. Gychols!

Chelsea said...

Its obvious he likes his girls teeny-tiny, boney and small chested.

Miss Twist said...

Damn it! I am only two of them: a girl, and I am tiny. I need to work on the boney and the stick thin!

Anonymous said...

People at times claim his long (well, in Hollywood standards) single period is because he's gay and can't be seen with women, blah, blah, blah. I've always been under the impression that the break-up w/ Kirsten did a huge number on his confidence, and he's hard a hard time getting back into the game.
And whenever she beckons, he dates her again (a la last fall) then she breaks up with him, and he's back in a funk.

Anonymous said...

That is a really unfortunate picture of Jenny Lewis - she is actually very beautiful IMO. And extremely talented. Just had to say that.

Anonymous said...

That is a really unfortunate picture of Jenny Lewis - she is actually very beautiful IMO. And extremely talented. Just had to say that.

Anonymous said...

does the no 1 women mean we are going to have no 2 guys?

britpopbaby said...

does the no 1 women mean we are going to have no 2 guys?

Quoi?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure he dated Natalie Portman for while there too.

Anonymous said...

at 3:35 AM britpopbaby said:
Quoi?

the post says analysing Jake's tastes number 1. women. so I thought this meant that the next anaylzing jake's tastes would be number 2. men.

britpopbaby said...

Oh, I see. Yes, maybe we shall...

Anonymous said...

Who is the girl in the first photo? I can't say that I've seen her before. Her face frightens me a bit.

-Pepper.

britpopbaby said...

Her name is Jenny Lewis. She used ti be a child actor but now shes the lead singer of Rilo Kiley.

crackerjack said...

well,except kirsten,others are pretty good,and i think jenny lewis is the most suitable one,cause i think she is pretty~

Anonymous said...

oh dear, I think I already hate these women. Except no. 1- she's too fugly to hate.

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Larissa said...

Jenny Lewis is extremely talented, and beautiful, he should have stuck with her! Heck, maybe he is gay...j/k!

Anonymous said...

Jenny Lewis is gorgeous, especially in person. That's just a bad pic of her. Shoulda stuck with her.

Anonymous said...

jake can date anyone he want's. and he can do anything he pleases like any other people..... like us. so selma and kirsten good for you ladies.

Anonymous said...

jake you can do anything with those bitches... damn you ladies.. anyway im cerjie visit. me @ my friendster accnt. jinjuriki_qb@yahoo.com.
-your die hard fan - cj.

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